My tweets

Tue, 01:23: RT @Bouuvine: DND allows you to play out even the most impossible fantasies, such as: -Speaking multiple languages -Traveling with friends…
Tue, 01:24: RT @_caroline__28: IKEA is just an escape room you don’t have to pay to enter
Tue, 01:28: RT @twotwobearz: A friend typo’d Walking Ballista as Walking Barista and now I can’t stop thinking about a robot that throws coffee at peop…
Tue, 01:28: RT @jaikpuppyteeth: when i was like 14 a urologist told me that foreskin skin and eyelid skin have the same composition like it was some co…
Tue, 01:29: RT @RayEffKay: Reminder that I'm not streaming tonight, but MY BOY ADAM is tackling Enter the Gungeon. Come hang out! https://t.co/JSA64V0e…
Tue, 01:34: RT @mollypriddy: not tipping a server to make a statement about how restaurants should be paying their employees is like punching a fifth-g…
Tue, 01:35: RT @glanderco: cool new feature for apple users: the new iOS strongly implies that the basektball emoji is made of human skin https://t.co/…
Tue, 01:36: RT @LRRMtG: Hey whaddup, more Arena beta codes from viewer Estyl https://t.co/rZTKiUMrgv
Tue, 01:36: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Sorry. https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/77tQIbFE5f
Tue, 01:41: RT @TheDoubleclicks: Jimmy Eat World has a great point, I also encourage you to think hard about kerning https://t.co/PBNmQgq00U https://t.…

Tue, 01:42: RT @UltimaHeart: When you & a mutual heavily disagree on an opinion but you still love them https://t.co/nq8c4ZlQe0
Tue, 01:42: RT @JimSterling: Retweet this if you like retweeting things.
Tue, 01:48: RT @askiisoft: I heard you liked screenshake. https://t.co/EO4h5zsNFd
Tue, 01:49: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/dZiO5ufnII
Tue, 01:53: RT @TheOnion: Burglar Makes Sure To Crack Glass On Family Portrait https://t.co/hRQSvcpinE https://t.co/6bT7cVy8Hv
Tue, 01:54: RT @Dracogen: I’ve found that gaming is excellent self care. These are crazy times, so if you genuinely can’t afford a game, but feel it co…
Tue, 01:57: RT @aestheticsotaku: https://t.co/APu6xzLfE8
Tue, 10:19: RT @LRRbot: "Welcome to all you subs and dubs." —Graham
Tue, 10:20: RT @RosewattaStone: Duress #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/uVH13m5JyE
Tue, 10:21: @mtamaryland Yo, fix your infrastructure so people don't have to worry about being fired for being late because the light rail broke down.