My tweets

Tue, 19:00: RT @katestark: Friendly reminders! - Don’t tell a streamer how to play a video game. - Don’t offer unsolicited ‘helpful tips’ aka spoile…
Tue, 19:00: RT @LRRbot: "'I'm worried that Ben might be the new Cori.' 'That means you're going home with him!'" —Ian and Beej
Tue, 19:00: RT @RosewattaStone: Mana Crypt #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/3JvunZGos3
Tue, 19:00: RT @Graham_LRR: Planning for Road Quest is going very well, BUT it was encouraging to read an interview with a Top Gear editor who said the…
Tue, 19:00: RT @xkcdComic: Driving Cars https://t.co/yeu9WrRmE0 https://t.co/lzdHpNPoH9 https://t.co/TXqq1e6wcY
Tue, 19:01: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/3PQZltwP2D
Tue, 19:01: RT @Alatriyana: Since people were asking for it forever ago, here's one of the real pictures @dixonij and I had taken at the ball a few wee…
Tue, 19:01: RT @LunarJade: I’ve never liked hearing my voice recorded. Beej was watching a thing and I heard myself talking and thought “huh I sound o…
Tue, 19:03: RT @Graham_LRR: Update: Bees removed. Fun fact! This was a particularly large colony of bumblebees (around 100 of them), and they are the…
Tue, 19:03: RT @ThaTrail: The Onion is gonna go out of business, at this rate https://t.co/5WXuAWr9nB

Tue, 19:08: Got a surprise chance to go to #wwesmackdown tonight, so I gotta rep my fav rasslebois! CC: @Graham_LRR… https://t.co/3EKK4CtI71
Tue, 19:09: RT @WarrenIsDead: we all know that 69 is the sex number, true, but we do not often enough observe that 79 is the vore number, on account of…
Tue, 19:11: RT @ebi_sashimi: a good cat owner meme https://t.co/n5njXmPllR
Tue, 19:11: RT @CubeApril: 24 of the top 32 were Baral (in Brawl) last week, and 23 of the top 32 (6 of the top 8) this week. Now imagine this dominan…
Tue, 19:11: RT @PicturesFoIder: https://t.co/jk9xN9q3KC
Tue, 19:16: RT @WalkOutToys: #GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!! RULES!!! STEP 1-LIKE THE PHOTO STEP 2-RETWEET THE PHOTO STEP 3-TAG 2 FRIENDS Good Luck 😏 #WWE #…
Tue, 19:19: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Buzzed. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/u1d8onbde0
Tue, 19:20: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/nKjGe4i3A4
Tue, 19:25: RT @ScreamsRain: https://t.co/3AfkcDFiaX
Tue, 19:25: RT @RockstarGames: Earn over GTA$1,000,000 in the #GTAOnline Business Week Cash Giveaway Log in once this week and qualify for a GTA$250K…

Tue, 19:31: RT @alexsteacy: https://t.co/IDJwf9fVCw
Tue, 19:31: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/pPkI9sFdqK
Tue, 19:31: RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/5aouUNohBQ
Tue, 19:32: RT @sergeyager: Hi friends, Want to hang out and place blocks? Going live at 4pm PST today! (Which is earlier) https://t.co/09mDmU19q3 P…
Wed, 00:16: RT @Graham_LRR: But what if… we just stopped ~sharing~ the bad takes? 🤔
Wed, 00:16: RT @gunstoppable: GUYS HEAR ME OUT DENIM https://t.co/D4TX9XbS3Y
Wed, 00:16: RT @maro254: “Tales from the Pit” #1787 #TftP #mtg #WotCStaff #Sparks https://t.co/mE6u1f9yI7
Wed, 00:19: RT @Fleimkepa: A ballerina from Palestine was visiting Italy and fell in love with the melody of the street music. Her father encouraged h…
Wed, 00:28: RT @lxrdfarquad: @irmahinojosa_ have nothing. Catholicism is supposed to be all about resenting indulgence and materialism and living a si…
Wed, 00:32: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: This is so stupid I’m retweeting it https://t.co/1dM3SsHCpS

Wed, 00:33: RT @jiaalin: https://t.co/BQTveOWb27
Wed, 00:38: RT @AstroKatie: Don’t let anyone tell you an astrophysics education is too esoteric to be useful in the real world. #stellarlifeadvice http…
Wed, 00:40: RT @TheOnion: Curiosity Rover Frantically Driving Around Mars To Make It Look Like It’s Been Busy Before New Spacecraft Arrives https://t.c…
Wed, 00:40: RT @PicturesFoIder: 😂 https://t.co/2MLk9ZKalZ
Wed, 00:40: RT @kittyposting: https://t.co/6g2xfD0wv6
Wed, 00:42: RT @gabregan: Asked my wife, who's only seen two films in the MCU (Captain America 1 and Thor 2), to name #InfinityWar characters. It went…
Wed, 00:43: RT @the_moviebob: Farewell to the character that made Senior mall-walk groups pause wistfully outside Hot Topic for almost two full decades…
Wed, 00:44: RT @TheOnion: Capricious God Violently Shakes Ant Farm Day After Bestowing Orange Slices Upon Colony https://t.co/SAgurjR8yE https://t.co/0…
Wed, 00:45: RT @PicturesFoIder: https://t.co/Jd9dMuVLPt
Wed, 00:56: RT @PeterDavid_PAD: I think the last scene of Avengers 4 is going to be Pepper bouncing baby Morgan on her knee.