My tweets

Mon, 13:17: RT @RosewattaStone: Enigma Drake #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/u77a2wvbGr
Mon, 13:17: RT @xkcdComic: Video Orientation https://t.co/NT1vlrYjg7 https://t.co/fg0aYBtJ2c https://t.co/dQcKNTiXry
Mon, 13:19: @lastfm Yo, I'm getting "502 Bad Gateway" errors on your site right now.
Mon, 13:20: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Thank you to everyone that has contributed so far, you make these comics possible! https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/…
Mon, 13:21: RT @foxmar320: If you want to help me replace my PS4 and TV that were fried during a recent thunderstorm here is the link. https://t.co/Iav…
Mon, 13:22: RT @HardDriveMag: Disturbing Poll Shows Majority of Population Still Unaware of Wordplay in “Miles Prower” https://t.co/8tmu44VYLT
Mon, 13:24: RT @BotEquippedWith: GET EQUIPPED WITH MISTAKE FUNNY https://t.co/4N7oVkSFTZ
Mon, 13:26: RT @UnarmedOracle: I'm live and continuing last week's Civ 6 game. Does Gathering Storm present us with a game that is possible for no one…
Mon, 13:27: RT @iamdevloper: when you find out there are still servers involved in "serverless" https://t.co/Bb1lnzHbmM
Mon, 13:27: RT @antivanfutch: everybody please never forget the best line in dao https://t.co/B3HpzRo5m9

Mon, 13:34: RT @zotakufilms: meet eggdog https://t.co/PEbKKgAqzs
Mon, 13:36: RT @mrjohndarby: me: I've got a date tonight and I need all the help I can get barber: ok [later] her: you look nice barber, from under…
Mon, 13:36: RT @VancityReynolds: It’s the 25th anniversary of John Candy’s passing. We cooked up a small tribute to a comedic genius and Canadian hero.…
Mon, 13:38: RT @charliesheen: L.P. you made every situation better, my man. your elegance your wit your charm and your giant heart, inspired and e…
Mon, 13:38: RT @CaydenVierra: Oops... I seem to have dropped some @Crunchyroll Premium+ Guest Passes. 💜 (•_•) <) )╯LQTS59RZPY9 / \ \(•_•) ( (>…
Mon, 13:38: RT @UnifierLyone: me on ellen ellen: so i heard you love the great old ones me: yeah (the studio trembles as it is approached by forms w…
Mon, 13:39: RT @feliciaday: I'm so sad about Luke Perry he was such a kind person. Enthusiastic and encouraging to everyone around him. <3 #RIP
Mon, 13:39: RT @_FloridaMan: https://t.co/DNAvQOlmbA
Mon, 13:40: RT @KateAurthur: Luke Perry's publicist has confirmed to @BuzzFeedNews that he has died. https://t.co/68XSkn9XiZ
Mon, 13:41: RT @6rineh: my mom said she likes rami malek bc he reminds her of our dog and i cannot unsee this https://t.co/0aOgGtRWwj

Mon, 13:42: RT @dakami: https://t.co/Wq92hKvb58
Mon, 13:42: RT @ASmallFiction: "I built you to take my place when I'm gone." "Doing what?" "Building robots, like yourself." "Why?" "The one who bu…
Mon, 13:43: RT @MizaeI: Today is the only day you can retweet this. Happy 20th birthday Pepsiman! https://t.co/w7EHtfueWA
Mon, 13:45: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/JVfuNiHBpv
Mon, 13:45: RT @StrangeCoisas: ??? https://t.co/cXnpUpXyoX
Mon, 13:46: RT @Pharmacistjudge: More MTG Arena, now with some random hums from Hamilton. https://t.co/DTelLPoYxO
Mon, 13:52: RT @CatrionaBlack: Don't think H&M thought this through. My children did. You can take the child out of Scotland... https://t.co/3uYw3Tlq6z
Mon, 13:59: RT @CNET: "You literally did the opposite of what a superhero is supposed to do" https://t.co/4gHLaqoJCz #Shazam https://t.co/f5OhexxI23
Mon, 14:15: RT @JimMFelton: We the New York Times have made a grave error in our reporting and would like to make it clear Chris Grayling is a thousand…
Mon, 14:15: RT @cin_ceja: My local newspaper, always doing research before publishing anything. https://t.co/TP8GnKWkqK

Mon, 15:36: RT @wbaltv11: Teen who defied mother’s wishes, got vaccinated expected to testify before Congress https://t.co/YPRmXCkSfl https://t.co/FK9k…
Mon, 16:38: RT @howardtayler: 1998: "This is why we can't have nice things." 2016: "No wait, THIS is why we can't have nice things." 2018: "Hold my bee…
Mon, 16:40: RT @sicklymtg: talking to blue players like https://t.co/wMEd9GNSMv
Mon, 16:41: RT @JamesMelville: James Acaster's teabag metaphor is quite possibly the most irreverently brilliant comment ever made on Brexit. https://…
Mon, 16:42: RT @kenklippenstein: https://t.co/pFrhg63F08
Mon, 16:44: RT @seriouslyclara: "I wish Twitch parties didn't always just have loud ass music where we can't hear each other." @TwitchVancouver: Hi. h…
Mon, 17:34: How ISPs Violate the Laws of Mathematics https://t.co/JIFvJEBbTl via @YouTube
Mon, 17:44: @alexsteacy I think this is in your wheelhouse of things you'd like. https://t.co/ekoJVYWhDD
Mon, 18:28: RT @ChrisHallbeck: What are you watching? https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/e6tHKlXbCn
Mon, 18:28: RT @DesertBus: Get your tax receipts! https://t.co/9WoWbwYlqf

Mon, 18:36: RT @MaryRobinette: Look. Some of my best friends are men. I'm married to a man. But men make up less than 50% of the population and only ab…
Mon, 18:44: RT @LateFiddle392: My coworker and I haven't played Magic in a years, excited to start playing again. Loving the simple and yet fun kitchen…
Mon, 18:47: RT @JadedEmpath: @The_Potato_Cat I saw this and was reminded of the FIRST part of all the fun last night... https://t.co/Xz4LnuRsK2
Mon, 18:56: Someone I know is having some medical issues and needs some help with payment. Please chip in if you can. https://t.co/32xgZnowaq
Mon, 19:09: RT @burgerdrome: the dating profile of every self-described 'gamer' https://t.co/6LHJxO7sKD
Mon, 19:12: Dear Tech Twitter: I've got a Colossus 2 capture card. Tried to record/stream with it for the first time on this PC… https://t.co/iqQEVFuA5P
Mon, 19:16: RT @TheOnion: "We gotta type up copies of our texts so we can print them out and burn those, too—you can’t be too careful with the witch hu…
Mon, 19:37: RT @dietinghippo: more progress on BATHDOOM. got some textures in, and the plastic pebbles around the bath really hurt when you step on 'em…
Mon, 19:37: RT @CollegeHumor: Cool! Definitely no ghosts in those! More Um, Actually every week on DROPOUT. Free trial here: https://t.co/6MNlOojFJy ht…
Mon, 20:06: RT @BernardPereda: Currently testing out the hypothesis that vans will always land right side up https://t.co/nan1IoLAIC

Mon, 20:07: RT @Perorationer: The Doctor said he needed to cut the finger to remove the ring. The Goldsmith said he needed to cut the ring to remove it…
Mon, 20:07: RT @loadingreadyrun: Time for CHECKPOINT! Gaming news and commentary. https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ https://t.co/5dCSVHaKJj