My tweets

Thu, 20:06: RT @sergeyager: Oh no... My phone now autocorrects "heck" to Beej... What have I done?!
Thu, 20:06: RT @DavidAlanMack: I'd rewrite the end of TNG's "Second Chances." Kill off Commander Riker, but let Lieutenant Riker survive. Promote Data…
Thu, 20:07: RT @RosewattaStone: Resolute Archangel #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/QMkwTv0Jnm
Thu, 20:07: RT @tvtropes: Passing Notes in Class https://t.co/70FAmyLK6W Credit: https://t.co/rz68fixpgN https://t.co/TgT5dEEbpS
Thu, 20:08: RT @sineadaloftus: lawyer: hey can you fax that over to me? Me: sorry we don't do fax where I am lawyer: where are you? me: 2018
Thu, 20:09: RT @The_Potato_Cat: We explained he'd passed away, and mum had mentioned I was looking so they asked me what I wanted ideally. Turns out I…
Thu, 20:10: RT @loadingreadyrun: Schedule Change Alert! Now Kiss won’t be on tomorrow morning . Friday’s first stream will be The Crapshoot at 1:00PM P…
Thu, 20:11: RT @daytonward: Before "Netflix and Chill" there was "Make It A Blockbuster Night." #TBT #ThrowbackThursday https://t.co/pk9FWzu4vN
Thu, 20:12: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Recently noticed a shift in Hybrid car branding from 'Green' to 'Blue' - BlueHybrid, Blue Technology, etc. The heck's up…
Thu, 20:16: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Skeleton. https://t.co/3flpSoSoh6 https://t.co/GHuHdBtUZJ

Thu, 20:21: RT @Clipart1994bot: ROGERSK1.BMF https://t.co/9e87VdTdxu
Thu, 20:32: RT @RealMtgNews: "You can't fire me, I quit!" Says player upon learning of their suspension from sanctioned Magic.
Thu, 20:33: RT @timescanner: Technology peaked in 2003 when you could fit your record collection on one device but that device didn't yet spy on you or…
Thu, 20:35: RT @intentionally: “Why do we need a ux designer?” https://t.co/3OHNjsov3j
Thu, 20:35: RT @notstelfc: Wow I read the first few words of this and was like ‘ha same’ then as I kept reading I was like ‘oh shit no not same not sam…
Thu, 20:36: RT @GurrenIagann: Job applications be like Would you be willing to die for us? Please tick your answer below ▫️Without hesitation ▫️No, I…
Thu, 20:37: RT @kari_paul: what if, instead, every year we made him pay a large portion his $163 billion wealth and distributed it to existing schools…