My tweets: admiralmemo

Wed, 02:17: RT @LRRbot: "Kathleen is going to go touch a horse." —Graham
Wed, 02:18: RT @sugarsh0t: WHICH ONE??!?!????? https://t.co/iBupoDSDCi
Wed, 02:19: RT @UnarmedOracle: Please god do not let me die in a way that makes people snort with laughter for thousands of years https://t.co/KZwOZ8J3…
Wed, 02:23: RT @SamSykesSwears: Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine! https://t.co/CLK…
Wed, 02:24: RT @innesmck: the term "video game" has permanently fucked our medium and if we'd just picked something without the word "game" in it we'd…
Wed, 02:24: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Boss: What’s the issue? Me: Well, we had to remove the Wolfman from customer service. Kept eating the customers. Boss…
Wed, 02:24: RT @daytonward: "For every warning label, there's a dumbass who made it necessary." -- Me, again Also? "Volcano S'Mores" is the name of m…
Wed, 02:27: RT @AndroidSparky: Long distance friendships are 90% this conversation. friend: I'm hungry you: okay i'll come get you and we'll go get fo…
Wed, 02:29: RT @DesertGIF: You’re A 13-Year-Old Girl: Can You Find A Date To The Sadie Hawkins Dance? https://t.co/NSvcGirtWU
Wed, 02:32: RT @ihorner: People in space are idiots. https://t.co/fJARjTVafE

Wed, 02:34: RT @Oatmeal: Travis. https://t.co/KJFHlAo5Nk
Wed, 02:34: RT @sevreds: my kitten jumped into my parents big bath tub yesterday but accidentally dragged a towel hanging on the side in with him. So i…
Wed, 02:36: RT @underthenettle: this is a public lecture I thought about going to tonight but fuck, what a notification https://t.co/wwmFJdnBrr
Wed, 02:41: RT @Yuyucow: It's good that you can wear Pokemon as a hat, but it's more important that Onix can wear you as a hat https://t.co/bc4SqH8Dfp
Wed, 02:42: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Spider. https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/slMTSkq7IE
Wed, 02:45: RT @paulbaloche: Life is hard enough. Let's make @Twitter less of a daily, toxic "outrage machine" and more of an inspirational, affirmativ…
Wed, 02:56: RT @Nibellion: Shoutouts to the god-tier troll who has leaked Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee on April fucking 1st and nobody believed any o…
Wed, 02:57: RT @Clipart1994bot: SNEAKING.BMF https://t.co/kBppy9lPTL
Wed, 02:57: RT @ShitIHearOnDuty: Just got a letter from a guy I arrested a few years ago inviting me to his addiction program graduation. You're damn…
Wed, 03:12: RT @ProudResister: Roseanne has the right to say what she wants & ABC has right to cancel her show. NFL players have the right to protest…

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