My tweets

Wed, 16:13: RT @sugarsh0t: Folks. I have endured 10 years of people telling me what I can put in or on my cane to make it hip and cool. Please stop…
Wed, 16:20: RT @Cade_Onder: Devil May Cry 5 also features the world’s greatest cutscene literally ever. My jaw fell to the god damn floor. https://t.c…
Wed, 16:24: RT @CollegeHumor: https://t.co/8evnTr7CE5
Wed, 16:28: RT @AP4Liberty: It bears repeating that illegal immigration will continue so long as we make it difficult to immigrate legally and so long…
Wed, 16:35: RT @TheHellzGates: Dude: hey bud, f4f on twitch? Me: hey man, no thanks I don’t condone or believe that’s real support because a follower…
Wed, 17:33: RT @LastStarfarer: not biggest fan of the direction the system shock 2 remake is taking https://t.co/fEFDjaLn4F
Wed, 19:24: My Relationship with Jenny Read: https://t.co/46AsIpCc7x
Wed, 19:26: RT @KenJennings: I’ve said this before but Alex Trebek is in a way the last Cronkite: authoritative, reassuring TV voice you hear every nig…
Wed, 19:26: RT @BibliovoreOrc: Brookline turkeys do not give a fuck. https://t.co/H5n0wdyZhx
Wed, 19:36: RT @sokane1: Trump just called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple” https://t.co/gTHHtjWvc9

Wed, 19:48: RT @ShoreLeaveCon: #ICYMI, @MichaelShanks will be joining us this summer for #ShoreLeave41! https://t.co/UZszpmNmt9
Wed, 19:49: RT @BWheelerMTG: Mana Crypt up to 3 points, and Personal Tutor removed from the points list https://t.co/K2i6csIfTH
Wed, 19:50: RT @Em_TeeGee: Me on Ellen Ellen: So I heard your favorite Magic card is Gitaxian Probe Me: Ye *clamps snap around my wrists and head,…
Wed, 22:20: RT @nicknprince: Ellen: so I hear you play Magic Me: I do! Ellen: and I hear Black Lotus is the most valuable card Me: omg you didn't!…
Wed, 22:23: RT @billwurtz: 'Boss' is short for 'Bob Ross'
Wed, 22:23: RT @theskywaker: thank you, zelda… …the hero of hyrule. https://t.co/gtc8OHZIpm
Wed, 22:27: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/MayrEIfqrd
Wed, 22:29: RT @olivebrinker: Rae the Doe #221 - Redesign 🦌 https://t.co/BmOmaiIK5q ☕️ https://t.co/hxCZxBTXTl https://t.co/1tqKQW6WsP
Wed, 22:29: RT @MichaelGalanin: Wood you look at that? https://t.co/2t2AEZNWRe
Wed, 22:30: RT @VivinkArt: when they finally make Pokemon Australia https://t.co/rJVasiR6D2

Wed, 22:34: RT @KenJac: I have absolutely no idea what this is or why they posted it on a lip sync app, but nice job Gary https://t.co/sz6lJ11XDX
Wed, 22:35: RT @KRADeC: A calls B fat. B calls A on insulting her. B's Twitter account suspended. Because that totally makes sense. I don't know A (…
Wed, 22:35: RT @sithobserver: They really hit the nail on the head https://t.co/QcgrGJtZNG
Wed, 22:36: RT @emmelinedraws: Just a reminder! ❤️✨ https://t.co/rjOk7zLk5u
Wed, 22:38: RT @katierosman: Screen-grabbed from Facebook: a teacher had her students turn their phone volume up and create a collective record of the…
Wed, 22:40: RT @aecoppock: @katierosman What an amazing classroom activity. #dataviz in real time. Here's a bar chart of the data. https://t.co/0hcyA…
Wed, 22:51: RT @cylussec: This is why dedicated bus lanes work. This is why we need more. Despite picking up passengers, we are blowing down Pratt. htt…
Wed, 22:56: RT @WholesomeMeme: Wholesome engineer https://t.co/PjAw91KSbn
Wed, 22:56: RT @ItsAndyRyan: I'm close to breaking this whole thing wide open https://t.co/mdZ6yWgLyc
Wed, 22:57: RT @Lyinginbedmon: Imagine working a late shift on the ISS and hearing a radio signal you don't recognise. "Come in Houston, this is Apoll…

Wed, 23:01: RT @doktor_ebooks: How am I doing?
Wed, 23:14: RT @LightsCameraPod: What would it be like if J. Jonah Jameson was in 'Avengers: Endgame'? J.K. Simmons reprised his 'Spider-Man' characte…
Wed, 23:16: RT @levarburton: In the name of all that is good, please God, grant #AlexTrebek all of the health and vitality that you can! #teamtrebek
Wed, 23:18: RT @RikerGoogling: starship security lockout forgot password
Wed, 23:20: RT @wbaltv11: Owner: Surveillance video shows mail carrier routinely pepper-spraying dog https://t.co/l1sHoO0AW0 https://t.co/ZydJ75nKy6