My tweets

Thu, 15:34: RT @tunayo: Millenial signs of relationship commitment: - lessened read receipt anxiety - stockpiling memes they might like - knowing their…
Thu, 15:36: RT @vomcruise: Every member of Biffy Clyro looks like James McAvoy in a different role. https://t.co/k0SSkaHYFk
Thu, 15:37: RT @DaveGalanter: “I really like yoga.” “You’re kidding me. Seriously?” “Yeah. If it’s frozen anyway. I can’t tell it’s not ice cream.” “So…
Thu, 15:38: RT @HiroRwar: American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth…
Thu, 15:40: RT @BoringEnormous: When your landlord has a strict 'no dogs' policy https://t.co/8fEFhIhxCY
Thu, 15:42: RT @allyngibson: "Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?" https://t.co/bbgwx1FAJo
Thu, 15:43: RT @bot_me_daddy: unblock me daddy
Thu, 20:21: RT @alexsteacy: Oh hey look it's a photo of what my life feels like sometimes. https://t.co/AYZql5avUa
Thu, 20:22: RT @prcioustony: wow netflix are one big mood https://t.co/mj6S0xHOgH
Thu, 20:22: RT @Card_Kingdom: Card Kingdom is known for its shipping speed. We here at HQ are doing Advanced Shipping Method Research. https://t.co/XKX…

Thu, 20:23: RT @LRRbot: "Wow... It's the Internet... OK, I don't want to talk to you anyway..." —Graham
Thu, 20:23: RT @foxmar320: Finally home and after another day driving around with no A/C I my car seats are soaked. :( https://t.co/RDtTn2btOe
Thu, 20:24: RT @shaun_jen: Fake nerd girl: I love Star Wars! I'm a big fan! True fan: Oh yeah? Harass five cast members. I'll wait
Thu, 20:24: RT @korvys: @wilw My timeline did a thing. https://t.co/HC0DFKP9tV
Thu, 20:27: RT @coalsavoie: Okay. The models, animation, a movie about Miles? Awesome. But this? This is fucking genius to me. No artificial camera l…
Thu, 20:28: RT @ChrisHallbeck: I remember when I first posted this one I got a lot of "Nobody says this." and it LITERALLY just happened to me 30 secon…
Thu, 20:29: RT @levarburton: My Mom, Son, Grandaughter, Elder Sis and some random white dude... #bydhttmwfi http://t.co/mNunxBON3S
Thu, 22:01: RT @emilyhughes: It’s unclear to me if Twitter unsuspended the art bots platform but uh endless screaming and tiny care bot are currently l…
Thu, 22:07: RT @ilonacatherine: When you come into work dressed as the carpet. I am MORTIFIED. https://t.co/WIIivBslY2
Thu, 22:15: RT @RuthieFizz: Two things about Wombats: 1) Larger than you'd expect 2) Literally shit bricks https://t.co/yCSHElxYut

Thu, 22:15: RT @BigGiantCircles: YOU KNOW THIS MEANS NOTHING @APPLE KEEP YOUR FALSE PROMISES AND BROKEN OATHS OFF MY SCREEN https://t.co/iYXiZmounR
Thu, 22:15: RT @CatPornx: it's a meowntain https://t.co/WpQFtaxvUK
Thu, 22:37: RT @Tettix: OH GOD YES https://t.co/kIXE8NseVp https://t.co/vKrJmXFkut
Thu, 22:39: RT @Foone: I swear, every time a storyboarder is like "ok this next scene is just some mechanical stuff to show that they're doing things",…
Thu, 22:40: RT @prozdkp: this capn crunch french toast is legit https://t.co/iWT5tfpZLR
Thu, 22:42: RT @swear_trek: as soon as that first "actually" shows up https://t.co/Zs8OWsV8Dh
Thu, 23:55: RT @WakeUpSuper: "Is it bad that X is my favorite game?" "I know a lot about this thing, but it's because I have no life." I hear these two…
Thu, 23:56: RT @Kathleen_LRR: Ben, slaving away in the editing mines. Such a good boy. 😭 https://t.co/RUPHUZKLfu
Thu, 23:56: RT @ASmallFiction: "Wait, so which one of us is the clone?" "That depends. Is the original responsible for our past choices?" "I guess so…
Thu, 23:56: RT @headfallsoff: they want me to say “it’s-a me” but they never ask “how-a you” https://t.co/hEDRwP7UHs

Fri, 00:05: RT @saltydkdan: I saw people on Twitter saying that the New Spider-Man movie looks like a Telltale Games series I think I agree https://t.…
Fri, 00:15: RT @wilw: SOMEONE WARN TRUMP THAT THERE ARE PROBABLY A LOT OF CANADIANS CELEBRATING IN WASHINGTON TONIGHT AND THEY MAY TRY TO BURN THE WHIT…
Fri, 00:15: RT @xkcdComic: Sun and Earth https://t.co/ekclHfmzfX https://t.co/c1Gmi0g75O https://t.co/4UD5LL064S
Fri, 00:16: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Well that didn't take long. >:I https://t.co/g8U7qynQVH
Fri, 00:17: RT @dixonij: Finally got the rest of my Animar-morphs #EDH deck together thanks to @Card_Kingdom and got this sweeeeet token request fulfil…
Fri, 00:19: RT @pcgamer: A Battalion 1944 player threatened the developers, so they put a dick on his gun https://t.co/EJmzwE64xJ https://t.co/BpBDDv2u…