My tweets

Wed, 12:58: RT @LordHosk: (goes up to @HomeDepot self checkout with ~$15 in nuts, bolts and washers, no way to scan them press call for assistance) Cle…
Wed, 13:05: RT @robynhfrost: The creative process https://t.co/6chlvib35V
Wed, 13:05: RT @SarahCAndersen: https://t.co/kIDeSCTNQy
Wed, 13:05: RT @1followernodad: Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarri…
Wed, 13:08: RT @lachasso: i laughed way too much at this https://t.co/s66WiJy7T7
Wed, 13:10: RT @ClickHole: Huge breakthrough! https://t.co/ynVES8xxiw
Wed, 13:11: RT @JadedEmpath: https://t.co/jW3pkMs0aQ Yeah; it's like that...
Wed, 13:13: @xxdegausser https://t.co/C8Co0sVFf0
Wed, 13:21: RT @kalebhorton: Pretty crazy that William H Macy has a good shot of getting arrested for something every single William H Macy character w…
Wed, 13:21: RT @_Teejay5: not giving up until i make a complete trap banger in unity https://t.co/6WVcbb1AQv

Wed, 13:23: RT @bobvulfov: ADMISSIONS OFFICE: ur child was not accepted to our college FELICITY HUFFMAN: then i will have to do a crime ADMISSIONS OFFI…
Wed, 13:25: RT @IHLaking: this cat has the greatest character arc i’ve seen in recent times 📖 https://t.co/RTDxpMNTJA
Wed, 13:25: RT @FalKoopa_: https://t.co/WntUg4xESB
Wed, 13:27: RT @Leacharbonnier_: @beccahallstedt to be a good human being at GDC remember: -don't drug people ever even if they put a drink down -dont…
Wed, 13:31: RT @loadingreadyrun: Graham’s going live on the Magic channel for some drafting on Arena! Join him, won’t you? https://t.co/sLkRrKMsEC http…
Wed, 13:31: RT @pienar: age 5: i want to be a dog when i grow up age 21: i want an office job to make money after college age 25: i want to be a dog…
Wed, 13:33: RT @realJ_Mitchell: Things got better. Did students still text? Absolutely. Did they play games? Sometimes. But I was able to talk with the…
Wed, 13:35: RT @Card_Kingdom: HA! https://t.co/xVHP4lQNyi
Wed, 13:46: RT @KrispyKrabby: @Toadsanime Hiding likes and RTs makes Twitter lose its whole appeal tbh
Wed, 13:47: RT @LonelyGoomba: @Toadsanime Can I atleast see my own likes / retweet numbers? Otherwise, I think the site is gonna lose some of the charm…

Wed, 13:48: RT @babyspy75: GOODBYE! Au revoir! #Brexit https://t.co/UY3jYLKhfP
Wed, 13:54: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/Ve5zYH19WR
Wed, 13:54: RT @greywulf: Thing I had to do today: set up an email server from scratch. Thing I always swear never to do again not if you pay me a bill…
Wed, 13:56: RT @theLLance: What it's like living with an anime character https://t.co/GIPRloTkva
Wed, 13:57: RT @TheBabylonBee: Exasperated Olive Garden Waitress Asks Bernie Sanders If He's Just Gonna Sit There Eating Free Breadsticks All Night htt…
Wed, 13:58: RT @GlennHauman: Summary judgment at last we’ve received, And so victory has been finally achieved. The judge has ruled our book’s fair use…
Wed, 13:58: RT @UnarmedOracle: We've been tested and found where we're willing to stand, and now the powers of the last city build their strategies on…
Wed, 13:59: RT @siouxperjen: @ElrissConecta @ErynnBrook https://t.co/BLNZLFG4Dj
Wed, 14:02: RT @lisaphillips: Twitter didn't have an offline backup of Tweets or User data until ~2011 (5 years after start) until a Latina without any…
Wed, 14:05: RT @wizards_magic: Ravnica Allegiance is now available in #MagicPuzzleQuest in a new update from @MtGPuzzleQuest! #MTGRNA Download here: h…

Wed, 14:06: RT @latoyadjordan: Part of their punishment should be to pay off the student loan debt of students who actually put in the time & work to g…
Wed, 14:07: RT @CanYouPetTheDog: With the aid of the Woof3D mod, you can pet the dog in Wolfenstein 3D https://t.co/QyyP85MoIs https://t.co/jJZMV9M66C
Wed, 14:14: RT @FreddyInSpace: Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel are both super important successes for female-led action movies. but let's not overlook…
Wed, 14:14: RT @thatsmytrunks: https://t.co/rF3w4IRArO
Wed, 14:14: RT @headfallsoff: lmao twitter is cracking down on The Ratio as it is the biggest problem on twitter today for the people who run twitter h…
Wed, 14:15: RT @NaomiKyle: FUCKING LOL. 🤣🤣 https://t.co/RKSPUkyQ4m
Wed, 22:37: RT @krisstraub: this is a tone-deaf response to making twitter “friendlier” and may be the thing that makes me change how i use twitter, in…
Wed, 22:41: RT @thecwebs995: @Card_Kingdom https://t.co/GsUwn9DF1H
Wed, 22:42: RT @real_diegoidi: @Card_Kingdom I love EDH! ❤️ https://t.co/Y81Seeqosq
Wed, 22:45: RT @thescarab463: @Card_Kingdom https://t.co/W0hRwLFWNG

Wed, 22:46: RT @Evan__FF: @Card_Kingdom ☺️ it me https://t.co/vJP6U9dvEP
Wed, 22:48: RT @Carsonogenics: @Card_Kingdom https://t.co/kaR4PjhM0J
Wed, 22:48: RT @Carsonogenics: @Card_Kingdom https://t.co/V4b8RCx3hH
Wed, 22:52: RT @earthdyedred: @Card_Kingdom When you try to make someone demonstrate the combo they netdecked an hour ago: https://t.co/HevgCzninS
Wed, 22:52: RT @dolfo10564: @Card_Kingdom https://t.co/QZXMMe4S7H
Wed, 22:55: RT @SmoothMcGroove: Thanks to everyone who's been coming to the drum streams lately. It's been fun slowly getting back into shape enough to…
Wed, 22:56: RT @omglazerkittens: Excuse me? NO. LINKEDIN 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DATING 👏 PLATFORM 👏 https://t.co/E4WaczHifL
Wed, 22:57: RT @negaoryx: throwback to 2017 when my polydactyl kitten was 90% paws and 100% curious about e v e r y t h i n g https://t.co/bz1W3hEqf9
Wed, 22:59: RT @sicklymtg: So my school had packs on sale for 75% off I may or may not have cleaned them out https://t.co/0p53JC58Sd
Wed, 22:59: RT @dduane: Status report: "So you can watch the continuing train wreck that is British politics at the moment, or THOR: RAGNAROK." ... (h…

Wed, 23:00: RT @derekwebb: what do you do when you realize you won’t have your cd order in time for your first weekend of shows? you borrow a cd duplic…
Wed, 23:33: RT @TarmoKat: https://t.co/PYSM1Z6bwu
Wed, 23:33: RT @FeministaJones: Protect Emma at all costs https://t.co/EoG32lit6n
Wed, 23:34: RT @Metox_1: Metox Streams || Spore seems to be working so I'll play some more. (Day 72 of 365) #TwitchAffilate #Spore #Maxis #365DaysOfStr…
Wed, 23:44: @Metox_1 So here's my Steam profile: https://t.co/aYglU74DGc For my EA info, my regular email/username is the one to look for.
Wed, 23:45: @BlazeAgent909 Yo dude, you OK over there? You know your stream is running still?
Thu, 00:24: RT @daytonward: We've tracked down who's responsible for #FacebookDown. https://t.co/OBcHLK5fYO
Thu, 00:28: RT @daytonward: Everybody who can’t post on Facebook or Instagram, watching as other people post to Facebook and Instagram: https://t.co/P4…
Thu, 02:15: RT @qikipedia: According to Mario Puzo, he didn’t know what he was doing when he adapted his novel into screenplays for The Godfather I & I…
Thu, 02:16: RT @YouHadOneJ0B: Don’t try and cheat the system. https://t.co/kEctCvucvT

Thu, 02:18: RT @achkasov: @thedex98 @AdmiralMemo @lachasso https://t.co/8TSPW7LF99
Thu, 02:31: RT @TomthunkitsMind: Video of trump saying that Melania “really wanted to be here”...while she’s standing next to him. https://t.co/3RyS9am…
Thu, 02:32: RT @GavinVerhey: I love the #JoCoCruise: https://t.co/lHOdgk2YG5
Thu, 03:25: RT @The_Law_Boy: It's cool that Twitter is hiding likes and RTs, because I don't tweet for external validation at all but rather my sincere…
Thu, 03:28: RT @cisforfrenchfry: #Butterflymigration / Butterfly Invasion 2019 https://t.co/cGDCXZ3U2h
Thu, 03:28: RT @luulubuu: Dwarf Fortress is coming to steam and itch. io so I thought it was a good moment to remind you about the game's patch notes;…
Thu, 03:30: RT @Game_Boy_422: @CanYouPetTheDog But you can play fetch with it https://t.co/MqXOlL05jk
Thu, 03:31: RT @CanYouPetTheDog: You cannot pet the dog in Half-Life 2 https://t.co/4lIZOnh3Mc
Thu, 03:31: RT @CanYouPetTheDog: You cannot pet the dog in Half-Life 2 https://t.co/4lIZOnh3Mc
Thu, 03:36: RT @Jacobb1Liam: rt if you've ever: - self-harmed - attempted suicide - been to a therapist - cancelled on things because you don't have t…

Thu, 03:38: RT @karleemma: is my boyfriend broken https://t.co/StJBDXsG4D
Thu, 03:39: RT @Netxing: Wh000tttt MagSpoof & NFCopy... together... https://t.co/YkjWcr7Czf
Thu, 03:40: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: “And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.” https://t.co/ocr2XtJWVk
Thu, 03:41: RT @colorpulp: i left this note on an suv parked in 1.5 compact parking spots 🤡 https://t.co/rNhB3SiexB
Thu, 04:17: I need someone or something to remind me when Astroneer releases new content so I can bring this clip up again. :-D https://t.co/qP9akV78NR
Thu, 04:21: RT @tedlieu: I am authorized to make the following statement: If you feel silenced by an NDA and need help from a Congressional committee,…
Thu, 04:22: RT @_youhadonejob1: I absolutely love this guy. #hero https://t.co/wtreMT5mes
Thu, 04:24: RT @nicknprince: Players at your LGS when literally anything wheels https://t.co/fFbIqJ0MJr
Thu, 04:25: RT @DrJenGunter: If you are going to send me nasty messages they will not be private. The end. https://t.co/YaVuREwETv
Thu, 04:34: RT @Kram_Burger: Making final checks for the Autumnal Rumble 3 tomorrow. We take this very seriously. https://t.co/JoiEx4Lh3q

Thu, 04:35: RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/QaEKMkgXM0
Thu, 05:03: RT @TheProxyGuy: I love the internet. Stolen from imgur. https://t.co/LC1KACOjc4
Thu, 05:03: RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/OeQ3MpxINo
Thu, 05:04: RT @Skoogeth: i look down at my red-covered hands and breathe a sigh of relief. “it’s done,” i say. “he can’t hurt our town anymore.” “oh…
Thu, 05:07: RT @PeterZaitsev: Adventures in UTF8 Land - One string can have many representations. Alessandro Segala I wonder how different databases ha…
Thu, 05:13: RT @FunkDeLaFletch: When your hair is as long as @SaffronOlive's, your career choices are limited. Musician? Pro wrestler? Charismatic MTG…
Thu, 05:17: RT @OregonJOBS2: Did you know Kansas has tornado prevention dogs? https://t.co/um3uXKviBz
Thu, 05:20: RT @FanSince09: Because trying to get a job mid- recession created a culture of young employees being overworked and underpaid that has cre…
Thu, 05:21: RT @UnburntWitch: oh hm i wonder what ever happened to american mcgee-whAT https://t.co/kCFGy705kR
Thu, 05:22: RT @pixelatedboat: Biden 2020: “Let’s do 9/11 again” https://t.co/Ubu6xsmcOR

Thu, 05:24: RT @RealSteveCox: Imagine if you had $1000 in your pocket and someone told you, “We can fix Flint, Michigan’s water immediately for a total…
Thu, 05:27: RT @caitiedelaney: hope y'all like tweets about my anxiety as much as tweets about audio engineers
Thu, 11:38: RT @MahouShoujoD: Capybaras are now called Guinea Bigs
Thu, 11:40: OK, so UK folks help me out... I haven't really been following along with your politics, so let me know... After a… https://t.co/6mTgFRxy3c
Thu, 11:43: RT @InaBetaGaming: If you're at a party, it's generally rude to announce: - you're leaving for another party - you're having your own part…

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