My tweets

Fri, 23:35: *to the tune of Oh Holy Night* Oh, holy crap... I hate my freaking joooo-ob Not work itself, but just the management
Fri, 23:36: RT @CoreyJDMiz: @AP4Liberty https://t.co/dLeXP8yA6f
Fri, 23:37: RT @leewparker: @Top8Games https://t.co/moqjhVaD9M
Fri, 23:39: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/4hgmigPXk4
Fri, 23:39: RT @Memo_ebooks: DO YOU LIKE DESERT BUS.
Fri, 23:39: RT @CantWearHats: Me: We open the door from 30ft away with mage hand. *many doors later* DM: "OK, standard procedure for this door?" Me: "Y…
Fri, 23:39: RT @TomEllul: if these morons can get published, so can you https://t.co/SxoStk0T76
Fri, 23:41: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Remember. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/jx8TKuoXzc
Fri, 23:41: RT @keab42: Sometimes you read something that makes you wish Feed Dump still existed. https://t.co/DWBJaTlANR
Fri, 23:42: RT @tvtropes: Jacob Marley Apparel https://t.co/xaWT7wAnO4 Credit: https://t.co/RkrFAibMvr https://t.co/cCJYsebBTB

Fri, 23:42: RT @Flayra: OK, @Subnautica is live and FREE on the Epic store (claim within two weeks)! Exciting to be on such a huge new platform along w…
Sat, 00:29: RT @reallifecomics: Real Life Comic for December 14, 2018 https://t.co/vUy3Y8OiFp Share and Enjoy! https://t.co/MMhGOqcgK3
Sat, 00:43: RT @alexlindsay: Yea, so... if your camera outputs HDMI, it’s a consumer camera. If it outputs SDI, it’s prosumer or professional. If it “s…
Sat, 00:43: RT @LI_politico: Men: it should be based on merit Women: fine https://t.co/4sOKEijmzQ
Sat, 00:47: RT @pcgamer: Subnautica is free on the Epic Games Store https://t.co/mnMBx4h4fy https://t.co/qTMKFUki6O
Sat, 00:47: RT @DavidAlanMack: I'm beginning to suspect that none of the people who have compiled "Best Books of 2018" lists have even *read* my book.…
Sat, 00:48: RT @Nash076: Just to mess with folks: Spider-Ham was created when scientist May Porker accidentally irradiated herself and bit a spider th…
Sat, 00:48: RT @bombsfall: re: steam/epic/discord https://t.co/6KzGGqtg4g
Sat, 00:50: RT @CNET: NASA solar spacecraft snaps first image from inside sun's atmosphere https://t.co/TU4P50H111 https://t.co/ca6g6sJ9iY
Sat, 00:50: RT @OrgPhysics: My brain hurts https://t.co/QqBrV7O6iU

Sat, 00:51: RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Exposure To Violent Children Causes Increased Aggression In Video Game Characters https://t.co/U264Qb6eus https:/…
Sat, 00:52: RT @TheOnion: Petco Employee Stocks Gerbils By The Cash Register For Impulse Purchases https://t.co/YFsSPW2px1 https://t.co/9Fc6mwuXs9
Sat, 07:58: RT @MykeCole: Breathtakingly horrific OPSEC. We see Marine One’s instrument panel. We know its position in the formation and FLOTUS’ exact…
Sat, 08:03: RT @Exocomics: New comic! https://t.co/NIYaKCIQVP https://t.co/f0yeaDYM4d
Sat, 08:04: RT @SusanArendt: Added this to my workspace today. The carriage return arm switches modes between Bluetooth and wired. The knob adjusts vol…
Sat, 08:04: RT @katestark: It’s that time of year again! #charity when you cheer bits on Twitch! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/avH1hIb0WX
Sat, 08:11: RT @tomscott: Autocorrect tried to make that “Hanson’s razor”, which I assume is a novelty gift that plays ‘Mmmbop’ while you shave.
Sat, 08:11: RT @tomscott: 🎙 No security researcher has ever found code or data traffic that suggests Facebook spies through the mic 🎙 The red banner li…
Sat, 08:11: RT @tomscott: Rationally, I know that the conspiracy theory about Facebook and Instagram sneakily using my phone’s mic for ad targeting is…
Sat, 08:13: RT @Nikyatu: A toxic work environment is more likely to change you than you are to change it. Get out. https://t.co/jiTGN9qmT3

Sat, 08:16: RT @Rainmaker1973: Many animals, such as diving hawks or polar bears, use nictitating membranes to protect their eyes from water or snow bl…
Sat, 08:17: RT @DMcPhail: Danthres Tresyllione and Torin ban Wyvald must track down the truth about Bliss before more citizens of Cliff’s End turn up d…
Sat, 08:19: RT @ZonkMuscle: On a scale of 1-10, how pissed do you think this Guile player was? https://t.co/uBqn2WyOqc https://t.co/NU0dgTtJBK
Sat, 08:20: RT @badwolfreigns: All of this https://t.co/Zd2DEVfglk
Sat, 08:23: RT @videocats: Tiger walking on thin ice 🐯 https://t.co/MfwMaC6Hns
Sat, 08:25: RT @iceeewater: 10초 뒤 대참사가 일어남 https://t.co/Q3jt2iGlw1
Sat, 08:25: RT @ricardoautobahn: https://t.co/M14MkYrdSQ
Sat, 08:33: RT @johnnemann: In protest at the sheer amount of news in the game industry, I will not be commenting on today's news. Maybe if we ignore v…
Sat, 08:46: RT @loadingreadyrun: In further update news, a quick little update about Road Quest and some new merch! https://t.co/o8HcO1Awvq
Sat, 10:59: RT @troyhunt: HSBC: “Customers can enter additional characters on their password and it be accepted as a successful logon. We don’t classif…

Sat, 11:01: RT @becca_starr: Someone called the library to make sure the insult they hoped to hurl at the person stealing their garbage can lids was no…
Sat, 11:04: RT @oscaron: Btw Win 10 users Sleep tight https://t.co/do4Mkyp7Cb
Sat, 11:04: RT @upulie: For the hundredth time, it is not. It’s a specific kind of protein called a kinesin. Kinesin is the delivery vehicle that takes…
Sat, 11:05: RT @willmanduffy: 0 factor auth https://t.co/c3E0BXjrQG
Sat, 11:06: RT @icetsvu: Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Skunk Muscles. Found him naked in a tattoo parlor yellin' "Beware the pi…
Sat, 11:18: RT @pube_squad: if someone threatened to bomb me and demanded bitcoin id be like shit broe you're gonna have to bomb me. i still dont know…
Sat, 11:22: RT @innesmck: i mean, https://t.co/rmCcScqjay
Sat, 11:24: RT @arrdem: my conclusions after a year of working on a streaming event architecture https://t.co/NeMC8xNib4
Sat, 11:25: RT @GretchenLynn48: DM request: Can you send me a picture with no clothes? Me: https://t.co/NhLTc1d8DZ