- Fri, 20:55: RT @smutastrophe: Young man Did you tie up our gran I said young man In the back of the van I said young man This is such a good plan We'll…
- Fri, 20:55: RT @PicturesFoIder: https://t.co/FsqPt6ghUK
- Fri, 20:58: RT @RosewattaStone: Omniscience #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/WPxRva77fz
- Fri, 20:58: RT @Memo_ebooks: • Users hate when you tweeted ‘never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do….
- Fri, 20:59: RT @Memo_ebooks: Hey, is this the workshop for paranormal writers?
- Fri, 20:59: RT @Graham_LRR: The livestreamfail subreddit used to at least have *occasionally* funny “this random streamer screwed up” clips… but now…
- Fri, 21:01: RT @computerfact: if you arent paying for the product you are the product if you are paying for the product youre still probably the produ…
- Fri, 21:01: RT @EricaFails: WHO USED THE MONKEY PAW TO ASK FOR A PAIR OF WOMEN'S PANTS WITH POCKETS https://t.co/8qJSMGj8y8
- Fri, 21:02: RT @alexsteacy: I'm increasingly of the opinion that some people lead surrogate lives through celebs, which might be why they get uncomfort…
- Fri, 21:03: RT @xkcdComic: An Apple for a Dollar https://t.co/CJfLYbkrI3 https://t.co/q8riHXX33L https://t.co/cll4qtCW3X
- Fri, 21:04: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Sad bot. https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/L8AMIQ069I
- Fri, 21:06: RT @RosewattaStone: Oblivion Ring #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/rzFDLJikb4
- Fri, 21:06: RT @trolldiergirl: *Thanksgiving dinner 2080* Me (has dementia): this turkey has big dick energy My great-grandson: bro what the fuck
- Fri, 21:07: RT @James_LRR: How long do you think it’ll take for BC Ferries to hike their prices due to a longer sailing time? HA! Jokes only a few peo…
- Fri, 21:08: RT @BenHUlmer: Also you should follow me on Instagram. It's 99.9% me lip syncing songs way too aggressively. https://t.co/4IS2HsiR3b
- Fri, 21:09: RT @UnarmedOracle: i always thought interesting times would be at least interesting in some way
- Fri, 21:10: RT @warandpeace: I'm legitimately in awe that Aliens: Colonial Marines legendarily bad AI was primarily due to _one_ single-character typo…
- Fri, 21:14: RT @AnicaCihla: if i was a professional dominatrix i’d advertise myself as “pro pain and pro pain accessories” and my company would be call…
- Fri, 21:14: RT @tiltyhouse: 💥🐉 LIVE 🐉💥 Spread the word around, those boys are back in town. And by town I mean https://t.co/7FcrRwVJ1r And by boys,…
- Fri, 21:14: RT @MicroSFF: "CourtingBot, initiate courtship with that person there." "They have enabled autodecline." "Is it overridable?" "Yes." "Overr…
- Fri, 21:16: RT @weedguy420boner: There are a million designers working on making website buttons have better gradients and none working on the cord tha…
- Fri, 21:18: RT @bodegafruit: “Why aren’t millennials buying houses?” “Why don’t millennials save money?” “Lazy millennials are ruining this economy”…
- Fri, 21:18: RT @InHollywoodland: ????????????????? https://t.co/Xw9YB9eN3h
- Fri, 21:20: RT @mcclure111: The "how to boil a frog" parable but there's actually two frogs and one is desperately, helplessly trying to hop out of the…
- Fri, 21:35: RT @TigNotaro: GENIE: I don’t—I’m sorry I’m just not getting this. ME: *In bed* Look, it’s not complicated: I still want to feel the WEIGHT…
- Fri, 21:36: RT @DavidPJKing: Excuse me @Apple? https://t.co/Iq8Yp1JhGE @troyhunt @Scott_Helme https://t.co/bfsDpa4BrQ
- Fri, 21:37: RT @Mistah_FixIt: I miss hottub Geralt. I do not like the Wide Geralt https://t.co/o1XPdnyLy7
- Fri, 21:39: RT @RubyCosmos: #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob Can't meet this deadline 'til you bring me photos of the Spider-Man. https://t.co/YnmBtE26Xh
- Fri, 21:41: RT @failnaut: ONE TYPO. THE WHOLE THING WAS FUCKED DUE TO ONE TYPO. I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID QA ON THIS AND REFUSES TO EVEN TALK ABOUT THE EX…
- Fri, 21:48: RT @NESbot_feed: Aliens: Colonial Marines AI fixed by a single letter https://t.co/qEhMgPE1sT
- Fri, 22:19: RT @alexsteacy: Pssst @smutastrophe is my shitposting alt. Just be warned that it is very not safe for work.
- Fri, 22:36: RT @Memo_ebooks: Fine, she said, I'll summon you back in town.
- Fri, 22:41: RT @SirGary_y: WHAT ARE U DOING NINTENDO https://t.co/DM4G3roaRI
- Fri, 22:42: RT @cyanwhisky: summer is coming🍦🏖️ https://t.co/rj886SYnyY
- Fri, 22:51: RT @OhPoorPup: this is fucking incredible https://t.co/3aj77FU5RR
- Fri, 22:53: RT @iucounu: They open the mysterious black sarcophagus and inside it's David Bowie, alive and well. He then sets about repairing the timel…
- Fri, 22:54: RT @howardtayler: Battery light came on. I made it to my mechanic. She said "melted wiring harness. We've had these start cars on fire."…
- Fri, 22:56: RT @SliesandLander: @ghirapurigears Could be anywhere between “new 1/1 soldier token art” and “Our c18 preview card is Taiga” honestly.
- Fri, 22:59: RT @LunarJade: I’m streaming at 11pm PT tonight until roughly 1am. More Hollow Knight. And that’ll count as Saturday’s part of the stream s…
- Fri, 22:59: RT @dantheshive: I would 100% get this ridiculous figure if it didn't cost a hundred flipping dollars. https://t.co/fHIueAIHnM
- Fri, 23:01: RT @EricaFails: NETFLIX. LET ME READ WHAT A MOVIE IS ABOUT OR WHOS IN IT OR WHAT LANGUAGE ITS IN WITHOUT STARTING THE MOVIE.
- Fri, 23:11: RT @sudhiitm: |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| Chemists have all the solutions |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /…
- Fri, 23:13: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Road trips. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/SYSe8JMLLq
- Fri, 23:17: RT @CauseWereGuys: Lmaoo I really thought I was gonna learn something https://t.co/mtE8ihss22
- Fri, 23:17: RT @ASassyMermaid: Start charging parents who don’t vaccinate their children with manslaughter when other kids die because of theirs 2k18.
- Fri, 23:18: RT @WakeUpSuper: Guess I should have mentioned no homestream again but I’m trying to date John Cena with @Kathleen_LRR over on https://t.c…
- Fri, 23:18: RT @razzadoop: New favorite thing: typing out song lyrics and switching to autocomplete halfway through. You spin me right round baby rig…
- Fri, 23:19: RT @Silylphosphine: Ordering a case of glass bottles for samples. Bottles come in cases of 40. Lids come in lots of 1650 or 2500. 🤔 https:/…
- Fri, 23:25: RT @wbaltv11: Maryland voter registration system runs on software owned by Russian-financed firm, I-Team learns https://t.co/T9MSKT8q7y htt…
- Fri, 23:27: RT @Grescheks: @Tuckiozi found your (and your twin brother's) Tinder profile. https://t.co/uPpfmGqhWa
- Fri, 23:35: RT @NormsRespecter: Matt Groening is an underrated political cartoonist https://t.co/AWUoJ7rKCZ
- Fri, 23:36: RT @razzadoop: Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place for dinner dinner or drinks with friends Happy birthday to you Happy to…
- Fri, 23:36: RT @WigsZone: @razzadoop Hi! My name is , what? My name is, who? My name is John king and I have a slow moving memory
- Fri, 23:37: RT @Ohshidash: @JoeFargoVO @WigsZone @razzadoop Hi! My name is, what? My name is, who? My name is Jonathan and I am not very happy with the…
- Fri, 23:37: RT @TheGreech: @abaranov @Ohshidash @JoeFargoVO @WigsZone @razzadoop Hi! My name is what? My name is who? My name is Sara I was wondering i…
- Fri, 23:37: RT @prismaticmonkey: @razzadoop Hey Annie, are you okay, are you getting enough nutrition in your diet
- Fri, 23:37: RT @stillnotAyu: @razzadoop Somebody once told me the world is a good day at work and I'm not sure if you want me to get ready for work
- Fri, 23:38: RT @ChrimsonBonez: @razzadoop Shot through the heart And I’m sorry to hear that
- Fri, 23:38: RT @NDSBlue: @razzadoop It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you, There's nothing that the government has to do with it. I bless t…
- Fri, 23:39: RT @nashewninesix: @razzadoop Rollin' around at the speed of sound, got a new phone and lost all my contacts"
- Fri, 23:40: RT @WillowEagles97: @razzadoop Somebody once told me that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not…
- Fri, 23:40: RT @elisayzrawr: @razzadoop My neck, my back My head is killing me so much
- Fri, 23:40: RT @littlefoxjess: @razzadoop Wake me up before you go go away for a bit to get me some food
- Fri, 23:41: RT @DerekWestbroo14: @razzadoop I hear the drums echoing tonight, but she hears rumors about a huge amount of time spent at Mom's hotel room
- Fri, 23:41: RT @JohnGaudet: @razzadoop In West Philadelphia, born and raised, he was a really good friend and he was able and always wanted a better pl…
- Fri, 23:42: RT @AshleyShort95: @razzadoop It's something unpredictable and in the end its right I hope you have a good weekend though
- Fri, 23:43: RT @somebadideas: One of the worst videogames of recent years is fixed by a modder five years later who noticed a single letter typo in an…
- Fri, 23:46: RT @redrawnoxen: One of the teens is working on a comic about a clown knight that it turns out is from an entire clown kingdom. Instead of…
- Fri, 23:51: RT @pants_leg: i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected
