My tweets

Tue, 09:04: RT @Fugiman: So apparently if I want Deckmaster to work on iPhones I'd have to pay Apple $100 for the privilege so uhhhhh fuck that. If you…
Tue, 09:07: RT @Graham_LRR: …who from our chat said they could render a 3D jet cockpit for that Crapshot? I cannot for the life of me remember. (you…
Tue, 09:11: RT @RosewattaStone: Wing Shards #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/A5tBsvmDVH
Tue, 09:11: RT @GuerillaMemoir: Toni Morrison: 40 Mark Twain: 41 Marcel Proust: 43 Henry Miller: 44 JRR Tolkien: 45 Raymond Chandler: 51 Richard Adams:…
Tue, 09:11: RT @MarkJKremer: What is easier to believe: 1. There is a huge conspiracy to make Donald Trump look like an idiot led by the media, intell…
Tue, 09:12: RT @moustracks: EVERYBODY NETFLIX IS TESTING COMMERICALS. DONT YOU DARE CLICK ON THEM. THATS HOW DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO KEEP THEM. PLEA…
Tue, 09:12: RT @GEspitia_: @moustracks https://t.co/bwQEnmgNSJ You can opt out above. You welcome.
Tue, 09:22: RT @Mistah_FixIt: "mom-and-pop escape rooms" is not a phrase I had to consider before and now that I am it sounds vaguely sinister... https…
Tue, 09:24: RT @wawoodworth: [vampire bites their victim] librarian: oh my god [vampire stops and looks up] librarian: could you not [points to the…
Tue, 09:25: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: 😦 https://t.co/mGb9BUhHCd

Tue, 09:28: RT @tvtropes: Rock Bottom https://t.co/GlB5vnBZ74 Credit: https://t.co/y2XKypfnlF https://t.co/XWXvkW09zX
Tue, 09:31: RT @xkcdComic: Dark Matter Candidates https://t.co/qPVdJuxIXC https://t.co/FWKgXFcZUG https://t.co/vMdo99EjFW
Tue, 09:31: RT @hermit_hwarang: Dad just told me he had a studio apartment in Oakland in the early 80s. Rent was $150. Don’t ever let that generation…
Tue, 09:31: RT @dantheshive: "I'm gonna call you Blue because you're a vault dweller. It's cute and endearing!" "From my perspective, I was in that va…
Tue, 09:33: RT @LRRbot: Fail upwards.
Tue, 09:35: RT @russpitts: My, oh my. Ain't this a sight. @EscapistMag https://t.co/BQA3qfjuqa
Tue, 09:36: RT @tvtropes: Deus Est Machina https://t.co/WULKf8ygiB Credit: https://t.co/6pz2V6yjEh https://t.co/gdaLLyObuS https://t.co/Laup29UB2Y
Tue, 09:37: RT @TheOnion: Pizza Hut Unveils New Cheese-Stuffed Delivery Boy https://t.co/UAhtPjbIYX https://t.co/m8aC9ub2Fh
Tue, 09:37: RT @Matt_LRR: #justvancouverthings https://t.co/yPdVk0OUAy
Tue, 09:42: RT @elgoonishshive: (Worries about an increase in file size for larger story comics!) (Compares to files sizes of other comics!) (Immedia…

Tue, 09:45: RT @RosewattaStone: Bestial Menace #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/pPYBNosgph
Tue, 09:50: RT @ClickHole: Intelligence Setback: The CIA Is In Crisis Mode After ISIS Made Its Instagram Private https://t.co/QVVLJIKL1L https://t.co/d…
Tue, 09:51: RT @pynkbites: yeah I'm not gonna buy the "Toys R Us failed to keep up with the changing times" argument when it's a matter of public recor…
Tue, 09:58: That point when you suddenly see everyone using the name "Stan" as a verb and you have no idea what it means, and c… https://t.co/r1cOqIiaKZ
Tue, 10:00: RT @AstroKatie: This tweet is to give notice that the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" will no longer be an acceptable diver…
Tue, 10:00: RT @donniemnemonic: Ahh, hello. Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening? https://t.co/P0SG3Ff8gh
Tue, 10:02: RT @deadletterpoets: "Why does Batman put a bat symbol on everything?" Bruce: It's called brand recognition and maybe if you had a fucking…
Tue, 10:06: RT @clapifyoulikeme: *during sex* Me: I want you to hurt me Her: you’re always late to memes Me: wait Her: also I have eaten the plums…
Tue, 10:11: RT @alissacaliente: so glad we nailed that straw problem tho https://t.co/iqGcgLU3oz
Tue, 10:12: RT @RealSexyCyborg: So I'm working on a video about protecting yourself against abusive tech and I came across a really nasty bit of busine…