My tweets

Thu, 00:33: RT @iamdevloper: Me: Flat Earth Society people are just plain silly Also me: If I run my code again with zero changes, it'll maybe work
Thu, 00:34: RT @TheOnion: "If you’re a member of the Apple community with an older iPhone that no longer meets your needs, I’m pleased to inform you we…
Thu, 00:34: RT @ClickHole: Villain: Man Cuts Party Sub Vertically https://t.co/5zmcuId8KB
Thu, 00:40: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: “You’re the first customer in three years who’s said they want physical machines.” Heck yeah REPRESENT. Everyone who…
Thu, 00:43: RT @tvtropes: Umpteenth Customer https://t.co/XbTRZBKDjw Credit: https://t.co/F0Z0okbjzd https://t.co/g1VDX3bMBX
Thu, 00:46: RT @Oatmeal: If I were a condiment I'd be aioli because I seem fancy at first but when you get to know me I'm just a cheap ball of sad mayo…
Thu, 00:48: RT @Graham_LRR: Our YouTube channel might not have the reach of some others, but those who like it, like it a lot. 😃👍🏻 https://t.co/A2Hts6N…
Thu, 00:51: RT @scalzi: Reminder: you don't own anything digital. https://t.co/U0kDTWZ82X
Thu, 00:52: RT @drandersgs: Me: Hey Apple, three movies I bought disappeared from my iTunes library. Apple: Oh yes, those are not available anymore. Th…
Thu, 00:56: RT @flomei: @BigLutris @drandersgs @tim_cook Because those are some Indian people in a call center which gave themselves (or have been give…

Thu, 00:57: RT @ShadowFoxMT: @drandersgs @tim_cook Apple: “We realize you used to own that home. It’s unfortunate that the realtor has made that home u…
Thu, 01:00: RT @Kathleen_LRR: Hey, do you like music and pirate radio? Brave New Faves returns this Saturday night at 9:30 pm PDT! https://t.co/id5D6N…
Thu, 01:00: RT @DesertGIF: Mr. Circle Goes To Shape City https://t.co/m6NuxxREAD
Thu, 01:00: RT @SusanArendt: Actually had someone come at me with “mobile games aren’t real games today and I’m like https://t.co/Q7bseUrCv6
Thu, 01:04: RT @Foone: I'm not saying Jenkins is a pile of lies and strife and poison, but it did just give me a 404 halfway through a page. YOU CAN'T…
Thu, 01:07: RT @TomFulp: If you want to see Newgrounds rise up against YouTube for animators and don't mind gambling $3 a month on the dream, we litera…
Thu, 01:09: RT @nkjemisin: Jesus Christ. Ex-cons deserve to eat. EVERYONE DESERVES TO EAT. https://t.co/HGUcO3ztgm
Thu, 01:18: RT @EricHolthaus: Side-by-side with one of the worst hurricanes ever to hit the East Coast, Florence looks like a damn monster. Florence i…
Thu, 01:19: RT @_youhadonejob1: Meanwhile at the Zoo. https://t.co/Gekq6W7i9q
Thu, 01:19: RT @ihorner: Finally, our long national confused nightmare is over! https://t.co/gGOQSUC3A7

Thu, 01:22: RT @PolyGryph: Thanks to everyone who took a look at Nice Shot! on the @loadingreadyrun stream, and for all of your advice! Here's a little…
Thu, 01:24: RT @chloecopley_05: my dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too.. nobody has the heart to tell him it’s…
Thu, 01:26: RT @kulturalmarx: if you had a cyberpunk universe where the richest man in the world is posting adds for a shell company called “ambrosia”…
Thu, 01:29: RT @RallidaeRule: <reads email> what? <reads again> <reads a 3rd time> you...want me to review...my own paper?
Thu, 01:43: RT @SketchesbyBoze: three stages of a woman’s life: • Disney princess • glamorous fur-coated woman who steals puppies • accidentally turnin…
Thu, 01:45: RT @jplur_: The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur https://t.co/fG6yToSmlf
Thu, 01:45: RT @bartongellman: Dog owners in Florence evacuation zone: if you can reach Columbus, GA, my sister can host as many as six large dogs in a…
Thu, 01:53: RT @chumbusmcbumbus: You, a weakling: pillow fight Me, strong: https://t.co/KJqYBFI0UY
Thu, 01:54: RT @monfactory_bot: It looks like Stephen King's dick exploded.
Thu, 01:55: RT @doktor_ebooks: Hey, I have waited my entire life to finally own a pokemon of my own.

Thu, 01:55: RT @HBJohnXuandou: huh https://t.co/JMS2CviA0r
Thu, 01:58: RT @NetX_G: @JerryHatesTwitr @HBJohnXuandou gonna continue the chain https://t.co/OutVaSBMGt
Thu, 01:58: RT @NetX_G: @HBJohnXuandou and another one https://t.co/x0l9n12E5R
Thu, 01:58: RT @NetX_G: @HBJohnXuandou there https://t.co/hiY9AkCxZz
Thu, 01:58: RT @NetX_G: @HBJohnXuandou Had to do it to em https://t.co/JIUJic7F8k
Thu, 01:59: RT @NetX_G: @JerryHatesTwitr @HBJohnXuandou water is cold https://t.co/BwHKzjNrc7
Thu, 02:02: RT @prozdkp: on the radio: Henry Cavill is OUT as Superman, he will no longer play him in ANY Marvel flicks me: that is.....technically tru…
Thu, 02:05: RT @Fayili: I know there's a lot of factors but on a personal level I wish I didn't have to deal with a load of cigarette smoke every time…
Thu, 02:06: RT @GossiTheDog: Microsoft shouldn’t do this. Aside from appearing desperate, it’s a rubicon OSes shouldn’t cross. https://t.co/ha6o7sX8lS
Thu, 02:07: RT @Iron_Spike: I 100% urge anyone who has their tweets quoted/reproduced in this fashion to add “contributor to (news site)” to their resu…

Thu, 02:13: RT @KRADeC: Seriously bad. https://t.co/pqiJP0466p
Thu, 02:17: RT @johnnemann: https://t.co/iUrVx3OFHo
Thu, 02:22: RT @HellerWeather: In my 35 years forecasting the weather on TV, I have NEVER seen so much activity in the tropics all at the same time.…
Thu, 02:27: RT @laura_nobilis: D'awww 💙 https://t.co/tDn4gv2aJj
Thu, 02:27: RT @OmNomDomz: When you thought you coloured the fill and then export transparent https://t.co/uJY8paytBp
Thu, 02:46: RT @Mistah_FixIt: teeth... teeth... Teeth... Teeth... TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH. https://t.co/bGgmKSsutR
Thu, 02:47: RT @korybing: Detroit Become Human fans: Look I know the game is garbage but have you seen Clancy Brown Me: Listen if you want a hot grizzl…
Thu, 02:48: RT @CensoredPixel: Science museums have changed. https://t.co/gcPdQ72Buu
Thu, 02:57: RT @jasonschreier: Bring back the headphone jack you cowards
Thu, 03:00: RT @Wintercookies: Someone indirectly asked me for a gif of @sergeyager drinking good coffee. https://t.co/p1iwZJxAYh

Thu, 03:01: RT @MikeLLunsford: Me: I'll set this alarm to remind me to go to bed on time! Also me: *alarm goes off* shut up you're not my boss.