My tweets: admiralmemo

Fri, 14:20: RT @jessiesarah: So ...ME BODY ONCE TOLD ME https://t.co/Ww0kx7VPKr
Fri, 14:20: RT @dixonij: So damn... That tweet did numbers overnight... https://t.co/8K5xySCi6V
Fri, 14:21: RT @tyson_hesse: By age 35 you should have at least one foot in the grave, according to retirement experts
Fri, 14:21: RT @gothblin: So, you want to learn to sit like William Riker... https://t.co/64tt54msfJ
Fri, 14:21: RT @smutastrophe: https://t.co/D4Z0IIH8VI
Fri, 14:40: RT @mobrienbooks: Online friendships are wild because you learn every detail of their childhood traumatic experiences and ensuing lifelong…
Fri, 14:43: Bot with the pro tips. https://t.co/cLfphSrZlj
Fri, 14:44: RT @AskAQueerChick: My MFA advisor once told me to "cut the narrative diagonally, revealing the striations," and even now, as a professiona…
Fri, 14:47: RT @justonescarf: Made this. Not sure if correct or not. https://t.co/X10p3P44kd
Fri, 14:47: RT @SuperShinyPanda: So You rolled a natural one. https://t.co/4W7HwN81VG

Fri, 14:48: RT @lifehacker: People, don't give out your info in a Facebook meme: https://t.co/0jqgcekje0 https://t.co/bXt5fmGPZx
Fri, 14:49: RT @xkcdComic: MC Hammer Age https://t.co/3LeJJBY7Hk https://t.co/QtKT2smMdn https://t.co/4L4I87uliz
Fri, 14:50: RT @personasama: So. You haven't saved for the last hour. https://t.co/N1zJ3hUvkQ
Fri, 22:30: RT @GUIDuckTV: The stream on Monday was pretty successful, so let's keep that up. Next stream will be this coming Monday at ~7:00 PM.
Fri, 22:30: RT @LRRbot: "Oh good... I get to yank on ya." —Ian
Fri, 22:30: RT @dixonij: TFW your cybersecurity awareness tweet goes viral, you promote your MTG podcast in lieu of a soundcloud, and the Digital Marke…
Fri, 22:32: RT @ObsKenobs: Vader: the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. *Death Star destroys a planet* *Va…
Fri, 22:34: RT @shitshowdotinfo: oh god fucking damn it lmao https://t.co/yhGCLvh3Wc
Fri, 22:39: RT @DesertGIF: How Many Of These Things Have You Yelled While Having Mind-Blowing Sex With R.L. Stine? https://t.co/mIgnyA4MCt
Fri, 22:41: RT @dantheshive: Huh. Y’know, it’s worth pointing out the target age audience of things to adults ranting online, but what if some of the r…

Fri, 22:42: RT @t0varisch1: Dear people who like driving, HOW WHY YOU'RE LITERALLY MANEUVERING A BEHEMOTH OF METAL THAT SCREAMS LIKE AN ENRAGED HELL…
Fri, 22:43: RT @the_moviebob: America needs gun control. That doesn't mean "No one should have a gun." I means if you're stupid enough to THINK that'…
Fri, 22:45: RT @RikerGoogling: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Fri, 22:46: RT @Fireflufferz: me: *accidentally spills a bunch of salt into my pizza dough* ah fu- hasbro lawyers: *burst into my apartment and drag me…
Fri, 23:16: RT @ncasenmare: NEW GAME! Why do groups of people act smart, dumb, kind, cruel? An interactive guide to networks & humans: THE WISDOM and/…
Fri, 23:17: RT @daytonward: I crack up at this. EVERY. TIME. #StarTrek https://t.co/B9Z7xS7YRk
Fri, 23:18: RT @JonTetrino: So new setup isn't ready yet so we're going Once more unto the breach! with Minecraft, @The_Potato_Cat and myself! Live on…
Fri, 23:19: RT @katestark: [LIVE] I'm back! Let's celebrate with some PUBG customs! https://t.co/HBhKkEjddm https://t.co/RQlaOhMeks
Fri, 23:23: RT @TheOnion: For-Profit College Hastily Designs Diploma For Student On Verge Of Actually Graduating https://t.co/wNJTczqHa3 https://t.co/t…
Fri, 23:24: RT @bradleyrose: ACT 1: - #MTGDOM feel is "Springtime in Dominaria" - Next set passes (#MTGM19) ACT 2: - Feel of #MTGGRN is "Autumn on R…

Fri, 23:24: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Son: “You didn’t have YouTube or Minecraft when you were a kid? What did you do?” *flashback to peeling dried glue off m…
Fri, 23:25: RT @PixlSheep: get away from my pizza rolls you long bastard https://t.co/nl2mS35DEi
Fri, 23:26: RT @VaughanPappy: This shot of @reneauberjonois has destroyed my world. I had no idea his face was pretty much all latex! https://t.co/BGdI…
Fri, 23:28: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Changing. https://t.co/OEAMonQdmk
Fri, 23:28: RT @cwgabriel: I accidentally had a package delivered to my street address but in a nearby city. I just drove over there and met a cool guy…
Fri, 23:28: RT @Marg0Pol0: @videogamedeals https://t.co/j8RKxx9cbR
Fri, 23:31: RT @ecriturechannel: テンポを1ずつずらして再生してみただけとかいう遊び https://t.co/qNTucUj1Z5
Fri, 23:33: RT @JFD1960: 2 dogs in a bar Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today" Dog 2: "Let's hear it then" Dog1: "Knock kno..." Dog2: goes fucking me…
Fri, 23:33: RT @lifehacker: People, don't give out your info in a Facebook meme: https://t.co/ckR1QvCAEl
Fri, 23:39: RT @artyng0: https://t.co/uZvgUZn4Yp

Fri, 23:44: RT @MaureenShaw: Being anti-NRA is not the same thing as being anti-gun, despite what the @NRA would have you believe. I am not anti-gun.…
Fri, 23:45: RT @watering76: 快寫到中風😫 https://t.co/oaU9Ezx82Q
Fri, 23:47: RT @HetanShah: Tell your fave Indian wedding caterer they only need to send half their usual team https://t.co/XcKrrYtTKA
Fri, 23:49: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Got fired from working the vinyl pressing machine for yelling “It’s a new record!” every 10 seconds.
Fri, 23:53: RT @UnarmedOracle: You should go watch Julie stream over at https://t.co/AyZkVbgKyc https://t.co/XJnvPcrdjb
Fri, 23:55: RT @asha_lh: https://t.co/rTnWNWLcbK
Fri, 23:55: RT @starpyrate: wait... is there seriously people claiming that 'reference is bad' again? Literally if you can see, you're drawing from r…
Sat, 00:07: RT @JennaLynnMeowri: shit https://t.co/XAgvDbLS4M
Sat, 00:07: RT @tyrisstark: So. You waited nearly a year to make this moment into a meme but you were tweeting the meme that's a spoiler for the lates…
Sat, 10:03: RT @RosewattaStone: Bloodbraid Elf #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/EIsdbhCdXd

Sat, 10:04: RT @D0GGEAUX: well would you look at the time! it's 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙-- 3 8 -- 4…
Sat, 10:14: RT @BenHUlmer: So. You think you think you can Tinker and Tailor. https://t.co/t406H6buPB
Sat, 10:20: RT @kumailn: We’ve become desensitized to violence against children. There is no greater threat to our humanity.
Sat, 10:20: RT @garywhitta: PRO TIP: Eliminate toxic people from your life.
Sat, 10:27: RT @DonCheadle: nigga, please ... https://t.co/MOK2kQ6hsE
Sat, 10:28: RT @apsalar: I am at WTF Jam and this is definitely better than my jam game. https://t.co/SoAZ2nGUdM
Sat, 10:28: RT @heyshanmurphy: "modern cartoons all look the same" well uh, I have news for you https://t.co/2Nl6VdElyM
Sat, 10:28: RT @egoraptor: For those upset over Thundercats right now: there was a visually stunning, heartfelt, story driven, action oriented reboot o…

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