My tweets

Sat, 12:10: RT @koopa_kinte: This the most Florida shit I’ve ever seen in my fucking life. And I’m saying this as a Floridian. https://t.co/aw2wXyEypp
Sat, 12:15: RT @MaxPlaysMTG: According to both players involved, this EDH game is “really close” #GPVancouver https://t.co/vSlfrtWEnk
Sat, 12:16: RT @LRRbot: ＣＯＭＰＬＹ
Sat, 12:16: RT @RealMtgNews: Magic grinder re-ups annual vow to qualify for Pro Tour in 2019; makes no plans to change anything to get there.
Sat, 12:16: RT @111dot11: Все ещё один из самых смешных постов в интернете https://t.co/Q4zwvNbhZZ
Sat, 12:17: RT @qikipedia: A study published in the BMJ proves parachutes are useless. The airplane used to conduct the study was both on the ground an…
Sat, 12:23: RT @ocdwho: https://t.co/GupQ2LJGm3
Sun, 01:24: RT @HPBraincase: I'm super happy with how this turned out, and the Magenta background was totally the way to go, keys out perfectly in OBS.…
Sun, 01:24: RT @dixonij: The sign of a good leader is one who takes credit for the successes AND failures under their command. Only lauding the succes…
Sun, 01:25: RT @ihorner: I had to do a double take to make sure this wasn’t one of those near future sci-fi paintings I’d seen in my timeline before. h…

Sun, 01:28: RT @swagitda_: Ah yes, the two genders https://t.co/ZwYRJtGHnC
Sun, 01:30: RT @AP4Liberty: Why conservatives aren't for limited government. Exhibit A. https://t.co/yISvJdsElE
Sun, 01:32: RT @anakuroma: True story while editing Suede's Pokemon Journey today. https://t.co/eR0JY2VcBa
Sun, 01:36: RT @KRADeC: This cracked me the hell up........................ https://t.co/OXUan4yD95
Sun, 01:39: RT @TedDansonBDay: Today is Ted Danson's birthday.
Sun, 01:40: RT @KT_So_It_Goes: lmao https://t.co/uzeJUtFNyo
Sun, 01:41: RT @33mhz: these two tweets from Toilets with Threatening Auras are a great example of the difference between “spooky” as an aesthetic and…
Sun, 01:42: RT @jawache: How to code with a newborn - Buy a standing desk - Learn how to use a baby wrap - Play ambient music - Dance https://t.co/eqb…
Sun, 01:42: RT @OddLetters: Coders routinely get *rather cross* with me when I talk about the blue-collarization of coding. https://t.co/stQ13TlI0U
Sun, 01:43: RT @SluggoIsLit: Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for December 29, 2018 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA https://t.co/wmfOa9yqr3

Sun, 01:45: RT @thismyshow: PLEASE RETWEET! My coworker Michael Schaffer (below with the glasses) has been missing since yesterday morning we need ever…
Sun, 01:46: RT @TheBabylonBee: Ken Ham Ejected From Theater For Yelling 'WRONG' Every Time 'Jurassic World' Actors Say ‘65 Million Years' #BestOf2018 h…
Sun, 01:52: RT @wamandajd: The right-wing conspiracy theory that @Ocasio2018 is secretly wealthy reveals their deep discomfort with class mobility. Wi…
Sun, 01:54: RT @brandonlgtaylor: Half of internet traffic is bots, most Facebook traffic is bots, Instagram is bots, and like, over half of phone calls…
Sun, 01:55: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Ultimately, Security is mostly indistinguishable from simply ensuring the integrity of a system under a range of unexp…
Sun, 02:01: RT @theznerd: @GossiTheDog https://t.co/Xq9KLpxt4E
Sun, 02:01: RT @nicolefv: Have 👏 women 👏 on 👏 dev 👏 teams 👏 You’d be surprised how often my girlfriends and I *immediately* spot ways to use an app/s…
Sun, 02:02: RT @Atencio: Just got in trouble at this dinner cuz I called my son “Art Garfunkel-lookin’ ass” but I mean COME ON. https://t.co/I977Vmklwn
Sun, 02:03: RT @BibliovoreOrc: So, not that you all need to be reminded, but @CubeApril is fantabulous. Don't really have context for this. It just fe…
Sun, 02:04: RT @agentkooper: I am so frustrated by @Uber and @Uber_Support and @Uber_SEA I don’t know why they won’t help me. I just want the pictures…

Sun, 02:11: RT @smittypitt: @agentkooper @60secondsoffury @Uber @Uber_Support @Uber_SEA Look on LinkedIn for Uber employees at the incident center in P…
Sun, 02:12: RT @4mikehurley: @agentkooper @krisstraub @Uber @Uber_Support @Uber_SEA Hey @Uber_Support why don’t you stop with the generic responses an…
Sun, 02:29: *checks mail* Blah blah blah... Something something... Property value assessment for property taxes... *checks numb… https://t.co/uNBizedoY5
Sun, 02:29: RT @Exocomics: An old favourite :D https://t.co/Ao4LvpBOaF https://t.co/GqLftO5DUx
Sun, 02:30: RT @wexler: This Wired story about personal data collection has 32 trackers on it. https://t.co/ZqXJE3uR0C
Sun, 02:31: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: This is the ideal airplane body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/Xm8Ba…
Sun, 02:34: RT @nwalks: Jennifer Garner Mark Ruffalo Andy Serkis and Brie Larson are all in 13 Going On 30 making it TO ME Marvel’s greatest crossover…
Sun, 02:36: RT @femmtg: “some girls wake up to dick pics in their inbox; I wake up to prison decklists” -inscribe that on my epitaph someday (luckily…
Sun, 02:36: RT @outstarwalker: I had no idea Bethesda makes furniture now https://t.co/xJzRV1U9Np
Sun, 02:38: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Microsoft provides ~free~ preconfigured VM images of Win7, Win8.1 and Win10 that run on VMware, VirtualBox, and Parall…

Sun, 02:38: RT @Stonekettle: I will shut down the government I am proud to shut down the government I will be the one to shut it down. I'm not going…
Sun, 03:01: RT @Clipart1994bot: FLIRT197.BMF https://t.co/ztI1ZeVm99
Sun, 07:36: RT @beardedstoner: This has been your 2018 year-in-review. https://t.co/UNasronE9h
Sun, 07:38: RT @EmrgencyKittens: When u at a party with ppl u don't know and yo friend disappear https://t.co/EfhiI554Nk
Sun, 07:41: RT @icetsvu: Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Pretendo Vacation. It's made from tater tots and rubber cement. https://t.c…
Sun, 07:43: RT @_youhadonejob1: Unfortunate handle placement. https://t.co/42EFAooZQR
Sun, 07:43: RT @bmoreconnected: Delegate Cheryl Glenn supports: - more guns in Baltimore schools - gender discrimination in auto insurance rates - hous…
Sun, 08:08: RT @existentialcoms: By age 30 you should be: - saving 20% of your income - not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn - as treachero…
Sun, 08:09: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Every time I see “chemical free” I die a little on the inside. Unless your pretentious ass is an Ascended Being watch…
Sun, 08:10: RT @RosewattaStone: Grasping Scoundrel #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/38WVjtf6zj

Sun, 08:11: RT @alexandraerin: "Most men pose no danger so it's irrational to react in fear to strange men." If you put just one round in a revolver,…
Sun, 08:18: RT @CaseyExplosion: Gamers™ claiming that racist and homophobic slurs are "gamer words" is a new level of self-own. You're really gonna hi…
Sun, 08:21: RT @emilybuckshot: In games, players tend to be “good” & make the kind/correct choices whenever they can until the game teaches them morali…
Sun, 08:46: RT @swear_trek: #bedsidemanner https://t.co/o8iE0530ev
Sun, 08:46: RT @RikerGoogling: are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres