My tweets

Thu, 14:19: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Co-Workers: How come you never learned to tell different car models apart? Me: *gestures emphatically at this* https://t…
Thu, 15:04: RT @dixonij: Still one of my all time favorite @loadingreadyrun sketches. (I really can't believe its almost SIX YEARS OLD at this point)…
Thu, 16:00: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Someone: Hey, nice shirt. Me in my 20s: Thanks! I got it on sale at Target 3 years ago on February 12th for only $7.99.…
Thu, 16:04: RT @pkkaos: Business culture needs to have a long heart to heart with itself about ablism with neuro-atypical people. I have met so many pe…
Thu, 16:32: RT @esportsguy: Last week Discord dropped a bombshell announcement that flew remarkably under the radar. It was framed as feature rollout…
Thu, 16:36: RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/G7JtizEsp0
Thu, 16:37: RT @tombramwell: IMO this controller is too big https://t.co/gcKYTjcQCR
Thu, 16:37: RT @GunnelsWarren: New Rule: We can no longer tolerate billionaires paying starvation wages. Burger King: $8.76 Starbucks barista: $9.77 H…
Thu, 16:38: RT @miblogestublog: I once said nobody but Radiohead was allowed to sing “Creep.” I take it back. 🙌🏽 https://t.co/0CNagUFzZN
Thu, 16:39: RT @CaseyExplosion: It doesn't matter if Pdp is a nazi or not, what's important is that nazis think he's a gateway to the altright, whether…

Thu, 16:43: RT @catvalente: It’s astonishing how early sexualizing and hetero-assuming my baby has begun. IF EVERYONE COULD STOP SAYING MY BABY IS FLI…
Thu, 16:48: RT @RayFK: Some people are bad at Twitter and should not have control over a brand account. Welcome to my TED talk.
Thu, 16:49: RT @MicroSFF: When aliens landed We said: "Save us" And: "You are fake" And: "We are busy" And: "Leave us alone" And: "Die" The aliens lis…
Thu, 16:49: RT @stillcary: I hate seeing people complain that Magic's story doesn't focus on players being Planeswalkers anymore. You ARE still a Plan…
Thu, 16:52: RT @ErynnBrook: Grade 1 - 7 = gifted Grade 8 = attitude problem (also known as abusive teacher and the year I had mono, and yet...) Grade 9…
Thu, 16:54: RT @hypoweb: TFW the default credentials don’t work while jackpotting an ATM. https://t.co/N8wwpFNULJ
Thu, 16:55: RT @KaitlynK113: My professor always comments on my back-of-quiz doodles and it’s very pure https://t.co/HPOsM6BYtI
Thu, 16:58: RT @Foone: A moment of silence for all the poor souls who picked HD-DVD-R as their backup medium of choice. https://t.co/knO5ijCexJ
Thu, 17:08: RT @austin_walker: fuck outta here https://t.co/LN48UWY6fg
Thu, 17:08: RT @azninsect: This seems relevant for some mutuals I have https://t.co/Vq5AyZ6iN1

Thu, 17:13: RT @ClickHole: Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far When It Taught Kids About Feminine Hygiene By Having Grover Die Of Toxic Shock Syndrome? http…
Thu, 17:13: RT @Tuckiozi: https://t.co/sg66cg6YB7 Let's talk. https://t.co/FBU7TTFE8I
Thu, 17:13: RT @DrJenGunter: Do not shove a speaker in your vagina! https://t.co/GqrzM63ej5
Thu, 17:20: @HowBoutNoComic Just a heads-up to @James_LRR and @SlyTQ (since I don't know who deals with this type of stuff)...… https://t.co/CmjyTGI9hu
Thu, 17:21: RT @maruchan1312: one of these is not like the others https://t.co/9xLsuMdpLA
Thu, 17:22: RT @it_meirl_bot: Me_irl https://t.co/mKVOBeDih5 https://t.co/vfcMRYmIRu
Thu, 17:22: RT @sergeyager: Hi friends, We're back on the SergeCraft server. Today we're going on an adventure to find some wings, and something about…
Thu, 18:17: RT @boosterpang: Another thing no one asked for. Wanted to do a realistic 18th century style naval portrait of the one and only Captain Cr…
Thu, 19:31: RT @ChrisHallbeck: The park. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/HxEBYmVTtD
Thu, 19:32: RT @jmsclee: I'm absolutely crying at this. Sound on. https://t.co/BibRtM10sc

Thu, 19:33: It's been on my heart for some time today... Someone in my network needs to hear this song. I don't know who or why… https://t.co/vrxUbUjIvl
Thu, 19:59: RT @DemonBob_Badman: So, “No Deal Brexit” is the only scenaruo where the UK’s 0.01% aren’t subject to “Stop Hiding Your Taxable Income, Fuc…
Thu, 20:00: RT @vrunt: future generations will not believe we figured out how to teach gorillas how to talk and then stopped at exactly one
Thu, 20:00: RT @weeble: I propose an extension to the Standard Model. What if science is simply yet to discover all of the marionic and warionic partic…
Thu, 20:01: RT @neilcic: I'm 70% certain that at least one of these animals is not a fucking python https://t.co/hypJnP31Dv
Thu, 20:02: RT @SSBPorygon: Wine to bring to my gamer funeral https://t.co/keuKCw9Dkn
Thu, 20:03: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Because of course they have. https://t.co/SScDECLeIk
Thu, 20:04: RT @broderick: I see this sort of comment a lot and it bothers me. By 2006, gore, porn, nazis, and harassment were already a decade-old int…
Thu, 20:05: RT @MarioBrothBlog: In Super Mario 64, the collision detection of the lava inside the volcano in Lethal Lava Land is not aligned properly w…
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Thu, 20:19: RT @Canageek: DAMMIT MONOCHROMETERS. YOU AND YOUR ARTIFACTS SUCK. #RealTimeChem https://t.co/EaPpIVYinn
Thu, 20:19: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/AGiCr1saKJ
Thu, 20:20: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: “How dare Trump attack a dead man?!” - the people who stayed silent when he attacked women, minorities, the LGBT communi…
Thu, 20:40: RT @alexsteacy: Gordon Freeman: Corvo Attano: Doom Slayer:

Thu, 20:40: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/3foAKO0vb5
Thu, 20:41: RT @8legs2fangs: Is this a bad sign when you open an amino acid alignment and this is the first thing you see... https://t.co/zmq9PlglhQ
Thu, 20:42: RT @HughRBennett: The 'Revoke Article 50' petition Remainers are all getting excited about is being signed by people everywhere from Russia…
Thu, 20:48: RT @StrangeCoisas: ??? https://t.co/uAYxptWY61
Thu, 20:50: RT @tizzywoman: Mooorning @DevinCow! h/t @Jersey_Craig 🐄 https://t.co/R7U5uJQByO
Thu, 20:52: RT @bazardebagda: Hey @wizards_magic I fixed your new esports website for you: https://t.co/dqi7RmjeHy
Fri, 07:13: RT @OJessicaNigri: I hate to have to say this...I shouldn't have to say this... It is never okay to come to someone's house you follow onl…
Fri, 07:16: RT @ErynnBrook: Our brains work differently. We see connections others often don’t and build shortcuts naturally. When those differences li…
Fri, 07:17: It me. https://t.co/MoNfzKLbon
Fri, 07:19: RT @LRRbot: It's really hard to kill someone if they don't trust you.

Fri, 07:25: RT @sharkfists: The plural of "lich" is "lichen" thank you for coming to my TED talk
Fri, 07:36: RT @KrangTNelson: twitter scandal: damn that verified person said something super dumb instagram scandal: damn that influencer photoshops…
Fri, 07:37: RT @ASmallFiction: People often don't notice the little, gradual problems. Cluttered desks. Dishes in the sink. The thing that stands in…
Fri, 07:45: RT @loadingreadyrun: CHICAGO! TOMORROW!! See you at @c2e2! https://t.co/KpIVTiN83l
Fri, 07:47: @dantheshive Comic idea/inspiration? https://t.co/fl1bvObxw8
Fri, 08:07: RT @SluggoIsLit: Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for March 22, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA https://t.co/1Mds49azS8
Fri, 08:08: RT @Madcatter69: Femdom: when a woman dominates you Wisdom: when a wizard dominates you
Fri, 08:09: RT @3edgyy5u: WHAT DO I WANT???? _______________ | | | Cuddles | |＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /…
Fri, 08:10: RT @exitthelemming: No need to be ashamed. You were lied to. Just as we’re being lied to now when May says “this is what you want” #Revoke…
Fri, 08:31: RT @bjesseshapiro: Just got an email with the subject line "please resign." They wanted me to re-sign a form. But I'm now questioning my…

Fri, 08:33: RT @emotionahls: “No means no” doesn’t only apply to sex. It also applies when your friends say they don’t want to drink anymore, when they…
Fri, 08:40: RT @WelshDalaiLama: Do you want a blowjob? Yes. It's from a piranha. Then no. Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob. This is w…
Fri, 08:45: RT @9_volt_: imagine being angry that someone said "fuck white supremacists" https://t.co/VHLolM2Yyu
Fri, 09:12: RT @KimTallBear: Reporter bursts into flames after word racism published without quotes https://t.co/Sd46wQe5oW
Fri, 09:48: RT @GretchenAMcC: "these are arguably the most famous picture and text combos: the LOL cats, laugh out loud cats" I HAVE EXPIRED https://t…
Fri, 09:59: RT @moodvintage: Julia Louis-Dreyfus curses on Sesame Street while Elmo stays in character, 1994 🔊 https://t.co/gPrkAcUtOH
Fri, 10:01: RT @RikerGoogling: why do people
Fri, 10:01: RT @B_Sputnik: twitter is actually pretty good once you block around 195 thousand people
Fri, 10:01: RT @JadedEmpath: TFW "Google 'Florida man' and your birthday" trends ON your birthday, so the first few hits are "This is why everyone is G…
Fri, 10:01: RT @Clipart1994bot: DERN_L1.BMF https://t.co/L9gDiYYnWh

Fri, 10:02: RT @dduane: In the Unintended Consequences Dep't: "Chinese, Bulgarian, Egyptian, Peruvian and Mexican workshops are now producing fake [ant…
Fri, 10:03: RT @forexposure_txt: "did you know? relying on art for monetary compensation immediately makes you forget what art is or why its good"
Fri, 10:03: RT @_youhadonejob1: Good at helping people stay alive I presume. https://t.co/FKOMf43LLH
Fri, 10:04: RT @gandibar: Attention .eu domain owners in the UK! With Brexit (possibly) approaching, EURid has prepared an action plan for domains owne…
Fri, 10:04: RT @accursedfarms: It looks like my worst nightmare for gaming is starting. Google is working on streaming-only games, which of course, ma…
Fri, 10:06: RT @escapedmatrix: Six million Americans rely on insulin to survive. Many can no longer afford it. Patients are dying in their efforts to r…
Fri, 10:17: RT @Ms_Young_B: When you get into your hotel room, turn off all lights, use your phone camera as a scanner(round the room and bathroom). I…
Fri, 10:17: RT @betterthemask: when did "nazis are bad" become a controversial idea and can i go back to before then https://t.co/v9chuKUNJj
Fri, 10:19: RT @TheOnion: Financial Sector Thinks It’s About Ready To Ruin World Again https://t.co/bxvPtAjNhI https://t.co/0TDgPmh2wg
Fri, 10:21: RT @TheProxyGuy: Alpha power, no sleeves. https://t.co/Di4kABb0tA

Fri, 10:22: RT @spacetwinks: can you believe that "you have to wait to see a doctor" line of anti-socialized healthcare propaganda ever fucking worked…
Fri, 10:24: RT @johnsbernardo: K this is what frustrates me about Marvel comics. I'm trying to read Captain Marvel Apparently the one from 2014 cont…
Fri, 10:27: RT @ajohnagnello: Let's talk difficulty: some say you're not playing "right" if you don't play on default settings. But if you play on a d…
Fri, 10:30: RT @tha_rami: Seeing a giant wave of devs being like "wow doing gdc sober is nice" and let me tell you so many of you being sober sure make…
Fri, 10:31: RT @__apf__: 2019: Please click to subscribe! 👇 1999: This show is made possible by viewers like you 1979: And now, a message from our spon…
Fri, 10:32: RT @andylassner: 12-year-old son: I got a 97 on my math test. Me: That’s nice. Daddy’s in the New York Times for helping a cow get twitte…

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