My tweets

Wed, 13:47: RT @RosewattaStone: Phantasmal Image #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/KRfKGugamc
Wed, 13:48: RT @SaffronOlive: Watching a bunch of new people learn the joys of #MTGFinance thanks to Artifact is super entertaining. https://t.co/pFOaR…
Wed, 13:49: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Swinging. https://t.co/K3faHwDDY2 https://t.co/bit7zFwYD5
Wed, 13:50: RT @tvtropes: Goomba Stomp https://t.co/vCunQsFf0y Credit: https://t.co/4uEAINiCh4 https://t.co/Nv2ReU63ov
Wed, 13:56: RT @_1942bs: so is no one gonna acknowledge that this is sexual harassment https://t.co/Mf4hUf7G1D
Wed, 13:57: RT @xkcdComic: Popper https://t.co/vAjZnAxlfR https://t.co/ko1rUaUMbu https://t.co/RA89Finb8P
Wed, 13:57: RT @Em_TeeGee: >Argue that Splinter Twin should stay banned >Loses 25 followers Welcome to Twitter
Wed, 18:42: RT @MicroSFF: "You took my man," the widow said. "I did," the Sea replied. "He was my man, and now he's dead." "He loved me, ere he died."…
Wed, 18:42: RT @roxiqt: Guys will proudly show off a fish that -they- caught in their display photo but the second that you unhinge your jaw & crawl ou…
Wed, 18:43: RT @Takahata101: I'M THE SCATMAN- https://t.co/uOCs4T5aXx

Wed, 18:45: RT @xxlfunny1: Group of good Samaritans dig a trench in a beach to rescue a stranded great white https://t.co/zNCz01xBZK
Wed, 18:47: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/os5F3Buzgz
Wed, 18:47: RT @TychoBrahe: It just occurred to me, right now, that getting into a stranger's car and letting them drive you somewhere is kinda weird.
Wed, 18:47: RT @BayAreaData: @TychoBrahe The ‘90s: Never meet people from the Internet and never get in a stranger’s car. The ‘10s: Summon strangers f…
Wed, 18:52: RT @numberless: https://t.co/wxdOXPl1le
Wed, 18:53: RT @LONG_DRIVE: update: she finally cracked. https://t.co/w8PZ7cSfPq
Wed, 18:53: RT @kriss_lowrance: YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP https://t.co/9hGGjAKDHz
Wed, 18:55: RT @The_Potato_Cat: "Why" - @JonTetrino "Cos" - me "Cos isn't an answer" "How about Sin? or Tan?" "You're looking at it from the wrong an…
Wed, 18:56: RT @Toshabuns: Me: I feel a little lost on what to do. I wish I could have some sort of sign... Crow: *flies overhead and drops a containe…
Wed, 18:56: RT @Brampersandon_: [First day as a museum tour guide] Kid: how can we tell how old a dinosaur is Me: you must first ask yourself, “does…

Wed, 18:58: RT @wndrstrk: @m2matthijs This is 5 months old but shows the same underlying difficulties... https://t.co/X9LYeyDTo8
Thu, 11:06: RT @RosewattaStone: Birds of Paradise #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/XPDIIBcITj
Thu, 11:07: RT @WakeUpSuper: I have this completely irrational fear of my shoelace getting stuck in an escalator and slowly being dragged in and crushe…
Thu, 11:07: RT @TolarianCollege: If the 11th Doctor played Magic, he'd have played using white border cards. White borders are cool. https://t.co/qNnT…