My tweets

Sun, 00:03: I loved the Quiplash stream by @katestark tonight. https://t.co/Amq1WLpbBu
Sun, 00:03: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Jar Jar is a star. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/AAQ8gadMTu
Sun, 00:03: RT @LRRbot: Whenever something is blocking your path, try destroying it.
Sun, 00:04: RT @dixonij: Oh man ... Someone brought Battle of Wits to #SCGBALT https://t.co/LhSmiNbQIJ
Sun, 00:05: RT @tvtropes: Ridiculous Procrastinator https://t.co/GctUAFDhey Credit: https://t.co/8t2HOx7AEs https://t.co/7mLCnTozNQ
Sun, 00:05: RT @danblackroyd: It's so fucked up that we're conditioned to accept that an employee quitting without notice is bad form while an employer…
Sun, 00:06: RT @littlebluedog: USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered
Sun, 00:07: RT @jpbrammer: I wrote an article about poverty on a Native American reservation and someone sent me an article titled “10 Indian Billionai…
Sun, 00:07: RT @TheManaSource: It’s too late at night for this stuff. I can’t. https://t.co/2IdslbMz4l
Sun, 00:07: RT @zfedraws: me when im 30 with no kids Doctor: ur biological clock is ticking me: tik tok on the clock but th party dont stop no

Sun, 00:08: RT @moshik_temkin: Current Turkish gallows humour: A prisoner goes to the prison library, asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "w…
Sun, 00:09: RT @SarahCAndersen: https://t.co/yC89aRorTf
Sun, 00:10: RT @katiecandraw: My 7yo daughter: someone at camp said girls aren’t tough. Me: what did you say to that? My 7yo, who has had a loose to…
Sun, 00:11: RT @Beschizza: NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain. Wait for it. https://t.co/xAqZ3HtvHa
Sun, 00:13: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/TTqYzUkhLA
Sun, 00:14: RT @BarkingPoints: IF YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT FURRIES TELLING NAZIS TO FUCK OFF, MAYBE ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU’D RATHER HAVE NAZIS IN YOUR FANDOM…
Sun, 00:14: RT @PNassif: So there's a petition to place a statue of Stefán Karl Stefánsson in his hometown in Iceland. Share this damn thing please htt…
Sun, 00:15: RT @TrekCaptions: RIKER: And during the few moments that we have left... I want to talk right down to earth... in a language that everybody…
Sun, 00:15: RT @qikipedia: Useful neologism. SARCHASM: The gulf between the person who makes a sarcastic comment and the person who doesn't get it.
Sun, 00:16: RT @MostBoringGirl: P. H. R. A. S. I. N. G. https://t.co/czui2Un9pF

Sun, 00:17: RT @Foone: I did it! I encoded the whole of Never Gonna Give You up to a small enough file to fit on a floppy disk. (Although amusingly I c…
Sun, 00:18: RT @KenStachnik: This might be the greatest Jaws shirt of all time. https://t.co/sdN4Edg1Lk
Sun, 00:18: RT @smotus: The Klingon summer intern writing CNN’s chyrons is doing a bang up job. https://t.co/tYHhz2IYrn
Sun, 00:21: RT @UnburntWitch: https://t.co/LIVuOxhUZP
Sun, 00:22: RT @AbbieEvansXO: Singer: ARE Y’ALL READY TO ROCK Crowd: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH Singer: I CAN’T HEAR YOU Me: [narrows eyes] I think you did h…
Sun, 00:22: RT @archillect: https://t.co/piZE2VOpdx
Sun, 00:22: RT @lucyjamesgames: London. Paris. Milan. Mushroom Kingdom. https://t.co/mJemY3VWtI
Sun, 00:24: Young Lemonade/Ginger Ale Mixed Soda https://t.co/Hy5Pq3Z0fE
Sun, 00:25: RT @ditto_electrode: feel free to talk to me and my son whenever you'd like https://t.co/jkf1sQU5Q4
Sun, 00:26: RT @NYTScience: Some of the polarizing tweets you've read about vaccines may have been written by Russian trolls or bots https://t.co/Y5baI…

Sun, 00:27: RT @PadraigBelton: This is apparently what happens when you’re riding pillion on a motorbike and accidentally take a photograph of the magp…
Sun, 00:32: RT @starpyrate: My Deepest Darkest Secret https://t.co/kFsaekDDGF
Sun, 00:41: Prince William (by 1 month), Commodore 64 (by 3 months), the compact disc (by 3 months), EPCOT (by 5 months), Micha… https://t.co/aucJXExZAe
Sun, 00:48: RT @joynessthebrave: Me: *reads a lot, has many books, all things considered, a book person* Person: So, what’s your favourite book? Me:…
Sun, 00:49: RT @NullPriestess: If a witch needs to modify one of her existing spells... Does she use a hex editor?
Sun, 00:51: RT @sugarsh0t: Twitch doesn't have an option for antisocial eating so we'll all have to wait until I finish my breakfast. Live in five at h…
Sun, 00:52: RT @ClickHole: Fed Up: AT&T Has Announced That If You Think You Can Make A Cell-Phone Tower Look Like A Tree Better Than They Can, Then Be…
Sun, 01:13: RT @depressionnote: Suicide hotline numbers 📞 United Kingdom 🇬🇧 116 123 United States 🇺🇸 1-800-273-8255 Canada 🇨🇦 1 800 456 4566 Ireland…
Sun, 01:17: RT @BarackObama: Our statement on the passing of Senator John McCain: https://t.co/3GBjNYxoj5
Sun, 01:21: RT @SaysHummingbird: John McCain was a decent human being who loved his country. He showed class when others went low. The clip below is ju…

Sun, 02:07: RT @kchironis: listen peter molyneux i've already told you i'm not falling for that shit again https://t.co/iZAtt2hsHP
Sun, 02:10: RT @JojoBarrientos: 📢 I'm starting 🔴 LIVE on #Borderlands2 ! https://t.co/8EcXxB7opR #wizebot #twitch
Sun, 02:21: RT @ticky: Do you ever find something completely absurd but you definitely want it? https://t.co/EynEUo1j2V
Sun, 02:31: RT @James_LRR: You know you’re old when going to a pizza joint at 11PM to grab a late nice slice with a friend makes you feel young.
Sun, 08:03: RT @LRRbot: Don't put off paying your taxes.
Sun, 08:03: RT @BadgerSprite: About to start streaming our weekly Dragon Age TTRPG, come join us on Twitch at https://t.co/btnJA69zmF =3
Sun, 08:03: RT @phaselocks: i love describing cicadas to people in places that don't have them. big bugs that scream until they die every summer. and e…
Sun, 11:07: RT @katestark: A year ago I was written about in a magazine. I had 410 subs, 6000 followers & 150,000 channel views. One year later I hav…
Sun, 11:07: RT @LindaColumbus: in the elevator wm: who's lab are you in? me: mine wm: no, I mean who is the PI of the lab? me: I am wm: in what Profess…
Sun, 11:12: RT @Popehat: The whole “bash dead person, collect angry responses, act like a martyr over responses” attention-seeking routine is tiresome.

Sun, 11:13: RT @moietymouse: Dear profs that make fun of students for mispronouncing a word: You all can’t even settle on a single pronunciation for th…
Sun, 11:15: RT @jesspretend: the mood for 2018-2081 https://t.co/jy1p5Glp73
Sun, 11:16: RT @mellotron_anon: @unnamedculprit 1. if someone told me that British people called popsicles "ice lollies" I wouldn't believe them 2. I'm…
Sun, 11:18: RT @johndavidblake: My cousin found this ring in a stream near our home. Well, I say my cousin, I found it really. Anyway, could I get some…
Sun, 11:20: RT @buffwoto: BEING A STREAMER. https://t.co/7M6mjWMr3s
Sun, 11:24: RT @RayEffBae: Just picked up Tombculture, a Princess Maker about meticulously cataloging your rival. Check it out at https://t.co/QRfE424C…
Sun, 11:27: RT @RosewattaStone: Desolation Angel #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/Otb47gfYas
Sun, 11:28: RT @dduane: Status report: Idle thought. If .@Pontifex visiting Ireland produces this kind of weather, maybe we could ask him to stop by th…
Sun, 11:29: RT @SubmissiveKitt2: parents: don't talk to people on the internet me: okay *becomes a Twitch streamer* *chats with strangers* *becomes…
Sun, 11:30: RT @RedNightmare7: We are back in the past with Old Man Edgeworth. Let's see if we can bake this cake... I mean case. https://t.co/ddQ7Mgu…