My tweets

Sun, 14:26: RT @krees: Alternatives to "Hey guys" hey team hey crew hey all hey folks hey people hey peeps hey y'all hey everyone hey pals hey friends…
Sun, 14:27: RT @EastSideKris: WHO DID THIS???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/eJ5i23PVQB
Sun, 14:32: RT @SageOfSquirrels: #WhereWasThis when I was in O-Chem? Would have been #SuperHelpful! https://t.co/ytjjbMZU96
Sun, 14:33: RT @BahuWrites: Dracula: *transforms into a bat* Me: OMG flappy sky puppy come here there is a blanket and I've got the brushybrushy for…
Sun, 14:34: RT @ShinkariAlex: No one: Cats at 3am: https://t.co/Dv0reZfdyK
Sun, 14:35: RT @ColdmanHot: cracking up at the difference between the US and UK versions of Dennis the Menace https://t.co/bh1yiS5vFu
Sun, 14:35: RT @timcarvell: JK Rowling: “Aslan was, like, balls-deep into Reepicheep.” Me: “Those aren’t even your charac—“ JK Rowling: “Balls. Deep.”
Sun, 14:56: RT @TwoClawsMedia: YOU: Oh look, they dyed the river green ME, AN ARTIST: Oh look, they dyed the river chroma key green #StPatricksDay htt…
Sun, 14:57: .... SON OF A... I SLEPT THROUGH LOADINGREADYLIVE LAST NIGHT AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS NEXT WE… https://t.co/1DoZOVP09h
Sun, 16:32: RT @GIFmodel: in case you wonder what version of Microsoft FrontPage did God use, I looked it up: 4.0 https://t.co/3pbBJAI0aM

Sun, 16:33: RT @hacks4pancakes: If I can google your 5/10 of your stored password hashes and see what they are instantly in results, you’re basically n…
Sun, 16:33: RT @vectorpoem: Myspace lost over 10 years worth of everyone's uploaded music. Don't put your work into lobster traps, people. Or if you mu…
Sun, 16:34: RT @Lyinginbedmon: Was inspired (by Things™️) to make a modern HD version of an old @Kathleen_LRR gif, because the alternative right now is…
Sun, 16:50: RT @ireallyshouldbe: @hels @katiemingle of @99piorg has the best best best "auto-response" for these complaints that she receives: https://…
Sun, 16:50: RT @BeingHolli: @hels @fuggirls Time to use my new favorite meme. https://t.co/3DzN8sgjRZ
Sun, 16:54: RT @stonecold2050: Just remember only trained professionals should have firearms. https://t.co/UadgjOm69R
Sun, 16:54: RT @kateleth: ALRIGHT THAT’S ALL FOLKS https://t.co/ai14Rm9HRr
Sun, 17:00: RT @VmKid: And ads before watching wouldn't be so bad if they didn't constantly break shit. Midroll ads frequently break both Twitch and Yo…
Sun, 17:02: RT @leinweber: https://t.co/Z9AkdXfRMh
Sun, 17:03: RT @RvLeshrac: Well, @Discover *almost* had me as a customer, shame that their application tries to "validate" email addresses, and, as EVE…

Sun, 17:04: RT @SmoothMcGroove: A drum stream approaches...in five minutes! https://t.co/NWakBjzMjt https://t.co/bpVTq4mgQn
Sun, 17:04: RT @Mr_Meowwwgi: Gremlins help lady make bed https://t.co/Iedw2pITB9
Sun, 17:10: RT @wolfchasing: me when ppl talk shit about star trek discovery https://t.co/yLYdOtCqUB
Sun, 17:13: RT @sugarsh0t: Oopsy. That was a way longer delay than I'd intended but I would have been real grumpy without a shower and some breakfast.…
Sun, 17:15: RT @KathryneHusk: At a grocery store, a woman made a beeline to me and, w/ no introduction, asked, "Can you have sex?" It wasn't the 1st t…
Sun, 17:16: RT @ChrisDoohan: Just to see you smile! #StarTrek #AnimalsofTrek https://t.co/6b0fibfvxO
Sun, 17:16: RT @BranVanChemist: My dad is in a nursing home on dialysis. My MIL has pulmonary fibrosis and ICYMI, there is no cure. My dog has had 3 se…
Sun, 17:28: RT @rutjake: @zerstoerer @bombsfall https://t.co/ChJ2ti4Np3
Sun, 17:32: RT @userjaymes: Nobody: Pugs: https://t.co/LmTHXf41jk
Sun, 17:33: RT @CollegeHumor: Watch the first 6 episodes of Total Forgiveness now with a free trial of DROPOUT: https://t.co/7vIs6tOSm7 https://t.co/P2…

Sun, 18:49: RT @LRRbot: "How come games like Gone Home and Dear Esther get questioned on being actual games and *** like this isn't brought up?" —Alex
Sun, 18:49: RT @JonTetrino: Going LIVE as I continue my permadeath run of Subnautica! Come join me as I go deeper still - I have no idea what I'm doing…
Sun, 18:51: RT @ellennn456: There is only one way to punish #ssbu_shulk https://t.co/CUeem4NzK1
Sun, 18:53: RT @kasiababis: I don't know who made the original, but I fixed it https://t.co/lFBtmTgXNW
Sun, 18:54: RT @TheBabylonBee: Bernie Sanders Captures Leprechaun To Confiscate Gold For Redistribution https://t.co/9Z72Wd83jy
Sun, 18:54: RT @saladinahmed: The great Dick Dale, godfather of surf rock, has passed. Dale, born Richard Monsour, was Lebanese American, raised in a…
Sun, 18:55: RT @RedNightmare7: Back on my bullshit as we play through the Destiny 2 story and see what worked and what didn't. Stream Time: https://t.…
Sun, 18:55: RT @JonTetrino: As mentioned at the end of last night's stream, we're opening a donation goal for a new mic setup for our Twitching and oth…
Sun, 18:57: RT @yugiohtas: Everyone: JK Rowling: Pot of Greed allows you to draw two cards.
Sun, 19:02: RT @POCGamer: Gamers: "No one wants diversity in games, stop forcing it!" Diverse Gamers: "We do." G: "There's no demand!" DG: https://t.co…

Sun, 19:02: RT @Matt_LRR: The people have spoke, and made their will known. With a commanding plurality of the vote, Final Fantasy IX will be the next…
Sun, 19:03: RT @dduane: (covers eyes) @p_mowood's Law: "If there's a warning sign against a behavior, no matter how ridiculous or self-damaging it seem…
Sun, 19:03: RT @YouHadOneJ0B: Who does that? https://t.co/JaNzZ90JHL
Sun, 19:05: RT @DavidJuurlink: Oh hi, toxicologist here. Delete your account. https://t.co/VTRIYi9LUA
Sun, 19:06: RT @ellle_em: Me: I would like to go to sleep now Brain: you can't Me: why? Brain: you haven't Done Enough Me: done enough...what? Brain: E…
Sun, 19:07: RT @hacks4pancakes: We’re really past a point where failing to reasonably securely store user’s password or pin should mean a failure under…
Sun, 19:09: RT @James_LRR: Just a reminder that after a short hiatus How 'Bout No has returned to weekly updates. If you remember and enjoyed my old "T…
Sun, 19:10: RT @HowBoutNoComic: Welcome back to us! Read the Patron post here -> https://t.co/BihSFSv5Fa <3 TQ @SlyTQ #webcomic #howboutno #howboutnoc…
Sun, 19:10: RT @The_Potato_Cat: The stream has changed! Welcome to the slaughterhouse folks! https://t.co/sUk2YXhGIC Watch as the madman deathruns #D…
Sun, 19:11: RT @lgbtdiegoo: IN THE ENDGAME TRAILER THERE IS A SCENE WHERE THERE IS A DOG ALL ALONE PROBABLY WATING FOR THEIR OWNERS TO COME BACK BUT TH…

Mon, 08:07: RT @lucyamorris: please i need someone to explain this room layout to me https://t.co/CO23GJhKxq
Mon, 08:10: RT @moddyfronklon: y’all want to see the grossest thing I’ve ever recorded https://t.co/nPvZI6uWY7
Mon, 08:16: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Call it. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/31A1hwcqZL
Mon, 08:17: RT @xiaodanart: 2 types of players #theadventurezone #thezonecast https://t.co/OecuFC7iI7
Mon, 08:18: RT @EricDSnider: J.K. Rowling Confirms Some Characters in Her Books and Movies Are Gay Everywhere Except in the Books or the Movies https:/…
Mon, 08:18: RT @WakeUpSuper: I’ve landed in San Fran for GDC and fuuuuuuck my talk is less than 24 hours away send help
Mon, 08:57: RT @innesmck: jk rowling in a frenzy, tearing through her books trying to find a character she can assign a marginalized identity so the ki…
Mon, 08:57: RT @32BJSEIU: It’s tea time: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ _ \ If you can't afford…
Mon, 08:58: RT @Buffalojilll: [1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over] Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok? Him: ya that's fine! *I reach over…
Mon, 08:58: RT @thelindsayellis: nobody: JK Rowling: dumblelore didnt fuck his cat. he didnt cum on his cat. he didnt put his dick anywhere near his…

Mon, 08:59: RT @charliejane: MAYOR: WTF half our buildings just sank several feet and then collapsed and millions are homeless. How could this have hap…
Mon, 09:01: RT @grxcia: yessss hunny, I hate a “thats their job” ass bitch https://t.co/fTMnQQMhhD
Mon, 09:11: RT @TakedownMRAs: "Egg boy deserved to be punched! Also, let us fuck little girls!" - Men's Rights Activists https://t.co/ID409Mnd5n
Mon, 09:13: RT @DelilahSDawson: My 12yo daughter is watering my plants while I'm at ECCC, and she sent me this pic today. She was freaking out, worried…
Mon, 09:13: RT @_kaburi_: I know I'm primary Panic, but what's my other type? https://t.co/XRmDQle1wN
Mon, 09:13: RT @misslaneym: Not all heroes wear capes https://t.co/8KYZvcP1Bo
Mon, 09:14: RT @BotEquippedWith: GET EQUIPPED WITH MAN EGG https://t.co/Uy8Pf2a5BH
Mon, 09:15: RT @tithenai: Today I learned that Dick Dale - died - was Lebanese-American - recorded "Misirlou" on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack - but…
Mon, 09:35: RT @JacobLenstar: something tells me this game was not meant for modern hardware https://t.co/hySkPTwzDW
Mon, 09:38: RT @VPestilenZ: Wow, so this Engineering student designed a smartphone "airbag" which deploys upon a fall. I need 3 please https://t.co/HZp…

Mon, 09:41: RT @theblondeMD: Women can look however the fuck they want to, thanks for coming to my TED talk. https://t.co/KlWoeiDsMC
Mon, 10:03: RT @thetweetcam: “A depiction of the female experience” https://t.co/fRVdGPK6MO
Mon, 10:06: RT @drgonzo123: #BREXIT (abridged) https://t.co/G87lp7Gxs1
Mon, 10:08: RT @KaiserNeko: This idea that blocking people on Twitter is somehow indicative of weakness in any way is a fucking joke. Nobody has to li…
Mon, 10:08: RT @Xibuna: Artists on the first day of a convention vs artists on the last day of a convention https://t.co/uczT2FXamo
Mon, 10:12: RT @instant_grat: the two moods [https://t.co/MNHSEx5XzA] https://t.co/eKYiXVS0Ad
Mon, 10:12: RT @lAndrewh98: Neurotypical person: "Lol, I'm sorry I forgot, I'm so ADHD" Me, a human with ADHD: No worries Me: "Sorry, I forgot, I have…
Mon, 10:14: RT @mikegalsworthy: Well played, that man. https://t.co/UiTVQ4I2A4
Mon, 10:19: RT @yugiohtas: I’ve seen people legitimately angry with how Nick Fury lost his eye and I just wanna give them a big hug and tell them every…
Mon, 10:21: RT @omershapira: just realized that “delete this” is valid and correct C++

Mon, 10:22: RT @TheOnion: Boston Mayor Throws Out First Punch At St. Patrick’s Day Parade https://t.co/0coYiQKEXF https://t.co/38LQR78JLI
Mon, 10:23: RT @_hurricanenikki: Hey @Barclaycard - it’s 2019! How come I can’t be both female and a doctor?! #everydaysexism #everydaymisogyny https:/…
Mon, 10:28: RT @goosebots: https://t.co/m9S0Nvn7I1
Mon, 10:28: RT @mistertodd: New Zealand's biggest ISP has blocked access to 8chan (among other sites) in the wake of the attacks. Just like that. ...a…
Mon, 10:29: RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/upBpbDnOYq
Mon, 10:30: RT @Foone: I would like to complain that Resident Evil 2 (remake) released in 2019 but set in 1998 (like the game it's remaking) contains t…
Mon, 10:31: RT @BadConservart: How am I not surprised. https://t.co/QBaQD7J2kw
Mon, 10:32: RT @AP4Liberty: https://t.co/rZx20JIcub
Mon, 10:32: RT @Clipart1994bot: HOLIDAY.BMF https://t.co/v0vNDPJW94
Mon, 10:34: RT @Delafina777: This is my new Maine Coon boy. He is 90% ears. https://t.co/rT8w0SD5J4

Mon, 11:31: RT @reallifecomics: Real Life Comic for March 18, 2019 https://t.co/yvqAhH4397 Share and Enjoy! https://t.co/dMHiPDnwTg
Mon, 11:31: RT @RosewattaStone: The Chain Veil #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/FlHPUQpoXb
Mon, 11:32: RT @MoniqueCraine: Using this device is abuse of autistic children. Do neurotypical’s not understand that autistic ‘behaviours’ like rockin…

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