My tweets

Fri, 23:01: RT @ASmallFiction: She whistled, and all the candles lit. "Um. Special effects?" he said. "Sure," the witch said. She did consider the e…
Fri, 23:02: RT @katestark: If there’s a piece of media or something that you don’t particularly like, remember that someone in the world WILL like it/a…
Fri, 23:09: RT @prozdkp: my cat https://t.co/1iBSBBAWKp
Fri, 23:09: RT @mizzlywizz: Queen Latifah didn’t quit her job, liquidate all her assets, head off on a solo European adventure and marry LL Cool J to b…
Fri, 23:09: RT @RealMtgNews: Wizards of the Coast excited to get brownie points for official releases of @TheProxyGuy promos
Fri, 23:10: RT @OndrejStrasky: At border control. Agent: "Where are you headed?" Me: "Atlanta, for Magic: the Gathering convention." Agent: "Magic? Ugh…
Fri, 23:11: RT @dixonij: Of course they're event prizes only (and for prize wall ticket redemption). I swear to god they could be printing money with…
Fri, 23:14: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Cancel gamers, tbh. https://t.co/g3VIJCUSZV
Fri, 23:14: RT @MicroSFF: "So this is the fabled magical library of Anorankh-Lar?" "Indeed." "So what books about magic do you have?" "None, that I kno…
Sat, 02:53: RT @dixonij: Wait. Wait. WAIT.. The promo Reanimate has GRAVE TITAN on it?!? Oh. Oh no. I want this one. https://t.co/BnbPoDL93f

Sat, 02:56: RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/PhCbvu2eam
Sat, 02:57: RT @thegreyzen: He proud. https://t.co/HvPFIFo13V
Sat, 02:58: RT @roxiqt: HIM: If women didn't use sexy avatars, men wouldn't send unwanted nudes ME: [with an avatar of a floating skull] Ah yes, I sho…
Sat, 03:03: RT @tenacious_tiph: Your shirt says Tapout and UFC But your body says cookout and KFC
Sat, 03:05: RT @LunarJade: 💖LIVE💖 Day 338/365 It’s Saturday! Time to continue on with Scribblenauts! 📒✏️📒✏️🤔 https://t.co/6VdcXpflFz https://t.co/i…
Sat, 05:44: RT @SuperButterBuns: Real talk guys I highly recommend following the youtubers you like on Twitter to know about new content cause lord kno…
Sat, 05:46: RT @MOOMANiBE: general reminder that * criticizing a company's output isn't the same as criticizing everyone who works there * management…
Sat, 05:46: RT @DesertGIF: How Well Do You Remember The Plot To ‘Where The Red Fern Grows’? https://t.co/pSMwBfiyL8
Sat, 05:54: RT @trekonlinegame: I know the point of @UmActuallyShow is getting things wrong, but that statue is giving me an eye twitch. https://t.co/j…