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Wed, 13:38: RT @loadingreadyrun: Today on LRR Streams! 💎 LRRMTG on /Magic 💩 Watch+Play ⚠️ Crossing the Streams: Fallout 76 https://t.co/6pyGPWLA1P
Wed, 13:39: RT @RosewattaStone: Cryptic Command #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/41vhDJjuiV
Wed, 13:39: RT @RhysticStudies: if you say "downgraded" when a card shifts rarity you are part of the bourgeoisie elite and no longer an ally of the pr…
Wed, 13:40: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Okay? https://t.co/K3faHwDDY2 https://t.co/kyTvHSpnJH
Wed, 13:40: RT @TheProxyGuy: New tagline: "Ultimate Masters: $14 Pauper packs that include every banned Modern card."
Wed, 13:41: RT @existentialcoms: What's funny about rich people complaining that poor people don't work and are a drain on society is that every rich p…
Wed, 13:41: RT @BotEquippedWith: GET EQUIPPED WITH SIMPLE FRUSTRATION https://t.co/VvquRsT0kZ
Wed, 13:41: RT @xkcdComic: Update Your Address https://t.co/UOBodAheN4 https://t.co/qY0JtFfW1R https://t.co/YAhggz9CKB
Wed, 13:42: RT @Exocomics: New comic! https://t.co/SQYlAYDj8a https://t.co/VNfnvajg6A
Wed, 13:46: RT @icetsvu: Melinda says she was high on somethin' called Krazy Stones. It's a nootropic for labradoodles. https://t.co/nhAuvJ4ulB

Wed, 13:50: RT @ClickHole: Eco-Warriors: These Brave Environmental Activists Have Chained Themselves To A Humpback Whale To Protect It From Japanese Hu…
Wed, 13:50: RT @witwix: "I can win in 2 turns if my opponent does nothing" Opponent: Plays literally any card Me: https://t.co/17HmzPYAIo
Wed, 13:55: RT @CagleCats: Can you be less baby for like five seconds please https://t.co/5xV3Z2KasY
Wed, 13:57: RT @SlyTQ: I’m gonna start these little reminders early this year. If you’re considering a pet for Christmas, remember they are a life time…
Wed, 13:57: RT @Rainmaker1973: Melibe viridis is a nudibranch whose oral veil can expand into a "fish net" used to constantly scan and eat its prey htt…
Wed, 13:59: RT @BreeNewsome: "And it’s now impossible to be ‘masculine’ without also being accused of ‘toxic masculinity’." -Piers Morgan If someone c…
Wed, 14:00: RT @Andrew_Sipowicz: Shoutout to the anonymous 6th grader for saving me a couple thousand (Bus not drawn to scale) https://t.co/7aNK10xSwX
Wed, 14:01: RT @sblackmoore: And ideally, a 29-year-old would have a pony and a jetpack. BUT THEY DON'T YOU STUPID FUCKS BECAUSE THE ENTIRE STUDENT L…
Wed, 14:06: RT @_SJPeace_: This racist white man was harassing 4 black Muslim girls inside a McDonald’s in Minnesota and when the girls confronted the…
Wed, 14:06: RT @stealingzen: who decided to call it “Thanksgiving eve” and not “thanks in advance” send tweet

Wed, 14:07: RT @StephenMerchant: Vince Cable so bamboozled by Brexit, he’s grown an extra arm just for head scratching https://t.co/GCutXsEvjD
Wed, 14:12: RT @TheVTran: dad: your workplace makes games right? me: yes dad: i have a game idea for you me: uh dad: what was that game you played…
Wed, 14:12: RT @Lylli: @TheVTran https://t.co/QdInxF0YEu
Wed, 14:13: RT @spacetwinks: brain: at some point m&m is going to make the green m&m less horny and some youtube nerds are going to be very mad about i…
Wed, 14:14: RT @SherrodBrown: As Secretary of State, I asked McDonald's to print a million voter registration forms on their tray liners. To this day,…
Wed, 14:15: RT @TheManaSource: Someone call the SEC https://t.co/Hxwp1yBcqL
Wed, 14:19: RT @SelfCareMH: 👏🏻BOYS 👏🏻AND 👏🏻GIRLS 👏🏻ARE 👏🏻ALLOWED 👏🏻TO 👏🏻BE 👏🏻FRIENDS 👏🏻WITHOUT 👏🏻HAVING 👏🏻FEELINGS 👏🏻INVOLVED
Wed, 14:19: RT @PGPDNews: MISSING: 16 y/o Terrell Whyten. Last seen in the 4400 block of Rena Rd. in Suitland. He is 5'4" and 195 lbs. He was last seen…
Wed, 14:21: RT @swear_trek: Damage report, Mister LaForge https://t.co/qMJMbkWTAu
Wed, 18:58: RT @ShoreLeaveCon: #ShoreLeave41 programming notes: https://t.co/GbySo9V74B

Wed, 18:59: RT @TheOnion: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey https://t.co/Te8QgazI8W https://t.co/dJIbgFG5kR
Wed, 19:00: RT @forexposure_txt: https://t.co/GNiJr5vrFk
Wed, 19:04: RT @clientsfh: https://t.co/MnyWJwjWMv https://t.co/XxXSS2PM8v
Wed, 19:55: RT @xxlfunny1: When your car window is dirty https://t.co/rMe8AI5uHc
Wed, 19:55: RT @JubileeDJ: Guys open enrollment for healthcare is right nowwwww and there’s zero advertising because we live in a scam so get on it
Wed, 19:56: RT @locustbones: https://t.co/en4aWnJDFA
Wed, 19:56: RT @TodoNintendoS: So today, November 21st, is probably one of the most important days of the year to Nintendo... ALL of these games (and t…
Wed, 19:57: RT @_SJPeace_: Politeness is the way to get rid of bears in Canada 🇨🇦 ❤️ I love this so much 😂 RETWEET https://t.co/ilOIb5573V
Wed, 19:57: RT @spraypopmusic: Simpsons did it first. https://t.co/n4CPvFxenP
Wed, 22:00: RT @tha_rami: *wonders whether to add a Best Western Game category to my 2018 GOTY list* My brain: don't do it don't do it don't do it don…

Wed, 22:01: RT @loadingreadyrun: It’s Crossing the Streams for FALLOUT 76! Featuring @Graham_LRR (and Agatha Fisty), @sergeyager, @WakeUpSuper, and @Be…
Wed, 22:01: RT @Memo_ebooks: I literally just heard the phrases: Don't do fax where I am finally free.
Wed, 22:01: RT @Pharmacistjudge: So I’m sitting at a brewery. And I put a lure in the pokestop. Now I am eavesdropping on a long conversation about wh…
Wed, 22:02: RT @ColinPeters: Are you as goth as Russo-Japanese War Red Cross Nurse? I think not. https://t.co/YQBFWvDI7u
Wed, 22:03: RT @johnfocook: The argument from @realdonaldtrump that cold weather disproves global warming is like arguing that nighttime disproves the…
Wed, 22:03: RT @baetog_: No Magic Player has all 5: 1. Skills to win a Grand Prix 2. Money to buy Ultimate Masters 3. Knowledge of Lore 4. Social ski…
Wed, 22:05: RT @Matornen: I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist. Already have this whole thing captured. :D @alexsteacy @Graham_LRR @BenHUlmer https://t.co/…
Thu, 04:05: RT @BenHUlmer: Update: Xrays and such showed nothing serious. Looks like it's just very bruised and swollen so I'll be on crutches for a li…
Thu, 04:06: RT @UnburntWitch: The FedExecutioner Strikes Again https://t.co/jjV2QEJw2O
Thu, 04:11: RT @mikeselinker: I'm • Owner of a company whose CEO didn't rat me out to federal investigators. • Unlikely to see my relatives in jail nex…

Thu, 04:12: RT @davidallengreen: From April. The Barbary macaque has now barked. https://t.co/zHoABtCzmm
Thu, 04:12: RT @wbaltv11: 'Very grateful': Middle school student's note to car owner goes viral https://t.co/0psKx2uA14 https://t.co/Rvcd9JNR0I
Thu, 04:13: RT @tredlocity: https://t.co/Pr0mxcNv8a
Thu, 04:13: RT @sharkfists: Desert Bus is the sort of vacation you need to take a vacation from afterwards.
Thu, 04:14: RT @SallyMayweather: https://t.co/ST50XZ2Zkm
Thu, 04:14: RT @katestark: Me: I’m gonna cut down on convention travel next year Twitch: https://t.co/ERjHKLzJ5e
Thu, 04:15: RT @dixonij: - Got promoted to Staff Sergeant finally after some snags earlier in my career set me back a little bit timeline wise (Remembe…
Thu, 04:17: RT @TolarianCollege: My father just spent 42 minutes (I clocked him) lecturing me on the politics of Jeff Bezos in response to me trying to…
Thu, 04:18: RT @OurValuedComics: What kind of grades did Tommy Wiseau get in school? Oh, high marks. (HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAWhaddaya mean this low hang…
Thu, 04:19: RT @BurgerKingUK: Oh god, thought we deleted this image years ago. https://t.co/36JlRu5w0W

Thu, 04:19: RT @howardtayler: Me: "You're cutting into the pie you just made?" Sandra: "I want pie." Me: "But tomorrow—" Sandra: "—is Thanksgiving at A…
Thu, 04:22: RT @traceExcalibur: W H A T https://t.co/YuXV6Yow27
Thu, 04:24: RT @JanelleCShane: Advanced artificial intelligence has analyzed over 2,200 pies and developed these delicious new flavors. https://t.co/jd…
Thu, 04:25: RT @JanelleCShane: I added some heirloom apples, cookies, and D&D spells to the dataset of pies to see if the neural net would make some mo…
Thu, 04:29: RT @dhindes: Videogames are great https://t.co/1stWxQbEJf
Thu, 04:31: RT @howardtayler: Googled and was disappointed to discover that there isn't already a mashup called "The Count of Monte Python." C'mon, i…
Thu, 04:32: RT @GeekyKraftyKel: So having been @DesertBus means that two certain furry buddies I occasionally hang with for work are absolutely glued t…
Thu, 04:32: RT @pvnkistan: LMFAOOOO SHE STARTED EATING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED https://t.co/XU7N3pHPHv
Thu, 04:34: RT @Lufty: thank u but i would like to never read the phrase E-SPORTAINMENT company ever again https://t.co/TaV0i9TY7b
Thu, 04:36: RT @buddalized: ya I’m DTF D - down T - to F - finally be in a relationship with someone that actually cares about the relationship n…

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