My tweets

Tue, 18:09: RT @Homestar_ebooks: being mean ain't the greatest choice
Tue, 18:09: RT @Julian_Epp: Before you turn 18 you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about for the rest of…
Tue, 18:11: RT @johnistoasted: Her: come over Me: I’m busy Her: my parents aren’t home ;) Me: I know Her: What Me: I’m hanging with your parents…
Tue, 18:14: RT @JDFaithcomics: Me as a seven year old: I CANT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE OF KRYPTON WOULD DENY THE PLANET IS EXPLODING. THAT'S STUPID. Me now,…
Tue, 18:15: RT @Cap_Kaveman: *During sex* Me: i want you to hurt me Her: you romanticize the attitude era, but the matches were garbage, women were t…
Tue, 18:16: RT @UnarmedOracle: I'm playing more Stellaris today on my home stream. Our fragile humans continue their journey through a galaxy just pack…
Tue, 18:16: RT @peterhartlaub: The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today: My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants…
Tue, 18:17: RT @ChrisHallbeck: The tour. https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/T6hjl8WalK
Tue, 19:22: RT @russpitts: If you think journalists are obligated to remain neutral, I'm happy to disappoint. Block me. https://t.co/cVDpEYZ12s