My tweets

Thu, 14:07: RT @FramedGames: i'm tired, i'm sick, i just want to be left alone. My feeling are valid. My interpretations of how people interact with…
Thu, 14:08: RT @ChrisHallbeck: OoOoOoOoh https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/dWVc7SWcG6
Thu, 14:10: RT @tvtropes: Augmented Reality https://t.co/w8giVQQukE Credit: https://t.co/nGHWaTpdaK https://t.co/XVeJ69rMnM
Thu, 14:11: RT @WakeUpSuper: hi I haven't played Mass Effect since launch ps it's pure a pure renegade playthrough https://t.co/rk70vuCkGj
Thu, 14:13: RT @nostrangenames: TIL there are Gul Dukat apologists. https://t.co/JB4r7vxZ7P
Thu, 19:40: RT @dixonij: I SWEAR I didn't do it... I found it this way? https://t.co/S6JujTCEAN
Thu, 19:41: RT @addamschloe: Country roads Take me roads To the roads Where I'm a road
Thu, 19:43: RT @apsalar: Hi #MeetTheDev I’m Coriander Dickinson! I’ve been doing general technical things for 10 years and look forward to more. 🚀 http…
Thu, 19:43: RT @warandpeace: Oh shit is that famous YouTuber and twitch streamer @James_LRR Turner?! https://t.co/dqAM5WrUya
Thu, 19:44: RT @skrishna: Hey tech developers: It’d be really nice if you put a “pregnancy mode” in your weight/training/workout etc. apps. I’m getting…

Thu, 19:46: RT @MtGPuzzleQuest: Log into #MagicPuzzleQuest today and find select Planeswalkers and Booster Packs on sale for a limited time! (promotion…
Thu, 19:48: RT @SmiifKoqla: guys, think before you RT. this is obviously a scam. there was a girl a few months ago that had this EXACT same story/ thre…
Thu, 19:53: RT @_randaII: cancelled for the rest of the day https://t.co/uaKJJ0dGfJ
Thu, 19:54: RT @tomscott: You might hear a couple of familiar voices over at https://t.co/a4pJ5CaJqG for the next few minutes. https://t.co/4jdeXGhxiT
Thu, 19:56: RT @Massawyrm: TFW you remember that thing you said to that person that one time eight years ago. https://t.co/SiFPVRUknu
Thu, 19:56: RT @barrylyga: Friend called to say he was excited at his first book deal. Then told me the publisher is charging him $3000. People. Peop…
Thu, 19:57: RT @aestheticsotaku: https://t.co/fRndzch0ec
Thu, 20:12: RT @OliverSava: Just got pelted in the face by the most powerful water fountain in the universe https://t.co/uOGv4ONuQN
Thu, 20:13: RT @animalIife: “Weeeee“ https://t.co/knHU2dhd3v
Thu, 20:14: RT @RadaWilinofsky: My 2018 Magic HOF Ballot: - Everyone who restrained themselves from posting their 2018 HOF Ballot - Time of Ice - Dana…

Thu, 20:14: RT @darkgryphon42: And you laughed at me for my cheese fixation. I SHALL BECOME INVINCIBLE, AVOIDING DEATH FROM ANY CAUSE, BASED ON A DIE…
Thu, 20:18: RT @maro254: “Tales from the Pit” #1859 #TftP #mtg #WotCStaff https://t.co/Fau1xIEPiY
Thu, 20:23: RT @tvtropes: The Fundamentalist https://t.co/XAY9Kf2AXz Credit: https://t.co/t6u909ve2i https://t.co/DDEz6rcHpE
Thu, 20:35: RT @DearAuntCrabby: Huh... Imagine that https://t.co/TAVdyeCI40
Thu, 20:36: RT @wbaltv11: 'Forget my name & my face': Parent shares tongue-in-cheek fundraiser opt-out letter https://t.co/w05QwOoVrC https://t.co/b0tZ…
Thu, 20:39: RT @MicroSFF: The pupil approached the master, who sat in the air. "I can't even imagine doing what you do, master." "If you believe in you…
Thu, 20:49: RT @AP: BREAKING: Sen. John McCain's casket has arrived in Maryland ahead of ceremonies Friday at the U.S. Capitol.
Thu, 20:53: RT @pcgamer: Desktop GPU sales normalize as crypto-mining gold rush ends, report says: https://t.co/FeBP4jG4W0 https://t.co/YnjKt18s88
Thu, 20:54: RT @SaintsDivide: I'm selling a full set of PAX West badges at face value (Fri-Mon). Let me know if you or someone you know needs them. htt…
Thu, 20:57: RT @elektrotal: I AM HERE FOR THIS. the only character i have ever wanted to cosplay is the rocketeer https://t.co/eqavYAE4ly

Thu, 21:02: RT @Oatmeal: I feel like we could dramatically lower the suicide rate in this country by not advertising Christmas or pumpkin spice lattes…
Thu, 21:07: RT @malfunct: If any of my followers, or their friends, are still looking for PAX passes, I have a full set that I want to sell.
Thu, 21:09: RT @TheHyyyype: me: i'd like a big mac waiter: sir, this is a fine dining establishment me: apologies my good man, i'd like a vast macdon…
Fri, 03:46: RT @James_LRR: Remember. PAX lies to you. It tries to convince you you’re young and can stay out till 2AM drinking and hanging out with fri…
Fri, 03:51: RT @elgoonishshive: Inking the story comic. EGS:NP during the day. Will re-learn how sleep works next week.
Fri, 03:51: RT @maquekenzie: i just tried gummy bears squished between two oreos and i gotta tell you all something don't do that it wasn't that good
Fri, 03:54: RT @atanae: For those of you in college/university or plan to go. https://t.co/MRm3GCaugM
Fri, 03:55: RT @CaseyTheVA: Remember, kids! https://t.co/VpbizPgPIY
Fri, 04:02: RT @leekern13: My great great uncle was a member of a far left Jewish group called the Bundists. They believed antisemitism would disappear…
Fri, 04:12: RT @TheFeedSBS: Will this leaked ad from the Liberal party get more women into politics? https://t.co/a4u2PUOFhY

Fri, 04:15: RT @textfiles: We've noticed you're using an ad blocker so please reward us using sketchy javascript intrusions to make guesses about your…
Fri, 04:15: RT @TheOnion: University Admits It Pretty Weird They Let Bunch Of 20-Year-Olds Live In Big Mansion And Torture Each Other https://t.co/iOwy…
Fri, 04:17: RT @manacurves: who here would be interested in a dating app geared specifically to magic players? like there could be options that say: “…
Fri, 04:18: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/7Sw93BI1p7
Fri, 04:20: RT @edzitron: This version of tubthumping sucks https://t.co/E11ia39HZZ
Fri, 04:21: RT @Simon_Pegg: Well that escalated quickly... https://t.co/q9eE9bR4bR
Fri, 04:24: RT @chrismelberger: wtf https://t.co/pHZrNXP2iZ
Fri, 04:24: RT @ExandShadow: Okay so do you remember all the adults and teens that made fun of you as a kid for liking Pokemon and said that it would r…
Fri, 04:38: RT @RichRogersIoT: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. O…
Fri, 04:40: RT @torahhorse: i accidentally created an insufferable mode in my game where it replaces the dialogue with explanations of the jokes for th…

Fri, 04:45: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Jewtropolis is where Jewperman fights Lex Jewthor. https://t.co/pBoIwq3PAf
Fri, 07:23: RT @LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
Fri, 08:18: RT @Flavors_F: OK I'm turning off smart twitch notifications because I'm not getting notified at all - I would rather see a notification co…
Fri, 09:23: RT @emordino: Worst thing on Twitter is when you click "Show additional replies" and nothing appears. I wanted to see some stupid bullshit…
Fri, 09:48: RT @AndrewChamings: wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was b…