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Tue, 13:59: To allay any fears, I'm still here. I came close today. Stepped out of safety into danger. @MatPatGT said it best.… https://t.co/A2S8UV0TXd
Tue, 20:58: RT @bot_me_daddy: radicalize me daddy
Tue, 21:01: RT @3eanuts: October 28, 1995 — "It's from your publisher..." https://t.co/OMaoWVxzqd https://t.co/PDEmihvbKy
Tue, 21:02: RT @DadisGrumpy: Miracle in Costco: Judgemental lady: Ugh. Are you buying FORMULA so you can drink all that WINE? *Looks at crying twins,…
Tue, 21:04: RT @PicturesFoIder: https://t.co/Iqx4YQB74l
Tue, 21:07: RT @mtg_lee: I like being active on social and talking with the community, but when people tweet at me about #WotCStaff decisions they disl…
Tue, 21:07: RT @MTGAlison: +1. As a former member of the community team I can say from 1st hand experience that fans tweeting the main MTG account (not…
Tue, 21:08: RT @catvalente: The new Lord of the Rings series reminds me of Solo. Yeah, everyone loves the original, but no one was clamoring for this…
Tue, 21:12: RT @SusanArendt: REBOOT 1 vs 100, YOU COWARDS
Tue, 21:12: RT @katestark: [LIVE] Let's play PUBG and give away some #PGI Ringside skin codes! https://t.co/HBhKkEjddm

Tue, 21:13: RT @pkkaos: If I ever get famous for making cat games this needs to be in the Wikipedia article for how I got there. https://t.co/02apxxIzOE
Tue, 21:15: RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/jgfqVOFJxW
Tue, 21:16: RT @YawgoogTrails: The Ashaway Aquatics Center at Camp Yawgoog. https://t.co/EirS0IbGAH
Tue, 21:18: RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/1N6D27jp5o
Tue, 21:19: RT @ApriISald: YALL GOTTA REMEMBER PREDATORS ARENT ALWAYS GROWN ASS MEN!! WOMEN CAN BE PREDATORS TOO AND WE MUST PROTECT KIDS FROM GROWN AS…
Tue, 21:24: RT @TimSweeneyEpic: Ctrl-Shift-Windows-B to reset video driver. Super helpful if you have a multimonitor setup or are plugging and unpluggi…
Tue, 21:24: RT @Screvvy: Failing a command in Rhythm Heaven https://t.co/KiDFXRTpQu
Tue, 21:31: RT @jessokfine: People always throwing cursed objects into the sea hello, no that is how you get haunted sharks
Tue, 21:35: RT @TheOnion: Giuliani Insists Breaking The Law Not A Crime https://t.co/8PHZTZyCyw https://t.co/3NLZJwijDV
Wed, 08:20: RT @AsexualJournal: "You don't have that craving. People gasp. Have you even tried it? The answer could be yes, and it was disappointing.…

Wed, 08:24: RT @feliciaday: https://t.co/srHYbO8II2 Kickstarter is heeeeere! Excited for them to do more awesome stuff! #Aquabats https://t.co/Rf6GtEaU…
Wed, 08:25: RT @Memo_ebooks: Is it gonna be this way.
Wed, 08:32: RT @thelindsayellis: Just cause YouTube discriminates against Southern accents the same way you yankees do is nothing to be proud of. https…
Wed, 08:34: RT @CuteEmergemcy: https://t.co/rYGVfPXoCz
Wed, 08:35: RT @KinoGami: The twitch app: this channel is both live and not live.
Wed, 08:45: RT @CubeApril: CONFIRMED: Soccer more dangerous for your ankles than Magic is. https://t.co/TfpFeOe5AL
Wed, 08:47: RT @JoeTwyman: At Deltapoll, we asked Leave voters in Britain to choose between leaving the #EU and peace in #NorthernIreland. Nearly 6 out…
Wed, 08:48: RT @queer_queenie: Something I don't think a lot of people seem to get is that a rigid 40 hour work week or similar can be soul crushing fo…
Wed, 08:50: RT @RosieCawkwell: @queer_queenie When I worked 40 hour weeks I was at work or asleep. I could sleep for 12 hours and still be exhausted at…
Wed, 08:52: RT @LunaDragofelis: @queer_queenie There's actually been studies where they reduced a 40 hour job to 30 hours, and amazingly, more work got…

Wed, 08:54: RT @AP4Liberty: So I'm being opposed by Twitter, Facebook, the Democratic Party, the Republican Party establishment, the NRSC, the RNC, the…
Wed, 08:55: RT @LRRbot: Light a fire in your crotch.
Wed, 08:55: RT @ihorner: What if No Man’s Sky is just a years long no max cap battle royale?
Wed, 08:56: RT @HaggardHawks: In the late 1500s, the English printer Henry Denham proposed using a reverse question mark, ⸮, called a PERCONTATION POIN…
Wed, 09:01: RT @BMCarbaugh: It's a purple, barren, utterly flat, airless desert hellscape. You've got to be fucking kidding me. I dive toward the surf…
Wed, 09:02: RT @BMCarbaugh: (The best part of this, of course, is that I can now literally name the planet "Space Arizona" and no one can stop me.)
Wed, 09:04: RT @LeftAtLondon: He did the mash The monster mash But in the end It doesn't even matter
Wed, 09:05: RT @TessSchrodinger: Apparently, you can't use "beefstew" as a password. It's not stroganoff. 🧐
Wed, 09:05: RT @pintsizedMB: Casual reminder that if you have chronic pain or illness & you can’t manage housework, or homework, or ANY WORK - you’re n…
Wed, 09:06: RT @the_moviebob: I'm sorry, why are we "reporting" on the dating lives of the literal CHILD who acts on Stranger Things? I dont care how f…

Wed, 09:11: RT @type__error: localghost: 127.0.0.o.o.o.O.O.o.o.0.1
Wed, 09:12: RT @xandertheblue: this post is very good. The initial question was "why do millenials want to die?", referencing seeing that statement/jok…
Wed, 09:21: RT @copymama: Hey, Lady Gaga. I know your fan base would probably revolt, but can you please hire the Goo Goo Dolls as your opening act so…
Wed, 09:21: RT @Exocomics: New comic :D https://t.co/sbT6X1zPoh https://t.co/u4Nh6TFmVR
Wed, 09:27: RT @TrakoZG: I sometimes get the feeling I am either not understanding others, or I am not understood. it does not help that I have anxiet…
Wed, 09:28: RT @GetColorGames: The most asinine thing on this website is when people don’t understand that more than one person can think of the same j…
Wed, 09:29: RT @CartaMonir: Holy shit holy shit https://t.co/XwEHwqeGzr
Wed, 09:31: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Boring. https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/suW7qrTQTh
Wed, 09:31: RT @RyanGilleece: letting Mondays go by let the Garfield hold me down https://t.co/sfpuyDVEbj
Wed, 09:33: RT @DesertGIF: Gender Equality Win: Paramount Pictures Is Overlaying A Video Of A Woman At Half Opacity On All Its Movies For The Next Year…

Wed, 09:33: RT @JoshMLabelle: Describe your favourite movie using only your mother's maiden name, first pet's name, and social security number.
Wed, 09:34: RT @SusanArendt: Dear anyone named Edgar: please understand that because of Men in Black, I am incapable of calling you anything other than…
Wed, 09:36: RT @nycjayjay: This wins. https://t.co/M6GGz6JzvB
Wed, 09:38: RT @ASmallFiction: She knew a wave of change was coming, and didn’t dare turn to look. But she stood in its shadow. And it would sweep ev…
Wed, 09:38: RT @SamSykesSwears: Some days you wake up with a keen impression that you aren’t where you want to be in your life. There’s nothing wrong w…
Wed, 09:47: RT @DavidAlanMack: This August, eBook versions of my epic @StarTrek Destiny trilogy are on sale: Buy all three books in the trilogy for jus…
Wed, 09:47: RT @TheOnion: ‘DSM-5’ Updated To Accommodate Man Who Is Legitimately Being Ordered To Kill By The Moon https://t.co/lNcS9FxgsZ https://t.co…
Wed, 09:48: RT @Noonz: Not the best Blizzard flavor tbh https://t.co/e6Rd5iWjNI
Wed, 09:57: RT @Homestar_ebooks: Hi. I'm Mike Chapman from homestarrunner dot com. People are all the time asking me "Mike, how do you do those stupid…
Wed, 09:59: RT @OneTrickTofani: [in the city, to see a marching band] me: this is fun! father: son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the b…

Wed, 10:03: RT @_Rewhan: Lucifer needs braces DENTAL PLAN Lucifer need braces DENTAL PLAN In seriousness though Lucifer has been abandoned several tim…
Wed, 10:07: RT @roxiqt: ME: I want to talk to more people. ALSO ME: If another person tries to talk to me, I'm going to nap for 700 years.
Wed, 10:09: RT @waltisfrozen: If a required “voter ID” isn’t (a) free and (b) automatically sent to every voting-age citizen, then it’s a poll tax. htt…
Wed, 10:19: RT @emotionalpedant: Not sure of source but oh my god????? https://t.co/7z87zRoUzO

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