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Tue, 17:13: RT @loadingreadyrun: You’ve had your stocking stuffer Crapshot, so now you can open your big present: a Christmas SKETCH! Christmas Fanboy…
Tue, 17:13: RT @hotjamz: he's makin a list it's kept in plain text an elf just got phished you know what is next santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion use…
Tue, 17:14: RT @JimSterling: That didn't work out great for Harley Quinn, dude. https://t.co/dgwsabYn6t
Tue, 17:14: RT @RosewattaStone: Divine Visitation #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/h3WEloGRoU
Tue, 17:15: RT @MtGPuzzleQuest: Open up Magic: Puzzle Quest today for a free Elite Token to add that Mythic or Masterpiece Card that you have been eyei…
Tue, 17:16: RT @korvys: Ah, Boxing Day. The day we come together and read about what the people in less-fortunate timezones are doing for Xmas, while i…
Tue, 17:16: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/8NkPLXc6CL
Tue, 17:17: RT @howardtayler: Christmas morning: 17yo: "I'm giving Cecil [pet snake] his hidey rock now" Sandra: "He should get to eat today, too." Me:…
Tue, 17:18: RT @CalebJHull: UNBELIEVABLE!!! President Trump is playing split screen Call of Duty with himself during a government shutdown inside the O…
Tue, 17:19: RT @HardDriveMag: Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an Additional Ghost for $3…

Tue, 17:19: RT @kenchengcomedy: Random guy: die hard is a Christmas movie Everyone: ok sure Guy: what's that? you disagree? want me to provide eviden…
Tue, 17:21: RT @karenkho: Important reminders: -not everyone drinks alcohol -they don't need to tell you why -tip Chinese restaurants and delivery sta…
Tue, 17:21: RT @ghirapurigears: Merry Christmas! https://t.co/jWzUzHE754
Tue, 17:31: RT @miked_splat: How old were you when you discovered Daniel Craig was Tiny Tim in the George C. Scott version of A CHRISTMAS CAROL? I was…
Tue, 17:32: RT @KittyCouch: This comic started re-circulating on IG so I might as well reshare it here-- https://t.co/n8B9PFEQy7
Tue, 17:33: RT @icetsvu: Dr. Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Illuminati Jeans. Found her naked at the BK Lounge yellin' "Help me…
Tue, 17:33: RT @oxfordwilson: 30 years ago today, Sergeant Al Powell helped save dozens of lives after being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakato…
Tue, 17:34: RT @queer_queenie: Stop saying homophobes are closeted gay people 2k19
Tue, 17:35: RT @MuslimIQ: As a Muslim I’ve never been offended when a Christian wishes me Merry Christmas. But I’ve always been offended when a Christ…
Tue, 17:38: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Normal mind: Candy corn isn’t corn. Galaxy mind: Candy corn is made from HFCS which is corn. Cosmic mind: Americans ar…

Tue, 17:38: RT @ClickHole: Heartwarming: American And ISIS Forces Came Together To Celebrate Christmas https://t.co/nS3121k7KK https://t.co/kv86lRNoFy
Tue, 17:39: RT @ricardoautobahn: I see this terrifying homunculus is back on TV https://t.co/dIcirM1r8r
Tue, 17:39: RT @tomscott: it is 4pm on christmas day it has been over three days since I mentioned cryptocurrency on here angry crypto nerds are stil…
Tue, 17:39: RT @TrekCaptions: Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 ! Presents have been opened! My son spent an hour reading a new trivia book before realizing PSVR was…
Tue, 17:44: RT @dixonij: Heckin good off-brand Lego pupper. And yeah, Mike knows about the black and tan smoothie. https://t.co/KMGvuLibg3
Tue, 17:45: RT @kimberlyalices: https://t.co/qOeNI3CFsF
Tue, 17:46: RT @EliasToufexis: A real man would never ask this of her. https://t.co/oJdwKBrVx4
Tue, 17:47: RT @FluffSociety: OS: "My sister’s blind dog loves fetch" https://t.co/qCvc8QdAB7
Tue, 17:49: RT @forexposure_txt: [Quotes of Christmas Past: Part 5] https://t.co/Qgn9O9q6Uk
Tue, 17:53: RT @scalzi: Just got an email from someone suggesting some of you are out there being a dick to someone else on my behalf. It that describe…

Tue, 17:56: RT @lloydalter: It’s remarkable how @qz and almost everyone is totally oblivious to the first line on that bar graph, as if it is just a fa…
Tue, 17:56: RT @CPHigson: Happy holidays people https://t.co/SZ6AA8MT6H
Tue, 18:01: RT @spiritb0red: I got in a car accident and I put the pics in a separate folder and my phone made a slideshow and this song started automa…
Tue, 18:10: RT @MTG_Arena: The Bog Humbugs have brought you a gift! Ravnica Allegiance hits #MTGArena January 17. https://t.co/lpYhQey1Eq
Tue, 20:15: RT @dixonij: Aged this @BreweryOmmegang Candi Stout 'accidentally*' for a year in a wine cooler and my God it aged wonderfully. It's so swe…
Tue, 20:17: RT @bennpowell: Played a game where an NPC was selling an upgrade, I said I wanted to buy it but I didn't have enough, expecting a "you don…
Tue, 20:17: RT @thetownoflight: This Christmas, don't suffer alone. If you need help, reach out and talk to someone #mentalhealthmatters https://t.co…
Tue, 20:17: RT @ThatKramerGuy: When the kid says “I’m going to go into the family business” at the end of The Santa Clause, did that mean he’s going to…
Tue, 20:19: RT @DB_VST: Today we have all the recovered highlights from Day 2 of DB2 for you: https://t.co/bZiVjY8iTO
Tue, 20:20: RT @ThatAdamKid: Die Hard is a sandwich. Hot dogs are Christmas movies. Meaning is dissolving and language is inadequate to vocalize our pa…

Tue, 20:21: RT @alexandraerin: Pregnant people used to bake gingerbread men to fool goblins to whomst they had promised their firstborn children. They…
Tue, 20:22: RT @elektrotal: My thoughts today are with all the customer service and sysadmins at tech companies who have to keep everything working whi…
Tue, 20:23: RT @KittyCatalyst: Merry Kernmas, everyone https://t.co/mU4nsnm5NQ
Tue, 20:24: RT @foxmar320: It's Christmas!! Going live with Destiny 2! Join me for Dawning stuff! https://t.co/BfqSoYsudZ https://t.co/b9N5ut6Rpl
Tue, 20:26: RT @Bodegacats_: https://t.co/XcZRAiG4U1
Tue, 20:53: NOW we're talking... Starting to get somewhere with NationStates Snorsh: https://t.co/OPzvu5mVCd https://t.co/kWUT4GpiqN
Tue, 20:54: RT @soft_chomps: yknow that workaround that let u post art without compression if u added a transparent pixel bc transparent pngs didnt get…
Tue, 20:54: RT @digialchem: @soft_chomps "PNGs with transparency will have a white background when converted to JPG" So you're completely removing the…
Tue, 20:58: RT @SuperKirbylover: https://t.co/OkzW9toKe3
Tue, 21:01: RT @KoreanThunder86: Star Trek fans unite for Christmas!! Merry Christmas and Live long and prosper!! @Klcessna @StarTrek @WilliamShatner h…

Tue, 21:07: RT @ejbenson: Hey @AmyTFalcone showed up. https://t.co/APkvfDYgJR
Tue, 21:08: RT @TheOnion: Pope Francis Carves Roast Cherub For Vatican Christmas Dinner https://t.co/KGxtj0hnTf https://t.co/qA2dl9oZve
Tue, 21:33: RT @tha_rami: What the - why does @rami_ebooks have 2000+ followers.
Tue, 21:36: RT @Clipart1994bot: MANWMAC.BMF https://t.co/hO1Aoo1VL4
Tue, 21:37: RT @JonTetrino: Every time I've had a good port vintage it's tasted of raisins and had absolutely no affect on my sobriety. Which is how I…
Tue, 21:40: RT @EmrgencyKittens: Jail break! 📹: myfosterkittens https://t.co/6t4JCyT71a
Tue, 21:45: RT @Russell_Arnott: Gotta love these #ChristmasTrees painstakingly put together by arranging microscopic plankton cells. 🔬🎄 Check out diato…
Tue, 21:45: RT @DearAuntCrabby: Thank you to @waltshaub for his expertise and keeping is informed of the truth. https://t.co/ZbNghf7EC9
Tue, 21:51: Just downloaded a new app from the store... It IMMEDIATELY needed an update. What is this? Did I have the worst tim… https://t.co/Tm0MzbENOI
Tue, 21:56: RT @elioftheveil: https://t.co/LE1ENYNH8i

Tue, 21:57: RT @icetsvu: They call it Dance Brain. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Motel 6 gettin' paid to edit wikipedia pag…
Tue, 21:59: RT @mitchysuch: Witcher npc: my daughter was killed by goblins 3 hours ago, follow the fresh blood trail to avenge her Me: how bout some g…

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