My tweets

Mon, 12:00: #NewYear #NewHair https://t.co/BIhjTEtoyL
Mon, 12:01: RT @BengineeringTV: Well, ya boi won the lottery today. #gpvancouver https://t.co/ET5Gs3iMD5
Mon, 12:05: RT @andykesson: Overheard in Chicago Institute of Art: Small child, reading description of painting: Grandma, what's a brothel? Grandma,…
Mon, 12:05: RT @ASmallFiction: The old year was bombing hard, booed off stage like the last one. A new year waited in the wings. Nervously taking note…
Mon, 12:07: RT @xkcdComic: Consensus New Year https://t.co/EBzm1DWmeI https://t.co/eEWjE7G0Xt https://t.co/yZ8PXpOqtH
Mon, 12:12: RT @UnarmedOracle: the fact that a literal wanker isn't heckled to tears every time he takes the stage is frankly unbelievable
Mon, 12:15: RT @GreyTheTick: The IMC effect. https://t.co/tMLWgnX9l4
Mon, 12:18: RT @Mr_DrinksOnMe: Jesus would you look at the time. https://t.co/qTt2Z4L5SL
Mon, 12:18: RT @unormal: One of my favorite bugs in Caves of Qud was when auto-explore and auto-disassemble-artifacts were both enabled and in a specif…
Mon, 12:22: RT @Graham_LRR: @UnarmedOracle …huh, well okay I guess https://t.co/OY0lEbBU3h

Mon, 12:24: RT @tvtropes: Male Gaze https://t.co/IvkMbvllRp Credit: https://t.co/c6QEZPdGaZ https://t.co/SMfm2rEtze https://t.co/OYjKuXab80
Mon, 12:24: RT @BengineeringTV: @UnarmedOracle Welp https://t.co/GHe16scdLa
Mon, 12:39: RT @tpillard: Fixing production at 6pm on new year's eve https://t.co/roTQHrOzBC
Mon, 12:44: RT @MrMcSmelly: @UnarmedOracle https://t.co/llM08xfuBl
Mon, 12:47: RT @ManicPattum: @UnarmedOracle I don’t know if this counts but it’s great. https://t.co/e9LQp2wkcq
Mon, 12:48: RT @Nash076: Anyone who's done anything truly worth a billion dollars doesn't have and has never had a billion dollars.
Mon, 12:50: RT @michaeldotjames: If we laugh at astrology and homeopathy, why are we still estimating work in Fibonacci numbers?
Mon, 12:53: RT @dixonij: As someone who has been in Epcot for a New Year's celebration (the 'millennium' one actually), we got there nearly when the pa…
Mon, 12:54: RT @TheeDoctorB: New DM: "I know you disagree with my ruling, but if you look at pages 75 and 210 of..." Experienced DM: "... and while yo…
Mon, 12:54: RT @GHMansfield: Bus rider:”It’s unfair. When a wheelchair gets on, we lose 3 seats.” Disabled people know about unfairness. “We” are the…

Mon, 12:55: RT @christinelove: Hey can someone please explain to me why when I woke up, my phone had a draft of 90% of the tweet “So how many pounds of…
Mon, 13:00: RT @denvercoder: Ran out of tweets. Anyway, I’m not saying this to brag. My point is that if I can go from Prison to Fast-Food to Retail…
Mon, 13:07: RT @denvercoder: I think it’s time for me to tell my full story. It might lose me some followers but so be it.
Mon, 13:07: RT @BriannaWu: When I was a teen, I would use the Internet to escape real life. Now, I use real life to escape the internet.
Mon, 13:08: RT @KevinRothrock: They don’t make conspiracy theories like they used to. https://t.co/zrfjs66znl
Mon, 13:09: RT @mindstatex: Lol, real stakes arm wrestling. Welp, I would autolose. No arm wrestling gambling for me! https://t.co/8EkOrOZNFw
Mon, 18:50: RT @dixonij: Aww.. this little shithead probably cherry picked a tenured, near-retirement level salary of a teacher at a private school for…
Mon, 18:52: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Of the things I expected to see in 2019, "a collaboration between Omega and Tobyfox" was not one of them. o_O https://t.c…
Mon, 18:54: RT @tvtropes: Delayed Reaction https://t.co/8Sii3ByQZ9 Credit: https://t.co/O7G3vi8whj https://t.co/Gx3gSGHKFS
Mon, 21:23: RT @feliciaday: Nailed it. #twinning https://t.co/vjEutr6kc5

Mon, 21:23: RT @Vahn16: little known fact: bill nye is short for william new years eve
Mon, 21:25: RT @forexposure_txt: https://t.co/LhII9SN1BH
Mon, 21:25: RT @_youhadonejob1: Old Lang Sign. https://t.co/APZsRWuqHP
Mon, 21:25: RT @brownboklit: me: i’m sad rich people: then remove yourself from your toxic environment. quit your job now and fly to milan. shop for a…
Mon, 21:29: RT @katestark: Getting a head start on a pretty big New Year’s resolution. Plus, empty gym before everyone else joins tomorrow. https://t.…
Mon, 21:29: RT @BeffernieBlack: Getting the first images of people in 2019 sending us a message about the New Year https://t.co/UGP7Tn3UbW
Mon, 21:29: RT @Matt_Alt: Happy AD 2019! https://t.co/GTtllsk9FC
Mon, 21:30: RT @OverwatchTXT: https://t.co/iadaMaPxgU
Mon, 21:32: RT @HardDriveMag: Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025 https://t.co/4bIxrjGKae
Mon, 21:33: RT @ChaseMasterson: WOW. “I can’t remember when I took a regular airline flight that was on time. @NewHorizons2015 is less than a minute of…

Mon, 21:34: RT @dirkapitation: hey friendly reminder to not cens*r l*ke th*s when tagging potential triggers because the mute function won’t work
Mon, 21:36: RT @RespectfulMemes: https://t.co/ArSEt5SpK0
Mon, 21:36: RT @rckIee: happy last day of 2018 https://t.co/WzcsiSUN34
Mon, 21:39: RT @mowwymauk: me playing bandersnatch: stephan shld take his meds and get a healthy nights sleep black mirror kicking me inthe tits: IDIOT…
Mon, 21:41: RT @_youhadonejob1: Meanwhile in the UK. https://t.co/1NR30ZK4w2
Mon, 21:41: RT @matthew_west: Happy New Year’s Eve from my family to yours! You guys made 2018 so memorable for me and I can’t thank you enough for tha…
Mon, 21:41: RT @swear_trek: IT’S A SHITMAS FUCKING MIRACLE https://t.co/O3RfOWNJCt
Mon, 21:42: RT @_youhadonejob1: Confirm your email..... https://t.co/2oUKDq02R7
Mon, 21:44: RT @lesterleesm: Holy fuck. "She blinked back the flood of tears she’d been holding since God knows when. She said, 'It’s just, when he ha…
Mon, 22:26: RT @_youhadonejob1: My favourite video of 2018. #hero https://t.co/L6TG7OWTPh

Mon, 22:27: RT @marsrader: The farthest point from land on Earth is Point Nemo (almost 1,500 miles). Expended spacecraft often target this point to bur…
Mon, 22:28: RT @TolarianCollege: Let's all play a game. Two videos, one negative criticism, one positive criticism. Same length and number of points. S…
Mon, 22:29: RT @MikeDrucker: SIDIOUS: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? ANAKIN: No. SIDIOUS: I thought not. It’s not a story…
Mon, 22:30: RT @HologramSummer: Anyone want to play some Melee? *turns on Gamecube* *boots up Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee*
Mon, 22:31: RT @theLLance: When Twitch chat starts backseating https://t.co/OL7oW282Jt
Mon, 22:56: RT @elgoonishshive: This is my 10,000th tweet on this account. (Confetti)
Mon, 22:57: RT @SusanArendt: “How far would you go to save humanity?” asks the commercial. Honestly? Eh, not all that far. Humanity kinda sucks.
Mon, 22:57: RT @Valkyrie_Lemons: Ahhh, so glad that 2019 is almost in sight and we've finally seen the back of 2018. *2018 bursts in and whacks 2019 o…
Mon, 22:59: RT @ZachQuinn2: Jenny McCarthy reporting live from Times Square’s Butthole counting down to the New Year. https://t.co/AYndMISK9M
Mon, 22:59: RT @FakeUnicode: Imagine a motorcycle repair shop sets up a gumball machine in the lobby. And suddenly everyone comes there just for the gu…

Mon, 23:01: RT @Clipart1994bot: HOISTING.BMF https://t.co/tPD4KGNAko
Mon, 23:05: RT @creaturesbynagy: @dumpstercryptid This word is SUCH a problem in the pagan community. The entitlement to others identities is so out of…
Mon, 23:10: RT @dumpstercryptid: hey friends. "g*psy" is a slur. it's not some cutesy nickname to slap on yourself bc you took a tri-state roadtrip. it…
Mon, 23:34: RT @USP_Talon: @0xabad1dea same, but also with the second note of me, sobbing: please... please stop changing all your information every fi…
Mon, 23:39: RT @BengineeringTV: The place I'm eating at is offering song requests for 5 bucks on the stereo system, and I cant express how badly I wann…
Mon, 23:40: RT @ashleylynch: Man of Steel: “it’s hard being a God that’s superior to everyone and was in no way earned. I’m so alone.” Into the Spider…
Mon, 23:40: RT @stverogrrs: isnt birdbox bandersnatch the guy who plays dr. strange
Mon, 23:41: RT @KrangTNelson: [how I met your mother] TED: okay so the 28th woman I fucked was a real weirdo. just truly freaky stuff KIDS: please dad…
Mon, 23:41: RT @DollyParton: Cheers to 2019! 🍷 #NewYearNewYall https://t.co/ffENy89k0D
Mon, 23:42: RT @loadingreadyrun: Thank you Korvys, for the kind words, and for the great breakdown of who we are and what we do! 😄 https://t.co/i3m3an9…

Mon, 23:44: RT @MimiMerlot: Me, learning to play Magic the Gathering: This is dangerous. Husbeast: Why? M: 'cos now I want to go to game stores and d…
Tue, 03:29: RT @JimSterling: 2019 is the year The Running Man takes place in. Welcome to the future. https://t.co/AsxgRByd26
Tue, 03:30: RT @alexsteacy: https://t.co/bosQW4VthU
Tue, 03:32: RT @markeburge: As always this is a game to mine personal information. https://t.co/CWFthbdXFi
Tue, 03:34: RT @Feli_Dragon: This is it, this is the image of the year https://t.co/ekvTVxJVBD
Tue, 03:35: RT @MovieMantz: HAPPY 2019!! We are now IN the year “BLADE RUNNER” takes place!! #HappyBladeRunnerYear https://t.co/1AuuyEv8ea
Tue, 03:37: RT @FuyuHangetsu: Before and after a quick edit of what is probably my favorite shot so far. #criticalrole https://t.co/39abRr07ds
Tue, 03:41: RT @Takahata101: https://t.co/nq8FDXv5VW
Tue, 03:42: RT @yugiohtas: J Jonah Jameson https://t.co/ULgd1HhGuX
Tue, 03:42: RT @johnneh: Pumped to see in the new year with the light of Earendil, our most beloved star https://t.co/fN2XKpOdbE

Tue, 03:42: RT @KyloR3n: let the past die. kill it if you have to.
Tue, 04:14: RT @thelindsayellis: Death of the Author - What is Brand™ May Never Die. https://t.co/Xx5mptPzJk
Tue, 04:17: RT @iamdevloper: 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎_𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚛_𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝_𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛()
Tue, 04:20: RT @stackslip: 36. https://t.co/dtKc6XYXQU
Tue, 04:21: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/46L2ngxQPB
Tue, 04:26: RT @InorgC2vMemes: protons are just boneless carbon https://t.co/3ytODzgMYI
Tue, 04:28: RT @Mike_Haracz: #Fire #NYE2018 https://t.co/pSRmEX5Vev
Tue, 04:31: RT @kylehebert: Can't wait for the live action "Into the Spiderverse". 😳 https://t.co/9kugi2FLyf
Tue, 04:36: RT @austinramzy: Guessing the autotranslate is a little off here (or this speech is wilder than expected) https://t.co/1ssWnWthQw
Tue, 04:37: RT @TodayinStarTrek: 2018: Events from within the Star Trek universe. Dax is born on Trill. Sleeper ships are made obsolete as sublight tec…

Tue, 04:45: RT @steveking_: https://t.co/0aMIgYNHCh
Tue, 05:20: RT @LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
Tue, 05:20: RT @ricardoautobahn: I'm so old I can't tell all these modern bands apart these days https://t.co/pnZrKsDCt4
Tue, 05:26: RDR2 Spoilers ahead When you work in the video game field, conversations with coworkers tend to be video-game-rela… https://t.co/ALlu0TKGAZ
Tue, 05:28: RT @RonanFarrow: My New Year’s resolution is 7680×4320.
Tue, 05:38: Just wondering... If I mention a character with the first name of Miles, who's the first one popping into your head? (Share if you'd like)
Tue, 07:10: RT @doktor_ebooks: Note to self: don't base difficulty on player level if the feature doesn't launch with the game.

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