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Michael Moore
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  • Sat, 15:10: RT @MisterGreggles: This is stupid funny. https://t.co/7PnhBPRtRG
  • Sat, 15:15: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Wife: I am not leaving the house with you wearing socks and sandals again. Me: Ugh, fine! *I take the socks off reveal…
  • Sat, 15:17: RT @patrickmcurry: Me: Hey, I'm left-handed, and I can't use your product. Dev: But all of the creators love the product this way. Me: I kn…
  • Sat, 15:17: RT @duretti: switching jobs this frequently is the only leverage i have to make a better salary in a system that has consistently conspired…
  • Sat, 15:18: RT @Oatmeal: My brain at night: Ok, he's asleep. Let's install some new updates. Shit. Version conflict. Install failed Let's roll ba…
  • Sat, 15:18: RT @Archivd: A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.000000119 root beers. The bartender says, "I'm gonna have to charge you extra; that…
  • Sat, 16:40: RT @smaine: TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's…
  • Sat, 18:01: RT @BostonJerry: Who could ever have guessed that a system that forces us to spend 80% of our waking hours commuting to/working at jobs tha…
  • Sat, 18:02: RT @RvLeshrac: Lyft has a $15 "lost item return fee." Not returning someone's lost property is called "theft." Charging someone to return…
  • Sat, 18:02: RT @RvLeshrac: And if you have, say, someone's lost laptop, not returning someone's lost property is called "a felony."