My tweets

Thu, 20:57: RT @katestark: Life has decided that the week I can barely leave my bed is the week that all the incredible business opportunities will be…
Thu, 20:58: RT @LRRbot: Don't ever explain yourself to the chat.
Thu, 20:58: RT @ChrisHallbeck: [in hell] Me: Wait, why am I here? Devil: Well, according to your chart, anytime someone on twitter asked advice on ch…
Thu, 20:59: RT @Graham_LRR: I always post late at night (for North America) so here’s another link to the latest of the PAX West vlogs! https://t.co/NC…
Thu, 20:59: RT @KiiraHedgehog: If you're complaining about the Nintendo Direct being delayed, kindly hush. I have friends without power in Hokkaido. Sc…
Thu, 21:04: RT @loadingreadyrun: The Guilds of Ravnica PPR is WEDNESDAY SEPT 19th, at 11AM Pacific. Featuring @RhysticStudies, @sicklymtg, @priceofprog…
Thu, 21:04: RT @DavidAlanMack: To be clear, ours is not the popular “resistance” of the Bajoran terrorists. We want the Cardassian Union to succeed and…
Thu, 21:05: RT @MyLifeAsJoeKim: WHOTF IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NINTENDO DIRECT BEING DELAYED?!?! SERIOUSLY!?!? THEY JUST SUFFERED A 6.6 EARTHQUAKE AND…
Thu, 21:08: RT @marindaplease: the whole world basically: don't judge a book by its cover!! book cover designers: please judge this book by its cover…
Thu, 21:08: RT @foxmar320: Long story short, paid all my bills but it left me overdraft for the rest of the month. If you want to help it would mean a…

Thu, 21:09: RT @SusanArendt: Same, but with how game journalism “actually” works. https://t.co/rSdDshFZXW
Thu, 21:09: RT @TheOnion: Alex Jones Returns To Humble Roots Of Screaming Conspiracy Theories Through Megaphone At People In Park https://t.co/KeR9seVK…
Fri, 06:33: RT @MatPatGT: Me on the way to buy some Oreo ice cream pie... 8-year-old girl: Oreo pie? That's so UNFAIR! Me: No, small child. Unfair is…
Fri, 06:35: @MatPatGT Had an idea I'm not sure is a full theory, but is currently "plausible" so run with it if you want. Could… https://t.co/M4ZrKHFDKj
Fri, 06:46: RT @TolarianCollege: Was feeling sad and overwhelmed this evening, when a hand reached out and pulled me in for a hug. If you need that rig…
Fri, 06:47: RT @LeviGibian: Anomynous. https://t.co/sJ36OGPgOy
Fri, 06:47: RT @incksplat: how do you pronounce 'uwu' - rt for "oowoo" like for "aawaa" i’m trying to prove a point
Fri, 06:59: RT @UnarmedOracle: Me, a new Rakdos person: "what our deal?" Rakdos HR: [hand me knife] Me: ooh HR: "Wield this. If not in practice, in phi…
Fri, 07:01: RT @_ParkerH: Normal life: I’ve been wearing the same shirt for a week Packing for vacation: I’ll probably change 3x a day so 32 outfits…
Fri, 07:02: RT @roboticcrab: moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor* me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse

Fri, 07:04: RT @FourScore64: these leaks are starting to get fucking wild https://t.co/tPwDIYjs0S
Fri, 07:05: RT @_youhadonejob1: Facebook. https://t.co/gHxmaNtczL
Fri, 07:05: RT @itsJulian23: The allegedly four best decks in Legacy, according to @BraunDuinIt's most recent article 😂 Surprisingly spot-on interpreta…
Fri, 07:07: RT @drilrunner: (thanks to @spagcore) https://t.co/nmuDg6Y4jT
Fri, 07:09: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/4RbhgLSKXm
Fri, 07:09: RT @CaseyTheVA: So long, Avery Carrington. #RIPBurtReynolds https://t.co/qbSoApHw3Q
Fri, 07:10: RT @nixcraft: Somebody sent me this Linux file system map. Not bad. Useful for new linux users https://t.co/1DLJ3WKCdW
Fri, 07:11: RT @stephenfluin: If you ever wanted a visual to explain how #binary works. (I didn't make this) https://t.co/yo3rEThZNf
Fri, 07:19: RT @wbaltv11: BARCS waives adoption fees through Sunday https://t.co/rCQ4sIjY1K https://t.co/agM8JQRIMk
Fri, 07:19: RT @ContraPoints: Omg the Texan grandma next to me on the plane is trying to set me up with her grandson. “I notice you’re very tall. How…

Fri, 07:28: RT @Real_Auntie: Jeff is awesome 👏🏼 https://t.co/bij1sKxRJD
Fri, 07:29: RT @tlhInganHom: When I find myself in times of trouble Doctor Beaker comes to me Speaking words of wisdom MEEP MEEP MEEP https://t.co/J7ge…
Fri, 07:30: RT @wilnyl: Working on a spider mage https://t.co/cawpnNpniH
Fri, 07:31: RT @reneauberjonois: speaks for itself https://t.co/lDaUUs6RI2