My tweets

Thu, 22:58: Good news: I got the rest of my @DesertBus (and other) posters in frames, after many years! Bad news: I miscounted… https://t.co/T75w5GZVkl
Thu, 23:01: RT @SaffronOlive: This is a good way to make sure I read the rest of your email. https://t.co/zz4Ou9MA1h
Thu, 23:02: RT @BengineeringTV: Do it you cowards #MTGRNA https://t.co/ZgazpZihXI
Thu, 23:05: RT @loadingreadyrun: Here’s our #MTGRNA preview card, courtesy of @wizards_magic! Meet GUTTERBONES!! https://t.co/bIKBy71iK7
Thu, 23:11: RT @dreageekgirl: If you’re a streamer that •Has a team to run •You’re a parent •Have a full-time job •Have big responsibilities whatever…
Thu, 23:13: RT @nivenus: Waiiiiiit a minute. They don't have sergeants in the U.S. Navy 🤔. https://t.co/C8gSmBJOKM
Thu, 23:17: RT @icetsvu: Street name is Carney Fever. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a cat show gettin' paid to fondle Hippos.…
Thu, 23:17: RT @Clipart1994bot: LOOK3.BMF https://t.co/PM4o1DYtLz
Thu, 23:17: RT @YahtzeeCroshaw: Taste is a very arbitrary thing. It's perfectly acceptable to keep a dead relative's cremated bone dust in an urn in yo…
Thu, 23:27: RT @BotEquippedWith: GET EQUIPPED WITH MOOD BOARD https://t.co/dtxz69XL6D

Thu, 23:27: RT @badthingsdaily: Happy new year. A developer has just typo'd an upstream package installation to their laptop. There was a malicious…
Thu, 23:36: RT @FauxBen: how about "Loading" or "Connecting" or something that doesn't make me feel like a fourteen year old every time i see it https:…
Thu, 23:47: RT @SethEverman: some of you never had to use limewire to get music for your off-brand mp3 player and it shows
Thu, 23:49: RT @VmKid: No. #BryansSpamBox https://t.co/xrLiFLpu5a
Thu, 23:50: RT @FerButWithAGun: https://t.co/ZeiU0Hxos3
Fri, 00:01: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/1Tp8ftzkeb
Fri, 00:09: RT @curtofranklin: i don't know what 95% of y'alls names are, i just think of you as like "blanket on a dog guy" and "big teeth man"
Fri, 00:12: RT @MoistAndFrothy: the best exchange on twitter https://t.co/By4Qw85JQJ
Fri, 01:02: RT @kevinmax: I think I may have this made into a poster and framed in each of my kids rooms as a reminder? https://t.co/MQWfayTfTB
Fri, 01:06: RT @arthur_affect: @macphisto96 @AK_Quietus @SilvrtonguedDvl @evgasmic @draginol @ScottTykoski No The creative assets for the "open source…

Fri, 01:10: RT @Laser_Cat: The second best Radiohead album https://t.co/0Q09EPosiS
Fri, 01:11: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Ceiling. https://t.co/K3faHwDDY2 https://t.co/oRNIpvoOOD
Fri, 01:13: RT @OTBaseballPhoto: Polo Grounds & Yankee Stadium - Was able to date this photo 1938 because of several reasons, 1) no lights yet on Polo…
Fri, 01:17: RT @RvLeshrac: @pkkaos https://t.co/dR2CQvTDfD
Fri, 01:18: RT @SethMacFarlane: Well shit, let’s enjoy this while it lasts. https://t.co/l7vBc8DIge
Fri, 01:20: RT @elgoonishshive: I have a layer just for adding black shadows. I've named it Batman.
Fri, 02:47: RT @sarahashlev: my aunt got a new puppy and sent us this video and I think I’ve watched it approximately 37 times https://t.co/LCNZMU5urL
Fri, 02:48: RT @MikeLLunsford: well... #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0D3wcru3PQ
Fri, 02:50: RT @KrangTNelson: https://t.co/XMlWiozXe4
Fri, 02:52: RT @scalzi: Also, let's go ahead and just admit to ourselves that if the House of Representatives had regularly-scheduled dance-offs it wou…

Fri, 02:55: RT @livingcardsmtg: Rakdos guest hosts on The Great British Bake Off #MTGRNA https://t.co/jcK8h7ldbe
Fri, 03:09: RT @MinovskyArticle: Here’s an unintentionally handy graphic for those who still insist there isn’t a problem with Disney monopolizing an e…
Fri, 03:13: RT @gandibar: Through April 30, get your .bible domain for 50% off! https://t.co/ppFuA0ujrx
Fri, 03:14: RT @alamangoes: today on wildly impractical ph fashion: terrarium ternos (and other things) https://t.co/a19bP26faZ
Fri, 03:19: RT @abeautifulmind7: Stock markets explained in 15 secs. https://t.co/HmrWQP0AAK
Fri, 03:20: RT @PicturesFoIder: https://t.co/sW77By30dg
Fri, 03:20: RT @Rabe9: a person at Sydney's Church of Scientology just asked me if I could send my questions through via telex https://t.co/a1ZlRwakNt
Fri, 03:22: RT @saladinahmed: Hi I'm a newscaster in a movie. I deliver relevant information but I always wait until the exact moment the hero turns on…
Fri, 03:23: RT @emilyvgordon: Hi just popping up in your 2019 to let you know that The Fifth Element is still really fantastic and features stunning cl…
Fri, 05:06: RT @Crazzyintheusa: That’s awesome 😎 https://t.co/NOBTEBXVys

Fri, 05:06: RT @EliiMckenzie: Whoever says money doesn't buy happiness please transfer $500 to my account to see if it makes me smile or makes me sad
Fri, 05:07: RT @the_moviebob: THREAD: This is some of the most insipid clickbait titling I've seen posted to this ridiculous website in a long time; an…
Fri, 05:13: RT @muppetaphrodite: YOU: “Disney World is a weird place for childless adult couples to hang out.” ME: “...Soooo, who’s gonna break that ne…
Fri, 05:16: RT @theLLance: How Twitch actually enforces their rules https://t.co/aDi2gP9GvX
Fri, 05:16: RT @ellle_em: So that's where all those flash videos from like 2003 come from https://t.co/6bYO2R1SVA
Fri, 05:18: RT @stevecantsmell: @jameelajamil https://t.co/kmDd77wnIb
Fri, 08:37: RT @bromanconsul: Subj: URGENT!!! ------------------ GREETINGS. I AM DWARF PRINCE CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF ONE [1] MOUNTAIN HOARD. ASSET…
Fri, 08:37: RT @aoc_dances: Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual https://t.co/1fSiY8JIv1
Fri, 08:41: RT @ArmyOfMeat: Geoduck is pronounced "Gooey Duck" therefore Geodude is pronounced "Gooey Dude" Thank you for coming to my TED talk https:…
Fri, 08:44: RT @harleivy: i put the avengers theme song over the disney princesses wreck it ralph team up scene and it fit so well omfg... THEY are goi…

Fri, 08:45: RT @mattcolville: Cat: human I am dying Me: oh no! Cat: this is the end. Hear my piteous yowl Me: what's wrong?? Cat: there is no food Me:…
Fri, 08:47: RT @MTGGoldfish: Interesting Green card draw enchantment. More spoilers at https://t.co/nhAm99HPkH #MTGRNA https://t.co/HNRfahkdkD
Fri, 08:50: RT @CNET: Who needs the SNES Classic? https://t.co/Swfoknb5KV
Fri, 11:15: RT @TheLincoln: 📍 Sure sex is good, but | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ {\__/} ( • . •) I'm the sheriff of | / >🍑 hold my be…
Fri, 11:15: RT @TolarianCollege: I guess you could say she’s...frilled to be here! #MTGRNA https://t.co/6W3O6YZ60L
Fri, 11:16: RT @dhm: I’m sorry https://t.co/UKuYVByngj
Fri, 11:16: RT @leeflower: Debate is like sex: 1. You are never entitled to it, from anyone, ever. 2. Not everyone enjoys it and that's okay. 3. If yo…
Fri, 11:19: RT @thevalkyriors: men bitching about the video games that girls play as if red dead redemption isn’t just a more intense version of barbie…
Fri, 11:19: RT @dragan_security: TCP vs UDP https://t.co/6DJLTCxREA
Fri, 11:24: RT @stonecold2050: There is some idiot stamping this on five dollar bills, thinking the Lincoln Memorial is the White House. https://t.co/t…

Fri, 11:26: RT @johnnemann: Poking around my files I just found this super early test video from WTWTLW - I think it was an exploration of the first 3D…