- Mon, 20:07: So I come home to find out that @MyBGE has broken my back yard gate in a maneuver that was not even necessary becau… https://t.co/SINg87K8hq
- Mon, 21:24: RT @James_LRR: Last time I’ll tweet about it today, I promise :) My goal for day one of How ‘Bout No was lots of folks sharing it around a…
- Mon, 21:24: RT @dixonij: Update: I AM the only person here. This is gonna rock. https://t.co/jRhtDOFlf8
- Mon, 21:26: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/T9betI1ABb
- Mon, 21:28: RT @grumpymartian: You know why "everything" tastes like chicken? It isn't everything, it's just all the animals that have dinosaurs as anc…
- Mon, 21:29: RT @warrenbuffet99: The smartest people I know: 1 Don't get easily offended 2 Read more than they talk 3 Enjoy intelligent discourse 4 Qui…
- Mon, 21:38: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: The president of the United States is flying the American Flag at full mast as a fuck you to a dead veteran/senator he d…
- Mon, 21:40: RT @Variety: Weird Al has one request: "Please don't pickaxe my star. I know it's all the rage these days, but that's not cool. Unless at s…
- Mon, 21:40: RT @barryhawkins: I am often asked, "Why did you leave Riot?" I usually say something like, "Cultural differences emerged between myself a…
- Mon, 22:01: RT @krisstraub: good post. i hug all day, just fyi https://t.co/4wwV4yLX4M
- Mon, 22:06: RT @weathernetwork: Germany wildfire sets off WWII ammunition buried in the forest: https://t.co/wJYkGM5nlj https://t.co/69h9q1bUz6
- Mon, 22:07: RT @NBCPolitics: JUST IN: American Legion commander in letter to President Trump: "I strongly urge you to make an appropriate presidential…
- Tue, 09:01: RT @RooKay3: Me: [born in a sewage filled well, has spent 30 yrs trying to climb the sheer walls towards sunlight] This blows Boomer Gary:…
- Tue, 09:03: RT @bot_me_daddy: stick with me daddy
- Tue, 09:20: RT @JorindaSeagull: There's two elderly ladies in the #Eurofurence lobby. 1: "What are these fluffy people about?" 2: "You hold your arms…
- Tue, 09:22: RT @the_moviebob: I've lost the ability to tell if this is a productive use of my time or not... https://t.co/Mpu8AQyUSV
- Tue, 09:23: RT @LeReilly: Incroyable. https://t.co/O1ObgGh0b2
- Tue, 09:24: RT @RayEffBae: Trying out Outcraft, a Metroidvania game about dating flowers. Check it out at https://t.co/QRfE424C8u
- Tue, 09:24: RT @phontigallo: Working customer service. https://t.co/bjqVg1FScs
- Tue, 09:25: RT @bbritentious: Car boys are just horse girls don’t @ me
- Tue, 09:26: RT @BLeisner: Contrary to popular belief, "fat, drunk and stupid" is one of the most common ways people go through life.
- Tue, 09:27: RT @ASmallFiction: The wishing well was bored. When someone lowered the bucket, it would fill with whatever they imagined. But everyone j…
- Tue, 09:29: RT @jsmooth995: The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as "nine zero two o…
- Tue, 09:34: RT @Technojara: hey if english is not your native language and you're learning it you're extremely powerful and doing a good job. english i…
- Tue, 09:35: RT @Eli723ewe: oh fuck oh god i ran over a danganronpa character https://t.co/xLeoHZeGps
- Tue, 09:36: RT @fugueish: Another day, another demo of the straightforward practicality of performing MITM at scale https://t.co/Usaj5MSI5w
- Tue, 09:41: RT @ryanqnorth: I described this image when asked what my favourite Pokemon was ("the one that's three hunks but they're mostly hiding unde…
- Tue, 09:45: RT @qikipedia: Francis Ford Coppola says he made the wedding scene in Dracula (1992) so authentic, including using a real priest, that it’s…
