My tweets

Wed, 16:29: RT @TolarianCollege: Just FYI, I'm not dead. https://t.co/PHdkyZxGuj
Wed, 16:32: RT @ASmallFiction: "My magic amulet stops time! I'll get so much done!" he said. "Not procrastinate longer?" she said. "What? No," he sai…
Wed, 16:33: RT @Card_Kingdom: The standard is dabbing to the right, but depending on which side you're more comfortable with you can be Ambidabsterous.…
Wed, 16:35: RT @dixonij: Hey KFC, come collect your new Colonel Sanders. https://t.co/B4xqWRhuil
Wed, 16:37: RT @MicroSFF: They killed him, but thirst for revenge brought him back, as a spirit of vengeance. Only, not a very strong one. If he pushed…
Wed, 16:45: RT @TrakoZG: The thing everyone forgets about in these Stadia takes is that Comcast exists. No one can afford 20GB/hr for gameplay bandwid…
Wed, 16:49: RT @emerszi: @SusanArendt it’s especially stupid because of how high maintenance pc gaming is, it’s like “oh you have a dog, you’re not a r…
Wed, 16:52: RT @transwicccan: holy shit this is so accurate https://t.co/XrPvtDgLoU
Wed, 16:53: RT @sergeyager: Why hello there, We're back with Civ 6. Join the Phoenician Empire as we do our best to win via Science or Diplomacy. Hone…
Wed, 16:56: RT @blakeir: every person in esports has had this conversation at least 1000x. https://t.co/Y5tnznBSC3

Wed, 17:02: RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/Noolj1sWjc https://t.co/5U3WweOzoy
Wed, 17:04: RT @Felix_Asturias: I felt a responsibility to edit this https://t.co/gMqtRWSM3p
Wed, 17:13: RT @UnarmedOracle: Everyone: The Drifter: you know hive knights taste pretty good steamed then dipped in garlic butte- My Hunter: TELL ME…
Wed, 17:14: RT @EndangeredComic: “support artists” - but cuts my credit off 🤷‍♂️😄 https://t.co/ii6RZn0eSi
Wed, 17:15: RT @JaysonsRage: @Skatunenetwork https://t.co/uKeNN6iqoi
Wed, 17:20: RT @maxtimot: @Skatunenetwork @EndangeredComic https://t.co/DZdL5LVDvZ
Wed, 17:21: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/6SHbKlG43a
Wed, 17:21: RT @0xabad1dea: Reminder: if you post a photo of your mail and black out your address you MUST black out those little printed tick marks al…
Wed, 17:24: RT @Hbomberguy: genuinely depressing watching a robot tell you it is going to die and then do a dance https://t.co/BT6en3Mcoa
Wed, 17:30: RT @EliiMckenzie: Make mistakes constantly so you can be a better person in a future

Wed, 17:31: RT @unusualImagery: https://t.co/VuN8uaqZ25
Wed, 17:36: Sometimes I think I get a little too cheeky naming my @MtGPuzzleQuest decks. Just redid my Ixalan Vraska deck to ju… https://t.co/VersVCr8GP
Wed, 17:38: RT @ldottxt: Watching everyone realize that @Texan_Reverend and I are getting married at 4:20 on 6/9 and our 50th anniversary will be 6/9/6…
Wed, 18:02: RT @hmsnofun: getting a lot of comments saying things like "i wanted to wait for the right time to start my patreon." ya'll, just do it. y…
Wed, 18:09: RT @Skoogeth: date: my favorite book is 1984 me: oh who wrote that? date: george orwell me: ah yes [adjusting my glasses] the popcorn man
Wed, 18:12: RT @jonrog1: Hi, UTA I'm a showrunner with a physics degree and if you need someone to drive over and explain the difference between "avera…
Wed, 18:14: RT @meakoopa: currently receiving torrents of images of dead victims of the shooting in my DMs followed by the words “subscribe to pewdiepi…
Wed, 18:15: RT @hirokonishimura: "You’re living in poverty because you sometimes buy snacks. You’re on the verge of eviction because you, minimum wage…
Wed, 18:16: RT @tha_rami: When my Uber driver learned I was a game dev she turned around, thanked me, and explained her son had a condition that causes…
Wed, 18:18: RT @coL_Amazonian: me, an engineer: I should make data backed decisions me, a certified dumbass: do it for the vine

Wed, 18:18: RT @Dataracer117: More than 3,000 Fox employees will get laid off when the Disney/Fox merger is done. Remember that when you see people c…
Wed, 18:19: RT @willsh: Helen has just coined the most wonderful phrase; MULTIFAFFING. It’s the ability to be constantly on the cusp of doing several t…
Wed, 18:20: RT @maxtheautist: https://t.co/YZ4rmx2ocf
Wed, 18:21: RT @demi_nour: A friend learning French posted this in IG yesterday and I'm still laughing 😂 https://t.co/7BNefRCggr
Wed, 18:21: RT @Its_RianM: You can’t save your way out of poverty. This is a common attack on the poor https://t.co/nlV64YxqXy
Wed, 18:22: RT @HardDriveMag: GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy https://t.co/hnbGnxzrdg
Wed, 18:23: RT @BotEquippedWith: GET EQUIPPED WITH GOOD MONEY https://t.co/pMGn9dZbxi
Wed, 18:37: RT @wycats: The level of detail in @wifelette's conference work is off the charts. So impressive. https://t.co/OooTds5U05
Wed, 18:39: RT @Omeed: So Twitch sent out a survey to some partners asking how much money they are making on sponsorships. It is not in your best int…
Wed, 18:50: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/gHyc0TbHXV

Wed, 18:58: RT @xJayRawri: I have soooo many questions... https://t.co/70AGNMrPOH
Wed, 19:01: RT @realscientists: Colleague looking at my browser: Got enough tabs open? Me: What? I can still see the first two letters on each tab! ht…
Wed, 20:08: RT @Mistah_FixIt: I'm conflicted. On the one hand, never owning your media again since it's piped to you through a proprietary network. O…
Wed, 20:09: RT @dantheshive: There’s this weird thing in stories where people just keep getting taller in their twenties to indicate that they’re older…
Wed, 20:09: RT @Ishton: best art i've made for a token that never got to see play? 5/4 snake token. https://t.co/5w5AA9mWMl
Wed, 20:10: RT @JimSterling: JK Rowling: "the bus was gay." https://t.co/y4XQJSXBFG
Wed, 20:10: RT @Nash076: Google's Stadia game streaming takes an estimated 20GB of data per hour. Completing a 40 hour game would be 800GB, just 200GB…
Wed, 20:12: RT @Simon_Ashtear: @Nash076 Man, to keep up with that kind of stream, I'm might need to get Google Fibe- heeeeey. This sounds really close…
Wed, 20:15: RT @doktor_ebooks: I am probably going to ignore you anyways.
Wed, 20:21: RT @RayLewis1997: @meganmagsalin https://t.co/0RZX9X3iep

Wed, 20:23: RT @reallifecomics: Real Life Comic for March 20, 2019 https://t.co/8HeSOJmR81 Share and Enjoy! https://t.co/Ou1cXwUzw4
Wed, 20:23: RT @Card_Kingdom: Tired of using paper slips or glass beads for your +1/+1 or -1/-1 counters? Check out these Counter Dice from Monster Roc…
Wed, 20:24: RT @bry_campbell: Great! https://t.co/CvSAlnvBJq
Wed, 20:24: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/Df5fNtWibC
Wed, 20:50: @howardtayler Relevant to the current comic... I've been wondering how often RED-REO updates are done usually? Judg… https://t.co/pccquqnYc5
Thu, 01:34: RT @BadAstronomer: You: “Hey Phil, what’s the weirdest astronomy thing you’ve ever heard?” Me: “Well, the asteroid Bennu IS SPITTING ROCKS…
Thu, 01:36: RT @ProZD: so many relationship reddit posts are just like “I (28F) have a boyfriend (35F) who vomits thousands of spiders nonstop and also…
Thu, 01:56: RT @mattsinger: There are so many hidden gags in #SpiderVerse that are almost impossible to see except on Blu-ray and HD, like this A+ Bitc…
Thu, 10:09: RT @RosewattaStone: Paradox Engine #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/Ex3L4uIUjA