My tweets

Thu, 19:39: RT @ItsyBatsy: So. You've talked to me and my son again. https://t.co/wcLSH70XSh
Thu, 19:41: RT @TolarianCollege: You know what would be hilarious? Bolas conquers Ravnica, defeats the Gatewatch, and as he reaches back to deliver the…
Thu, 19:44: RT @loadingreadyrun: We close down donations for Road Quest tomorrow night. Be sure to head over to https://t.co/csSW9kbsBI if you’d like t…
Thu, 19:44: RT @Pharmacistjudge: Ok so I finally hit .@Twitch affiliate! Yay! Now the weird thing about emotes and being a pharmacist is now a real q…
Thu, 19:44: RT @RosewattaStone: Lyra Dawnbringer #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/NQWewtNBPH
Thu, 19:45: RT @dixonij: A friendly cyberawareness reminder that this Royal Wedding 'Royal Name' meme thing is quite literally asking for the most comm…
Thu, 19:45: RT @BenHUlmer: Hey guys! I get to be in my very first PPR! So excited <3 https://t.co/8CZCPDtjSu
Thu, 19:45: RT @Card_Kingdom: So. You put 41 cards in your draft deck. #MTG https://t.co/fSEm2VskKd
Thu, 19:46: RT @FrazzleMyGimp: ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small…
Thu, 19:49: By age 35, you should find yourself... living in a shotgun shack. By age 35, you should find yourself... in another… https://t.co/9gT5fN1GcI

Thu, 19:50: RT @Robyn_Writing: K: Mommy, I have an important question. Me: Okay. K: It's a little embarrassing. But I need to know. Me: Okay. K: Okay.…
Thu, 19:51: RT @warandpeace: https://t.co/krMVCVXENW
Thu, 19:52: RT @WakeUpSuper: So. Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer https://t.co/rk70vuCkGj https://t.co/QMHVxrsWmG
Thu, 19:53: RT @LRRMtG: So. You think you’re Brainstorming right? https://t.co/kGQrWCiIwI
Thu, 19:53: RT @SamFishell: good evening and welcome to my ted talk about how the tagline for all three toy story movies was “the toys are back in town…
Thu, 19:54: RT @BenHUlmer: How dare u @alexsteacy https://t.co/95CyPYjNym
Thu, 19:55: RT @Molly23: @RayEffKay @alexsteacy @nicholasmc1 @BenHUlmer hey guys sorry I'm late https://t.co/JG9c2f0qp0
Thu, 20:03: RT @Imriaylde: What do you mean I'm an ambigram nerd and I'll always share silly ambigrams I don't know what you mean https://t.co/1nAuEHaJ…
Thu, 20:04: RT @true_vulture: honestly? same https://t.co/kklskmfted
Thu, 20:04: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Still waiting for my Google Wave invite.

Thu, 20:06: RT @azninsect: Hell ye! https://t.co/hELRDrhcW9
Thu, 20:06: RT @ANTlVAN: so. you’re lactose intolerant but you ate it anyway. https://t.co/rLL4oiOJfO
Thu, 20:07: RT @swear_trek: yanny / laurel https://t.co/P7nvs3QBOV
Thu, 20:11: RT @vqnerdballs: So A needle pulling thread https://t.co/dAbeueqqLg
Thu, 20:13: RT @JillianGonzolas: So... This is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit ri…
Thu, 20:14: RT @BlazeHedgehog: In 2018, Nancy is the best comic strip to be reading https://t.co/sookAfRrc6
Thu, 20:15: RT @B_Ehrenreich: The official poverty rate is about 13%, but a report to be released by United Way today reveals that a full 40% of Americ…
Thu, 20:16: RT @christinelove: Is there anything more quietly horrifying than a driver being deprecated due to GDPR. Like, wait, THINK ABOUT THAT https…
Thu, 20:17: RT @OverwatchTXT: https://t.co/ECu6Ekt9Px
Thu, 20:20: RT @alexsteacy: So. You're hoarding all your "best" ideas for that "perfect" project that you keep putting off until you're "ready" for it…

Thu, 20:22: RT @zzap: This is perhaps my favourite chart ever https://t.co/MuDLaVIdpk
Thu, 20:24: RT @Fugiman: me: ok I think the extension is done first user: I can't get it to work me: fuck *five hours later, having rewritten the whole…
Thu, 20:33: RT @MotoLeels: GFD. https://t.co/QmghnqbB3w
Thu, 20:35: RT @BryanDisagrees: No one has fucked up harder than this person https://t.co/wn024Ldgr6
Thu, 20:35: RT @Kristen_Arnett: woman in the dating app asked about my parents and i told her my dad was a navy man named crunch and she replied “oh co…
Thu, 20:39: RT @korvys: So You don't know what a butterfly is https://t.co/eie6QjjVQC
Thu, 20:40: RT @Card_Kingdom: Our friends at @loadingreadyrun will be playing with our CK Starter Cube in this week's Friday Night Paper Fight! Learn m…
Thu, 20:40: RT @alexsteacy: https://t.co/M21TtZbOyt
Thu, 20:42: RT @TrulyTafakari: I legit do not understand how people default to conspicuous consumption (cars, clothes, and Jordans) as the reason peopl…
Thu, 20:42: RT @GetColorGG: When you 100% hinge your door correctly. 👍🏻 https://t.co/FGsL06OPya

Thu, 20:43: RT @SusanArendt: Walkmen that didn’t have rewind, so you’d have to flip the tape, fast forward, and flip it again if you wanted to hear a s…
Thu, 21:05: RT @PhoenixMelior: So. You don't understand this meme. https://t.co/jKzzaiJSI9
Thu, 21:05: RT @ArfMeasures: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't have to put Mc in front…
Thu, 21:08: RT @MikeLLunsford: how long do you think a stream where I flip through the whole comic and talk about things with chat along the way would…
Thu, 21:10: RT @lasrina: Manager, telling me she's reassigning a project: "So Diana is going to be the new [project] superwoman." Me: "ACTUALLY I thin…
Thu, 21:11: RT @Screvvy: I'm still not over Black Ops 4 being formatted as "IIII" aka "This game is shortened to BOIIII" https://t.co/bwd11wxRlj
Thu, 21:12: RT @MyntyFresh: Anyone else have passive aggressive layer names when they mess up? Just me? https://t.co/sgw9RWmBaH
Thu, 21:13: RT @jefftiedrich: Watergate investigation: 2 years Iran/Contra investigation: 4 years Whitewater investigation: 6 years Benghazi investigat…
Thu, 21:15: RT @swear_trek: when your boss walks by and asks what you’re doing https://t.co/LMRgSJMvw0
Thu, 21:19: RT @kcunning: A friend showed me this and I'm dying. WHERE'S THE LIE? https://t.co/uIF0BDVLns

Thu, 21:19: RT @SlugDaPlug: Why do old white men be so extra when they see each other 😂😂 “Holy shit is that you Steve?? Well shove a stick up my ass an…
Thu, 21:24: RT @Jury: Ending third party Twitter access is so needlessly user-hostile. It amazes me they don’t see how this will damage their install b…
Thu, 21:25: RT @The_Potato_Cat: I freaking love this https://t.co/HXxnvT3NfU
Thu, 21:30: RT @sciencecomic: RTing because this should be common knowledge. If you think a block was made by mistake, just ask. I always look into it.…
Thu, 21:35: RT @James_LRR: @hitRECordJoe Use to play Magic you say? Let’s chat about this thing we do called the PPR sometime.
Thu, 21:35: RT @TrickMTG: @hitRECordJoe @mtgaaron Hey Joe! I can bring one of these guys to you! I'm the Magic community manager and I'm in LA right no…
Thu, 21:38: RT @dixonij: So You had a tweet of yours go viral... https://t.co/dzx9388I2M
Thu, 21:40: RT @dracomallfoys: this new harry potter movie looks great https://t.co/sThRr46SKs
Thu, 21:42: RT @icetsvu: Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Patio Grout. It's made from peanuts and fertilizer. https://t.co/CFUduRN…
Thu, 21:43: RT @vapor_wave_: #vaporwave. credit -> p-a-s-t-a https://t.co/HRMFVZRFU4

Thu, 21:45: RT @_youhadonejob1: To whoever put the reflective eyes on this tree by side of the road You, fine sir, are an asshole. A genius but an assh…
Thu, 21:47: RT @sarahmendiola: TFW you see the name of your starting pitcher trending and YOU KNOW it's not because he's throwing a perfect game or no-…
Thu, 21:50: RT @Karnythia: Holding your portable CD player just so to keep it from skipping. Having to carry change for a pay phone. https://t.co/N8r…
Thu, 21:53: RT @JacobBurgessVO: Doin' a shoot at @loadingreadyrun 's Moonbase tonight and that is literally all I'm allowed to tell you about it. But h…
Thu, 21:58: I forgot I had these still in the fridge. I fell in mud on the way home from work today, so it's bath and Cadbury t… https://t.co/2mPs4mLYlj
Thu, 21:59: RT @mikeyface: Bravo, Microsoft and the team that put this together. https://t.co/wJnjPneDeV
Thu, 23:09: RT @JackBox: @TolarianCollege @_Elantris_ Hi! TBH, I haven’t played since the Ice Age. But that doesn’t mean I don’t daydream sometimes abo…
Thu, 23:09: RT @BibliovoreOrc: The thing I love most about the Twitter algorithm is how it manages to hide cool tweets from my closest friends while ma…
Thu, 23:10: RT @BunchesOfBees: All I wanna do is *gunshot* *cash register sound* *gunshot* *cow mooing* *muted trombone* play around with this daytime…
Thu, 23:11: RT @RobProvince: https://t.co/ejCZ4mDpZ0

Thu, 23:11: RT @dmmaus: Wed: Left sunglasses at home. Thu: Left phone at home. Fri: Left entire backpack with keys in it at home. I sense a disturbing…
Thu, 23:12: RT @legobutts: Delete this video of me swimming immediately https://t.co/XUcEsS1pLh
Thu, 23:13: RT @sbprime: CABELA’S DANG HUNTS #noswears https://t.co/GHUMoZyBKy
Thu, 23:16: RT @CollegeHumor: 14 Of The Most Unintentionally Funny Things Kids Have Said - https://t.co/LtNx9PScXp https://t.co/jwunmUHr1b
Thu, 23:21: RT @dasebeleren: At the risk of putting him on a pedestal, Graham Stark is a really good role model and this community could use more peopl…
Thu, 23:22: RT @aestheticsweeb: https://t.co/DH5mFUSf1Z
Thu, 23:23: RT @CinderSlays: T H I C C https://t.co/OLDeiUPm3J
Thu, 23:23: RT @MaxKriegerVG: game developer: "i wrote this really cool shader that offsets vertex positions along a curve as they distance themselves…
Thu, 23:26: RT @austin_walker: me, wide awake: i can't believe how often people mix up its and it's me, sort of tired: differen't
Thu, 23:26: RT @pcgamer: The Humble Store is offering Galactic Civilizations 2: Ultimate Edition for free https://t.co/I5vStM2bm5 https://t.co/ugHaGXH1…

Thu, 23:51: RT @kingkeoua: Twitter https://t.co/gbjyAVsr9e
Thu, 23:58: RT @DanaFischerMTG: I am going to be on the PrePreRelease!!!!!!! I get to team up with @mtg_youngmage !!! https://t.co/VVyrwLjGus
Fri, 00:00: RT @DnDBeyond: So you have decided to split your party. https://t.co/IVuBc6SRc2
Fri, 00:20: Watched this vlog and was reminded of @Graham_LRR and couldn't figure out why: https://t.co/jZSs1VQ06L Took me a wh… https://t.co/JQpRqRmZhv
Fri, 02:16: RT @DannyDutch: What? https://t.co/UX5NJNMAMT
Fri, 02:20: Wait, my bot's started its own stream?! :-D https://t.co/nA6mBbcEwX
Fri, 02:26: RT @damnyouwillis: evergreen quote https://t.co/92Ij8EOaKN
Fri, 02:26: RT @CeltThulhu: so you have executive dysfunction and [the rest of this meme submission form is blank] https://t.co/aC4cNFXUzD
Fri, 02:27: RT @choochoobear: -chefkiss.gif- https://t.co/AxPhTbGJbD
Fri, 02:27: RT @foxmar320: Ok so my bill situation is worse than I thought. Now I have no phone service on top of all the other bills that are piling u…

Fri, 02:28: RT @aedison: Checking my email and discovering the incredible coincidence that so many companies have started to deeply care about my priva…
Fri, 02:28: RT @aestheticsweeb: https://t.co/dADtCNRoaG
Fri, 02:35: RT @pcgamer: Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 will be released on BattleNet, not Steam https://t.co/Q6VQ37j6wX https://t.co/94pjYLtELA
Fri, 02:37: RT @Fugiman: Extension is done, time to use it https://t.co/Cka4baDhyv
Fri, 02:38: RT @Linkara19: So. You discovered that I stole this chair. https://t.co/e70hlbSLdt
Fri, 10:15: RT @LRRbot: "You are not allowed to use any form of the electromagnetic spectrum." —Cori
Fri, 10:15: RT @RosewattaStone: Darigaaz Reincarnated #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/y1TPjK2OsH
Fri, 10:20: RT @UntoNuggan: People: Yanny or Laurel? *Me, someone with auditory processing issues*: NOW do you understand why I need captions even th…
Fri, 10:21: RT @Nash076: ATTENTION VIDEO EDITORS, YOUTUBERS, STREAMERS, TWITCH FOLKS, ANYONE WHO USES A MIC WITH THEIR PC: Windows Update 1803 disable…
Fri, 10:21: RT @Selnyam: So. You want to run a game of #dungeonsanddragons and all your players are adults with wildly varying schedules. https://t.c…

Fri, 10:23: RT @derekshoedev: A year and a half ago, almost to the day, I got fired from a customer service job. It was two weeks after my mother’s fun…
Fri, 10:26: RT @ryanqnorth: I love this early DS9 cast photo: taken with flash, nobody looking in the same direction, some definitely uncertain a photo…
Fri, 10:27: RT @MalwareTechBlog: “Is that a British accent?” “Yes.” “What are your thoughts about the royal wedding?” “I’ve changed my mind, I’m actual…
Fri, 10:28: RT @keab42: So... You've started a land war in Asia https://t.co/ERgvJMEOOm
Fri, 10:29: RT @MemoriousTulpa: https://t.co/OjliN4uV0K

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